iPhone app wakes you with smell of bacon

Mar 7, 2014 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: 94.5 The Fox

The sizzle. The smell. The promise of bacon is enough to get most of us out of bed.

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suhaan

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Mar 7, 2014
 
hi I need a girla or woman

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You can't buy it.
You have to win it.
I wonder what those will go for on E-Bay?

I'm thinking you could drive a person with OCD nuts with that thing and a selection of odors not as pleasant as bacon.
> evil laugh <

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AIN'T NOTHING SLOWING ME DOWN

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Waking up to smell of bacon and there is no bacon? That would just piss me off.

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Mar 7, 2014
 
Not an app that Maxwell would want on his GEICO iIphone ...just sayin'
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FTW Forever wrote:
Waking up to smell of bacon and there is no bacon? That would just piss me off.
That's close to exactly what I thought. I used to hate to smell the other campers cooking all that bacon and knowing I wasn't going to get a bite.
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If you feel hot splatter in bed that is _not_ from the bacon app.

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Mar 8, 2014
 
Wait for it: Someone will sue Apple after sleepwalking and frying their phone with a couple eggs for breakfast.
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My iPhone smells like tuna.

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Cedar Crest Inn Employee wrote:
My iPhone smells like tuna.
I suppose that would be due to downloading stuff from iTuna Store?
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Mar 8, 2014
 
Uh Clem wrote:
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I suppose that would be due to downloading stuff from iTuna Store?
Oh I was loading it alright......
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Cedar Crest Inn Employee wrote:
My iPhone smells like tuna.
The rechargher.

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Mar 8, 2014
 
I don't have an iphone but the wife does, she might like a dutch oven app at wakeup...no... nevermind...

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Mar 8, 2014
 
NOT soooo Appetizing IF ya GOT a FREAKIN' Hangover!!!

BARF BAG..PRONTO!!
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Mar 9, 2014
 
All Muslim/Islamic people would hate this App and device because they can't eat bacon because it's against their religion.
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Mar 10, 2014
 
ThePatriot wrote:
All Muslim/Islamic people would hate this App and device because they can't eat bacon because it's against their religion.
That's true. They would opt for the "stoning App" to wake them up.

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