Offbeat- Male or Female?

“get u sum”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#462 Nov 14, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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LOL, Getting a prostate exam there, are ya?
you cough for a hernia check if you coughed while getting a prostate check youll poop on the doc.lol

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#463 Nov 14, 2013
LOL
You guys make me laugh.
What would I do without Offbeat.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#464 Nov 14, 2013
Screamery wrote:
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i saw the backwards $20 and the word quickie and i thought of u. r u saying axxx ain't smart enough 2 figure out an anonymous proxy? 4 once i believe u. lol
#yourtheidiot
I said axxx doesn't know how, its apparently not rocket science since u got one and your defiantly not one of the smart ones here.

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#465 Nov 14, 2013
SHEmale. For those chicks that are all woman but still have more balls than most men.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#466 Nov 14, 2013
Lol shady reminds me of that Betty White quote
Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vajayjay. Those things can take a pounding.:). Lol.

Level 6

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#467 Nov 14, 2013
rider hard wrote:
<quoted text>you cough for a hernia check if you coughed while getting a prostate check youll poop on the doc.lol
LOL, that's awful.

Hey, all you male offbeaters. Do Not...I repeat, Do Not cough during a prostate exam.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#468 Nov 14, 2013
... im to skeerid to look ...

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#469 Nov 14, 2013
Screamery wrote:
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lol @ u axxx. good luck
Hey homo why would i beg for a 20$ piece when your girlfriend spirit will let me have it for free, but no worries I'm not into her like the two of you are into me
Geno da Gay Ho

Lexington Park, MD

#470 Nov 14, 2013
axxx wrote:
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Hey homo...
I said hellllOOO already!

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

Chicago, IL

#472 Nov 14, 2013
axxx wrote:
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Hey homo
You do remember my name.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#473 Nov 14, 2013
Crazy Jae wrote:
What about Tom-Boys,...Tom-Girls,...?
I sure fit the tom boy category...sheesh I had 6 bros...but was skeered to comment cause I aint postin no pix of body parts to prove im all woman LOL...dressed to the nines this eve bout to go to holiday open house...=)

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#478 Nov 14, 2013
Well when I was coming coming up, calling Tom A BOY! was FIGHTIN WORDS. Rick

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#479 Nov 15, 2013
ShadyBits wrote:
SHEmale. For those chicks that are all woman but still have more balls than most men.
They all have 3 testicles?

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#480 Nov 15, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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They all have 3 testicles?
That must make it difficult to walk.......

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#481 Nov 15, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>That must make it difficult to walk.......
Maybe even tougher to fall down!

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#482 Nov 15, 2013
So, um, well, how do you tell?

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

Level 7

Since: Jun 12

Pocket full of wry

#483 Nov 15, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>I still have eyes, take a look (Billy opens small box on his desk)
;) http://imagebin.or g/277064

Level 8

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#485 Nov 15, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
So, um, well, how do you tell?
Look down!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#486 Nov 15, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
So, um, well, how do you tell?
Using Chilli J's criteria, it's female with extra clackers if it looks like she has three medicine balls under her skirt.

“ Uh-Oh! ”

Since: Nov 13

Deja Vu La La Darling

#487 Nov 15, 2013
Female...Off & On Offbeat

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