World's Longest Burp! Weird, but hilarious

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There's actually a burping competition! Next year, I'm going to enter Jay Parks - he's true competition for this guy when it comes to burping.

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“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#2 Jun 14, 2012
They should change the competition to "World's Grossest Slobs"
Parden pard

Northampton, PA

#3 Jun 14, 2012
JM_Brazil wrote:
They should change the competition to "World's Grossest Slobs"
I knew a fat kid in 8th grade that could hold a fart for about 10 seconds.He said he had good cheek control,,,,,lol (and moms beans)

Since: Aug 09

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#4 Jun 14, 2012
Waening....This vidio may make your breakfast come up. Worlds biggest zit

http://www.bing.com/videos/search...

“Grilled Burgers”

Level 3

Since: Sep 11

Jacksonville Florida

#5 Jun 14, 2012
this can be added to the list of why America is the greatest Country in the world.!

“Jody”

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Since: Apr 09

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#6 Jun 14, 2012
I know a skinny little girl who can give him a run for his Tums. This kid has thought burps the funniest invention since ha ha. She has practice from two years of age until the ripe old age of eleven. She freaks me out sometimes, but it's hilarious!

“Reality”

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#7 Jun 14, 2012
off the trail wrote:
I know a skinny little girl who can give him a run for his Tums. This kid has thought burps the funniest invention since ha ha. She has practice from two years of age until the ripe old age of eleven. She freaks me out sometimes, but it's hilarious!
I know some people that make his burp sound like it came from a mouse.:)

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Jun 14, 2012
As kids, we used to swallow air -- 10 or 15 gulps and then bwaaaaaaaaaaargh -- big long airey burps you could use to speak entire sentences.

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#9 Jun 14, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
Waening....This vidio may make your breakfast come up. Worlds biggest zit
http://www.bing.com/videos/search...
Hell, that's nothing.
I had 14 of them at one time on my leg, any one of which was 4 times bigger than that & I've the scars to prove it. The doctor shoved 3 feet of gauze in one of them to get all the crap out.

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#10 Jun 14, 2012
Parden pard wrote:
<quoted text>
I knew a fat kid in 8th grade that could hold a fart for about 10 seconds.He said he had good cheek control,,,,,lol (and moms beans)
Meet Mr. Methane:

Since: Aug 09

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#11 Jun 14, 2012
Bama Yankee wrote:
<quoted text>
Hell, that's nothing.
I had 14 of them at one time on my leg, any one of which was 4 times bigger than that & I've the scars to prove it. The doctor shoved 3 feet of gauze in one of them to get all the crap out.
OMG, I think I am going to vomit...Ewwwwww. Ya done good buddy. Ya grossed me out.

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#12 Jun 14, 2012
Laura Beth wrote:
<quoted text> OMG, I think I am going to vomit...Ewwwwww. Ya done good buddy. Ya grossed me out.
I apologize.. Wasn't my intention but at least I didn't provide visual aids.....

BTW, if your avatar is actually a photo of you, I love your hair. The rest is PDN, too.

“To contract new debts...”

Level 6

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#13 Jun 15, 2012
I bought my brother an Airzooka (
)and he figured out how to shoot farts across the room at his kids with it.
milton

Dalton, GA

#14 Jun 15, 2012
When I was a kid,I could burp the alphabet and "We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Sheik Yerbouti

Doylestown, PA

#15 Jun 15, 2012
They're certainly more entertaining than (c)rappers!!More talented too!!

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