You know your addicted to topix when....

Created by TenderTink on Feb 4, 2010

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Have a coffee pot and mini fri

Find yourself saying OMG and L

You don't know your VBF real n

Every thing you see in the RW

Spend late nights looking for

You recognise people by their

Your fingertips have calluses.

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“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#1 Feb 4, 2010
The first thing you do in the morning is turn on the computer.

EVEN BEFORE YOU SCRATCH YOUR ASS!

“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#3 Feb 4, 2010
You must know your character limit, Grasshopper.
disgusted

Flemington, NJ

#4 Feb 4, 2010
... when at age 31 (supposedly), your face turned into this:

http://i50.tinypic.com/nlx4io.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/28vq35j.jpg

“This day is.............. .”

Level 4

Since: Sep 09

HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

#5 Feb 4, 2010
I knew I had a problem when I started wearing Depends undergarmets.......

“I don't do sarcasm...but... ”

Level 4

Since: Jan 08

sometimes I get provoked!

#6 Feb 4, 2010
onsunday wrote:
I knew I had a problem when I started wearing Depends undergarmets.......
You too?

LOL!

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#7 Feb 4, 2010
eric113 wrote:
You must know your character limit, Grasshopper.
onsunday wrote:
I knew I had a problem when I started wearing Depends undergarmets.......
Lol thanks ya'll. My first try = a dismal failure...Ah well "Never mind!" xo
WTF

Canandaigua, NY

#8 Feb 4, 2010
I'm addicted to Googlebooks. Love searching subjects, titles. some out of print.

“This day is.............. .”

Level 4

Since: Sep 09

HAIRTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

#9 Feb 4, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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Lol thanks ya'll. My first try = a dismal failure...Ah well "Never mind!" xo
You replyed to two comments at the same time.....
I can't do that.....lol

P.S.
What is that in your avatar ???
Is that valium ????
-liveevil-

Osage City, KS

#10 Feb 4, 2010
...your wife won't talk to you all day, because you ACCIDENTLY commented on a subject using HER screen name.

“Under New Management”

Level 2

Since: Feb 10

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#11 Feb 4, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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Lol thanks ya'll. My first try = a dismal failure...Ah well "Never mind!" xo
I once created a thread just to see how fast it would drop to the nether regions. Got one post...said it would drop like a rock. It did.

Level 6

Since: Jan 10

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#12 Feb 4, 2010
onsunday wrote:
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You replyed to two comments at the same time.....
I can't do that.....lol
P.S.
What is that in your avatar ???
Is that valium ????
Here is how I do it:
Click reply, then copy the quote and paste it on a notepad. Click enter to make 2 or 3 spaces below the quote. min. the notepad and using the browser arrow go back to the thread. Choose another poster to reply to, repeat the above. When back to the thread, max your notepad, right click,select all and copy. Min. notepad and paste here ( in the comment box). Now you have the reply to quotes and can type in your answers between them. When you push the post comment it all works like this.
:)
The picture is of a beautiful little kitten, so innocent and adorable looking. The caption written across the picture says: "The voices are telling me to kill you."
I work with the mentally ill and just find it hilarious and so chose it as an avatar.
Twin Peaks Bob wrote:
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I once created a thread just to see how fast it would drop to the nether regions. Got one post...said it would drop like a rock. It did.
LOL, That has happened to me too, on another first and probably last attempt. I don't suffer fools very well and choose to either ignore or avoid them as much as possible.:)

" I child proofed my house, but they keep getting in!"
Easy rider

Hannacroix, NY

#14 Feb 5, 2010
eric113 wrote:
The first thing you do in the morning is turn on the computer.
EVEN BEFORE YOU SCRATCH YOUR ASS!
You can't remember how to turn off your computer

“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#15 Feb 5, 2010
Easy rider wrote:
<quoted text>You can't remember how to turn off your computer
If I forget how to scratch my ass, THEN I'm in trouble!

“11 Day's Till Halloween”

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Hamilton, OH

#16 Feb 12, 2014
Your up all night and don't sleep.
Independent

United States

#18 Feb 12, 2014
When you believe every 'grey box' is the same person stalking you.

“Trump This!!!”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

CENLA

#19 Feb 12, 2014
.........................you keep coming back for more more more...

“Happy Halloween”

Level 9

Since: May 12

TRICK or TREAT

#20 Feb 12, 2014
When You come here to get away from other stresses of life....

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#21 Feb 12, 2014
When your cyber friends start developing real personalities and you get to know them............

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#22 Feb 12, 2014
When your wife says, " are you on topix again?! "
i love big women

United States

#23 Feb 12, 2014
when i masterbate to peoples profile pics

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