Things you don't know about me...____...

Things you don't know about me..._____________

Created by DILF on May 30, 2008

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well hung punk

Naperville, IL

#1922 Feb 3, 2013
Oasiis wrote:
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Good
I'll slam your old wrinkley asss if you play your cards right sweety.

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#1926 Feb 3, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...yes...I've been told many times that I am a saint and an angel...can you imagine when I die what I will become then?!...I'll probably be invited to sit at the right hand of the father almighty himself...
...as far as the makeup...there is no reason any woman should not be beautiful...yet many are not...very many...I happen to have been blessed with good looks even without makeup...
...enjoy this beautiful day...we are gearing up full blast...finishing up the floats...
I'll assume that after you die the cemetary will be opening a fresh urinal...

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Since: Apr 10

school of hard knocks

#1929 Feb 3, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...this is a great pic...you are beautiful...I wish there was a portion of Topix that only beautiful people like us could post...have you seen some of these dogs on here?...barfie, bonkers, deb27, dudedud...there are some ugly ones I tell you...
and maybe a portion here for folks like you that are ugly
bone deep

with the worms crawling from your rotted skull. no? HELL YAH!!!
rosa the jealous azz biotch.like harley hore
picking on those more lovely than you and that dont take much
ROCK ON!!!

shove the mardi up your gras an dplease don't share any more, fairly sure no one cares about your hateful posts

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#1930 Feb 3, 2013
rascal rebel wrote:
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and maybe a portion here for folks like you that are ugly
bone deep
with the worms crawling from your rotted skull. no? HELL YAH!!!
rosa the jealous azz biotch.like harley hore
picking on those more lovely than you and that dont take much
ROCK ON!!!
shove the mardi up your gras an dplease don't share any more, fairly sure no one cares about your hateful posts
...you forgot to mention that the schmucks flatulance is nauseating...

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#1931 Feb 3, 2013
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...mardi gras colors look great in a funeral home...LOLz...Enzo...stick to baking...you are no comedian...and certainly not good at retorts...hope your bread is not as dry as your comments...
...so I take it a lap dance behind the crematorium is out of the question?...

“To contract new debts...”

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is not the way to pay old ones

#1932 Feb 3, 2013
Oasiis wrote:
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Thanks, Rosa. The picture is simply a blast from
google images?
Oasiis

United States

#1933 Feb 3, 2013
Hunglo wrote:
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google images?
That's sounds right. I'll go along with that.
Oasiis

United States

#1934 Feb 3, 2013
Hunglo wrote:
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google images?
and sometimes..yahoo!
Oasiis

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#1935 Feb 3, 2013
Now whatcha' don't know is..I don't have cable OR Internet right now..so I'm "watching" the final moments of the Super Bowl on my iPhone.
Oasiis

United States

#1936 Feb 3, 2013
I think I'm glad I "saw" just 4 minutes of this game!!!

Ya know what else I saw today? A bird swoop down and grab a nacho out of some woman's hand just as she was about to take a bite!!!
Oasiis

United States

#1937 Feb 3, 2013
The Ravens win!!! The birds are on a roll today!!! Yay!

“LIL Miss Sunshine”

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We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#1938 Feb 3, 2013
yep the ravens got it...oh yes...

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#1939 Feb 3, 2013
I love sports...

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#1940 Feb 3, 2013
I love me some watermelon!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#1941 Feb 3, 2013
I can't resist jumping into a jump rope... Double Dutch..the young girls..think it's NEAT!!

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#1942 Feb 3, 2013
This one time at band camp...

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#1943 Feb 3, 2013
01Justsayin wrote:
This one time at band camp...
you were playing the French horn and...

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#1944 Feb 3, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
I can't resist jumping into a jump rope... Double Dutch..the young girls..think it's NEAT!!
<Enzo rolls in a handful of marbles>...

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#1945 Feb 3, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>you were playing the French horn and...
It accidentally slipped through my fingers and...

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#1946 Feb 4, 2013
01Justsayin wrote:
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It accidentally slipped through my fingers and...
was thrown out of band camp then played slide guitar with Leon Redbone(Cindy Cashdollar) before you...

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