Offbeat- Male or Female?

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#235 Nov 6, 2013
Billy R wrote:
<quoted text>Are you having fun yet,Ami girl?
You're using that term loosely, aren't you?

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#236 Nov 7, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>You're using that term loosely, aren't you?
Loose like a bb in a box car.......

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Since: Jan 11

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#237 Nov 7, 2013
How many hermaphrodites are there?

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#238 Nov 7, 2013
Remember the lady with two vajayjays? Does she
c(o)unt twice?

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#239 Nov 8, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
How many hermaphrodites are there?
I think we all know how to insult such a person. Tell them to go and **** themselves. ;-)

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#241 Nov 8, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I think we all know how to insult such a person. Tell them to go and **** themselves. ;-)
Be careful I got two p.m's the last time I said that word here:)

A true phych. test, a Hermaphrodite, split personality,prostitute was tols to go f*** themselves, they died from the exercise. Rick

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#242 Nov 8, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I think we all know how to insult such a person. Tell them to go and **** themselves. ;-)

Either Way,





That's not Politically Correct,...

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#243 Nov 8, 2013
Big Time wrote:
<quoted text>
Either Way,
That's not Politically Correct,...
Correct. They have the intersex condition.

Interestingly, there are towns named Middlesex.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#244 Nov 8, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
I think we all know how to insult such a person. Tell them to go and **** themselves. ;-)
lol
I was thinking along the same lines, but was afraid to write it.
Does that mean that is a unisex thought?

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#245 Nov 8, 2013
"Goody" Nelson: You ever take biology in school, soldier?

Jackie Willow: Yes, Sergeant-Major.

"Goody" Nelson: How do worms copulate?

Jackie Willow: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.

"Goody" Nelson: Mmmm-hmmmm! Interesting concept! Tell me, Willow - any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex?

Jackie Willow: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?
im shocked

Lansing, MI

#246 Nov 8, 2013
xxxxxxx xxxx wrote:
<quoted text>
I think we all know how to insult such a person. Tell them to go and **** themselves. ;-)
Would you tell a person with Downs syndrome to memorize an encyclopedia? Would you tell a person with a cleft pallet to whistle? Do you get jollies out of tripping a blind person or short changing them?
Hows about conjoined twins? What if one was horrible and the other nice, would you suggest they kill themselves or f each other?
why would you think a birth defect or anomaly was acceptable fodder for insult?

Spotted Girl

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#247 Nov 8, 2013
im shocked wrote:
<quoted text>
Would you tell a person with Downs syndrome to memorize an encyclopedia? Would you tell a person with a cleft pallet to whistle? Do you get jollies out of tripping a blind person or short changing them?
Hows about conjoined twins? What if one was horrible and the other nice, would you suggest they kill themselves or f each other?
why would you think a birth defect or anomaly was acceptable fodder for insult?
No, there is a difference. I'd probably donate to help repair the pallate. I'd never trip any person regardless of their condition. When I hear about conjoined twins, they often touch my heart - like the case of Abby and Britt. Some call them "the two-headed girl" and they are very cool.

As for your conclusion, you have to take it all in context. First, I was replying to a specific person. Second, this is Offbeat, where people take themselves and each other lightly. It is an acquired taste. When I used to participate in other places, I used to be all self-righteous and all and tried to be the moral police. But I realized they were making fun of the ideas, not the subjects of the stories. You might never figure that out. It took me some time.

How do you know if any of us discussing this don't have that condition or other gender-related differences? What would be wrong with self-deprecation and gallows humor?

And yes, the way you came off on me with an attitude, I'd tell you to boink yourself, and I would hope for it to be an enjoyable experience.:)
The Postal Letter

Huntington, NY

#248 Nov 8, 2013
I am 100% Mail.

SUJ

“Your posts still ”

Level 6

Since: Mar 10

make me giggle

#249 Nov 8, 2013
The Postal Letter wrote:
I am 100% Mail.
Are you asking us to slap a stamp on your azz and siwak?
;)

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#250 Nov 8, 2013
im shocked wrote:
<quoted text>
Would you tell a person with Downs syndrome to memorize an encyclopedia? Would you tell a person with a cleft pallet to whistle? Do you get jollies out of tripping a blind person or short changing them?
Hows about conjoined twins? What if one was horrible and the other nice, would you suggest they kill themselves or f each other?
why would you think a birth defect or anomaly was acceptable fodder for insult?
Thanks! you are the reminder that even Ernie & Big Bird had to play with the grouch!

There is even humor in your response.
Because IF you were in a group of people with any of those problems,or 100's of others we ALL can have ,YOU would be the ONLY ONE NOT finding something about their condition or problem to laugh about!
You don't go to the waiting room of the EPILEPSY clinic & ask WHAT'S SHAKIN. Rick

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#251 Nov 8, 2013
Hoosier Hillbilly wrote:
<quoted text>
What's that mean or Why's that?
I get the "I am female part
it's the very much I'd like explained. LOL
okay H.H. alot on here think I have alot of names and one being a guy..the last time I looked I was diffiently a female..I do have the parts and they were not added later..I was born this way..LOL..so Im very much a female..did I explain good..

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#252 Nov 8, 2013
The Postal Letter wrote:
I am 100% Mail.
So? Your a flat rate mate!
Rick

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#253 Nov 8, 2013
I'm all female, always have been always will be.

“get u sum”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#254 Nov 8, 2013
im a male an plan on remaining one

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

Chicago, IL

#255 Nov 8, 2013
I'm really not sure my arm isnt long enough to reach around my belly.

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