Gone With The Beer
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“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#1 Oct 20, 2012
This thread is for beer stories.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#3 Oct 20, 2012
I'll start.
When I was growing up in the Willamette valley in Oregon, the drinking age was 21 and there was no Coors beer for sale in Oregon.(I see the poll, Should they lower the drinking age to 18?- and Idaho says,'yes'). In Idaho, they could sell beer to 18 year olds, and if you just looked 18, you could buy it- they weren't so picky on asking for ID back then. AND, they sold Coors. Back then, there were pills (pharmaceutical) white 'cross tops' for dieting.(before the government let fake one's be sold in the back of magazines, and the dealers started mixing the fakes with the real ones, and chalk- etc., then outlawed pharmaceuticals so people switched to ICE!- which is WAY worse) But anyway, the guys would put money together, and this guy with the Firebird would get a couple of friends, with at least one that looked older, and they would go up to 120 mph across Eastern Oregon to Idaho and back without stopping, with the car literally LOADED DOWN with Coors!
COORS RUN!
Now that was the good old days.

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#4 Oct 20, 2012
I've never had the experience of not being able to buy beer. That must have been bad. When I turned 18 I could buy legally what I'd been buying for 2 years. They never carded me. LOL But I remember being 18, and the average 18 year old does some pretty stupid stuff sober. Adding alcohol makes it 100 times worse. You might wake up married with a baby on the way. "We don't need no stinkin' condoms!" Sometimes I still don't feel like a grown up. But beer? God's gift to man. I sat in a biker bar chugging them down like water once and woke up in the back of my truck wearing just my boots and hat. The sun woke me up. It was a good night...

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#5 Oct 20, 2012
Thanks for the thread, Fisherman. You're all right!

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#6 Oct 23, 2012
After I fell out of the truck bed, I found my undershorts flying on the antenna, clean, thank pete. Had to wait till the bar opened to get the rest of it. They got a good chuckle out of it, and I figure I got my clothes and wallet back intact, so it was ok by me. They took my keys, too. They really look after ya there. If they hadn't banned me, I'd go back.
Tues gone with the wind

AOL

#8 Oct 23, 2012
A phrase that fills me with dread

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#9 Oct 23, 2012
They run out of beer on Tues?

“goodbye topix”

Level 5

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#10 Oct 23, 2012
Yeh, when I was 17 I bought beer no problem, soon as I turn 18 I'm getting asked for ID, whats with that.
I have a beer posting on Topix, not 2 many now, posted some shyte before now + it was a bit incohereant, Lol
barnsley

San Francisco, CA

#11 Oct 23, 2012
Best way to drink beer to get drunk quickly
http://tinyurl.com/9nebyl6
Liliane581

San Francisco, CA

#12 Oct 23, 2012
how to get an end
http://tinyurl.com/8cgeafa

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#13 Oct 23, 2012
Posting toasted is the term, I believe. LOLOL

Been there, done that many a time!
woodpecker

Pikeville, KY

#14 Oct 23, 2012
I dont drink beer. too filling..rather drink booze.its faster but last time I drank liquor camping when I woke up I found my panties and bra scattered on branches deep in the woods. Man, I had knee burn like never before!lol. I thought rug burns were bad, nothing compared tp gravel burns!lol. I remember nothing but I must have had fun,I hope!!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#15 Oct 23, 2012
barnsley and Liliane must be married. lol

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#16 Oct 23, 2012
Aye mite of posted toastly wons.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#17 Oct 23, 2012
At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'Shit!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
__________
I stole that from here-

http://www.beer100.com/beerjokes/beerjokes.ht...

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#18 Oct 23, 2012
The Lone Ranger comes into town during the hottest part of summer. He stops outside a bar and tells Tonto to run in circles around Silver his horse, waving his poncho to keep a nice breeze on Silver while he goes in to have a drink drink. A couple of minutes later a man dressed in black swaggers into the bar and says "You the Lone Ranger?" "Yes, I am" the Lone Ranger replies. "Oh," says the man dressed in black, "Did ya know ya left your injun runnin?"

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#19 Oct 24, 2012
Beer stories, huh? In Oklahoma, back in the 70's/early 80's, you could buy beer at 18. I turned 18 my senior year and would collect money from my underage friends, go buy quarts of beer and sneak them thru the back door of the bus! We'd get sloshed on the way home!(Lived way out in the country and my car was broke down) Fun times!

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#20 Oct 25, 2012
You're a funny guy, Fisherman. That was good.

Hippi, warm beer will do that to ya. Amazing you're not in jail for supplying minors with alcohol. I hope you still don't do that. That's how babies and car wrecks happen.

“Where am I?”

Level 2

Since: Jun 11

Boll Weevil Arkansas

#21 Oct 25, 2012
I was in a 7/11 a few weeks ago. Some guy walked in, went straight back to the cooler, filled his pockets with beers and grabbed a case in each hand. The store was packed. He smiles at the clerk and proceeds to walk out the door. She noticed. He didn't get very far. ROFL I guess when you get greedy, you get caught. Funny, he wasn't smiling in the back of the cop car. People like that make beer prices go up!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#22 Oct 25, 2012
Walkswithbeer wrote:
You're a funny guy, Fisherman. That was good.
Hippi, warm beer will do that to ya. Amazing you're not in jail for supplying minors with alcohol. I hope you still don't do that. That's how babies and car wrecks happen.
It was 1979 and no, I don't still do that.

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