iPhone app wakes you with smell of bacon

Mar 7, 2014 Full story: 94.5 The Fox 15

The sizzle. The smell. The promise of bacon is enough to get most of us out of bed.

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suhaan

Ashburn, VA

#1 Mar 7, 2014
hi I need a girla or woman

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Since: Jan 10

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#2 Mar 7, 2014
You can't buy it.
You have to win it.
I wonder what those will go for on E-Bay?

I'm thinking you could drive a person with OCD nuts with that thing and a selection of odors not as pleasant as bacon.
> evil laugh <

“ I DO WHAT I LIKE............ .”

Since: Mar 14

AND I LIKE WHAT I DO!!!!!!!!!!

#3 Mar 7, 2014
Waking up to smell of bacon and there is no bacon? That would just piss me off.

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Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#4 Mar 7, 2014
Not an app that Maxwell would want on his GEICO iIphone ...just sayin'
Yes

Jackson, MO

#5 Mar 7, 2014
FTW Forever wrote:
Waking up to smell of bacon and there is no bacon? That would just piss me off.
That's close to exactly what I thought. I used to hate to smell the other campers cooking all that bacon and knowing I wasn't going to get a bite.
Sen Rick Saintpornum

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Mar 7, 2014
If you feel hot splatter in bed that is _not_ from the bacon app.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#7 Mar 8, 2014
Wait for it: Someone will sue Apple after sleepwalking and frying their phone with a couple eggs for breakfast.
Cedar Crest Inn Employee

Medford, NY

#8 Mar 8, 2014
My iPhone smells like tuna.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#9 Mar 8, 2014
Cedar Crest Inn Employee wrote:
My iPhone smells like tuna.
I suppose that would be due to downloading stuff from iTuna Store?
Cedar Crest Inn Employee

Medford, NY

#10 Mar 8, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
I suppose that would be due to downloading stuff from iTuna Store?
Oh I was loading it alright......
Sen Rick Saintpornum

Philadelphia, PA

#11 Mar 8, 2014
Cedar Crest Inn Employee wrote:
My iPhone smells like tuna.
The rechargher.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#12 Mar 8, 2014
I don't have an iphone but the wife does, she might like a dutch oven app at wakeup...no... nevermind...

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#13 Mar 8, 2014
NOT soooo Appetizing IF ya GOT a FREAKIN' Hangover!!!

BARF BAG..PRONTO!!
ThePatriot

United States

#14 Mar 9, 2014
All Muslim/Islamic people would hate this App and device because they can't eat bacon because it's against their religion.
Black And Blue

Medford, NY

#15 Mar 10, 2014
ThePatriot wrote:
All Muslim/Islamic people would hate this App and device because they can't eat bacon because it's against their religion.
That's true. They would opt for the "stoning App" to wake them up.

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