If you died today, would you be in He...

If you died today, would you be in Heaven or Hell?

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Brother Bill

Hampton, VA

#1 Jul 22, 2013
John 14:6 Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life. No man comes to the Father but through Jesus.

Ask Jesus to forgive your sins and save your soul.

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#2 Jul 22, 2013
I put my request in for heaven but whatever.
what will be, will be...
lol
Krypteia

Barnsley, UK

#3 Jul 22, 2013
Where ever you go it can't be any worse than this proxy planet..

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#4 Jul 22, 2013
Limbo.

“I looked, and behold,”

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#5 Jul 22, 2013
PFfff wrote:
I put my request in for heaven but whatever.
what will be, will be...
lol
Zactly. Regardless, there will be a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The only questions are whether the beer will be stale and whether the strippers will have sexually transmitted diseases.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti...

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#6 Jul 22, 2013
I'm still waiting on the tacos I ordered for lunch. I'd be afraid to ask for anything bigger.

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#8 Jul 22, 2013
Heaven.........my own heaven I created here on earth! Or well that's the best way I can explain it.

Have a good one!

My chickens will be there too! Only laying golden eggs instead! LOL

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#9 Jul 22, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
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Zactly. Regardless, there will be a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The only questions are whether the beer will be stale and whether the strippers will have sexually transmitted diseases.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti...
lol
well i know for sure, im gonna request Male Strippers ONLY.
lol
:)
didn't know beer goes stale.. never let it sit long enough... lol

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#10 Jul 22, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
Heaven.........my own heaven I created here on earth! Or well that's the best way I can explain it.
Have a good one!
My chickens will be there too! Only laying golden eggs instead! LOL
agree

the here and now IS heaven, if not then blame urself.
:)

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#11 Jul 22, 2013
Didn't Forward that E-mail to 7 folks, you tell me where I'm headed,...
A TROLL NAMED SLACK

Ludington, MI

#12 Jul 22, 2013
What ever happened to Limbo?

I was more comfortable when there were three choices

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Since: Apr 13

Tecumseh, Canada

#13 Jul 22, 2013
Hell. Or purgatory if I am lucky.

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#14 Jul 22, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
I'm still waiting on the tacos I ordered for lunch. I'd be afraid to ask for anything bigger.
Jesus finally got me that taco, and now I'm in hell. More paper please!!!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#15 Jul 22, 2013
It is NOT up to us..To CHOOSE... IT IS UP to the FATHER!!

Be Kind, Show tenderness and Compassion and Smile to those less fortunate than you....

By doing so...YOU WILL BE THEN..DOING THE WORK OF JESUS...HE CAN'T DO IT ALL...HIMSELF...;)

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

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Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#16 Jul 22, 2013
For sure in my heart I would be in heaven...

“Standin' In A”

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Shaft Of Light

#17 Jul 22, 2013
Dying sounds like a hell of a way to go to Heaven.

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

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Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#18 Jul 23, 2013
I'm going where the party is:-)

“Colleges Search Engine ”

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www.schoolanduniversity.com

#19 Jul 23, 2013
I will enjoy both places.

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#20 Jul 23, 2013
I'll be in heaven with my Heavenly Father!

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#21 Jul 23, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
I'm going where the party is:-)
I'd settle for someplace quiet.

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