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Wow ! Some folks are most certainly blessed more than others. I had to scrape for every little thing I ever EARNED. I didn't have advantages that some have. I do
not enjoy being caught on the pity pot on occasion as
I have, but I know struggling like so many never will experience in their lives.

I've endured to struggle. I am a survivor and I'm very
strong, no matter the weakness I am still capable of displaying at times.
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hey there PesCreate..hope you are good.Yes we all struggle in some way or the other..I have never had anything handed to me I have worked my butt off and earned what all i have which isnt much to some but a heck of a whole lot to me so i know where you are coming from and my journey hasnt been an easy one..A few know what I mean,and honey its rough and I endure it almost every day..But you know its all good and one day I will be very happy with my life and self..Amen..you are my bestests LY girl...

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Jan 17, 2013
 
PESCreate wrote:
Wow ! Some folks are most certainly blessed more than others. I had to scrape for every little thing I ever EARNED. I didn't have advantages that some have. I do
not enjoy being caught on the pity pot on occasion as
I have, but I know struggling like so many never will experience in their lives.
I've endured to struggle. I am a survivor and I'm very
strong, no matter the weakness I am still capable of displaying at times.
:)
Good for you. Life is what you make of it!

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Cashel, Ireland

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I dont get it... If i post something that nobody knows about me then everyone will know it :/

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Steph wrote:
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awesome that you're still friends with your old school homeys. i am as well. i still have monthly girls dinners with 5 of my Jr. High girlfriends.
the Princess is right (and I've said this before too) you ARE as young as you feel. at 40, i feel better than ever! i feel way better than i did in my 20's and 30's and this all has to do with exercise, diet and lifestyle.
GREAT you still are friends..

and..

How's about this !!

We.. 4 of us, met when we were
in our early 20's;

we shared a flat and had wonderful..
wild, fun filled days in our youth
though
money was scarce back then..
and yet we went to the movies
twice a week...
we smoked happily [when the dangers of smoking
were unknown]!! we spoke about 'fellas'
into the small hours... and drank Guinness!
but never too much [well, we couldn't afford it] lol

then, older, we married.
and had kids .
and the accompanying ups & downs of life..

now those 'kids' are all grown up and gone
their own ways..

and we [4] STILL remain close friends..

two of us have already reached our 70th year..
which we celebrated to the fullest measure -
and the other two are creeping up towards
that magic number, also..

We were AND remain firm friends.. to this day...
happy to say.
Steph

Sausalito, CA

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Grace Nerissa wrote:
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GREAT you still are friends..
and..
How's about this !!
We.. 4 of us, met when we were
in our early 20's;
we shared a flat and had wonderful..
wild, fun filled days in our youth
though
money was scarce back then..
and yet we went to the movies
twice a week...
we smoked happily [when the dangers of smoking
were unknown]!! we spoke about 'fellas'
into the small hours... and drank Guinness!
but never too much [well, we couldn't afford it] lol
then, older, we married.
and had kids .
and the accompanying ups & downs of life..
now those 'kids' are all grown up and gone
their own ways..
and we [4] STILL remain close friends..
two of us have already reached our 70th year..
which we celebrated to the fullest measure -
and the other two are creeping up towards
that magic number, also..
We were AND remain firm friends.. to this day...
happy to say.
that is so wonderful and so rare! you are blessed with that!
i can't help but wonder if i would be friends with these women if i met them today. we are all so very different, which is kinda cool, as different perspectives make it a lively time. our history is what binds us, that's for sure and i feel very lucky to have my girls.

“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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I play soccer but can't play an instrument.

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I'm 18 and still as small as I was at age 11. And I'm okay with it.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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Renegade_22 wrote:
I dont get it... If i post something that nobody knows about me then everyone will know it :/
but inquiring offbeat minds want to know!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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Juicylu wrote:
I play soccer but can't play an instrument.
like I tell my kids, you can, you just don't know you can!

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Tiny Timmie wrote:
I'm 18 and still as small as I was at age 11. And I'm okay with it.
My son once had a friend
with the same condition.
He was 22 then ( would be in his 40's today).
Can't remember what his illness was caused by,
or if there was possibly a cure for it.
Often wondered what became of him.

It sounds like you have made the best of a very difficult life.
That takes bravery and strength.
Sending good wishes to you tonight.
And thank you for sharing your story.

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

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OR NOT .... <[;-)

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Renegade_22 wrote:
I dont get it... If i post something that nobody knows about me then everyone will know it :/
Hi Renegade, You don't want us to know anything about you?

I sing and play guitar. My voice sure has changed over the years and I can't reach those high notes like I once could.

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

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Princess Hey wrote:
hey there PesCreate..hope you are good.Yes we all struggle in some way or the other..I have never had anything handed to me I have worked my butt off and earned what all i have which isnt much to some but a heck of a whole lot to me so i know where you are coming from and my journey hasnt been an easy one..A few know what I mean,and honey its rough and I endure it almost every day..But you know its all good and one day I will be very happy with my life and self..Amen..you are my bestests LY girl...
Hello Princess Hey, Thanks for sharing that. One thing we all know about you - you are a kind woman and we do enjoy seeing you out here enjoying yourself.
:)
Homunculus Nebula

Brisbane, Australia

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Jan 17, 2013
 
Let me tell you the story of a night,
A tale of man’s gesture and might.
The day passed in performance of rights,
The night fell down for his sight.
I was on the bed beside the light,
He entered the room and his face was glowing
He gazed and broadened his smile,
He took my hands in a delicate style.
He played with my long fingers,
Like a flute is played by musicians.
He drew me near him, then the next,
I being simple could not follow the text.
I could her the strong breathing of him,
His breathing and mine were all different.
“You are beautiful” as he said to me,
I lifted my eyes and could hardly see.
His lips were dry and he was moistening it,
As a hungry Lion taking food by it.
He pulled me to his chest and kissed me,
Kissing was warm and was fixed.
I blushed and blushed to the last,
I was feeling hot and blood was running fast.
His actions were not decent the next,
But I was helpless and could not protest.
He pulled my panties over my knee,
Caressed my legs and said to me:
“How beautiful your legs are”!
Just so beautiful the pegs are.
He pulled it more but railed,
The button was so tight, he tried but failed.
He then detached the upper portion,
Underneath which I wore a bra.
He held it and held it very tight,
I could not bear and cried a slight.
He did not care for my sight,
And pulled the last wear of my thigh.
I was having the only shield of a bra,
As he pulled my delicate breast out
I first caressed his delicate balls with delight,
Then I held them with all the might.
I again raised an alarm,
He said there is no harm.
Don’t do it or I’ll die,
It is essential for the game don’t shy.
He put his mouth on the nipples and sucked,
I closed my eyes and enjoyed.
I was naked as a newly born,
All my garments were aside thrown.
I looked then with a stun,
And was hesitating for the next run.
He started caressing my body,
By abdomen, by breast, by neck.
He treated my lips and then the text,
It was the point where I followed the next.
I was naked while he was in trousers,
I put my hand on the string and pulled.
Now he too was naked all without,
And I took his organ with my hands fulled.
It was a long hard rod,
And then he put his finger into my hole, My God!
He said to me,“It is very greasy and hot”,
I smiled and moved slightly on to the cot.
Face to face beside him I laid,
Found his thirsty lip’s stoutness and grade.
He put his thirsty lips over lips of mine,
Now I was feeling pleasure given divine.
Should I start the game? He put the question,
I being overwhelmed could not mention.
Then the next, I was feeling his might,
And his long rod playing full straight.
He widened my legs a shile,
Then he put his rod with a delicate style.
He stressed and hig then geared,
The road being blocked was to be cleared.
“Do it slowly or I’ll die,
But he did not care for my cry.
So, then came the time,
Which I was fearing.
The tears rolled down my cheeks,
But he didn’t care and hit strokes.
He pushed the rod inside with its full length,
And I was feeling without any strength.
First two strokes gave me severe pain,
But the later was loose and plain.
I was not enjoying the game,
And was repealing with shame.
I said,“But all inside”,
Reluctantly he replied,“Nothing is outside”.
First time disgusted with God,
That he should made short the man’s rod.
I am enjoying, to him I told,
And found him more strong and bold.
More and more he quickened the process,
Thrusted and pulled what he possessed.
My breath was faster and his was too,
What I was feeling I could not tell you.
Now the time came for the pack up of the pleasuring time,
The juice of the rod started flowing through the drain.
He gave me the last jerk and slipped,
I saw the rod motionless lying.
He was tired and I was too,
Yet he desired to do and do.
We went to dreams enjoying the day,
The same was over to the next day.
He again tried to catch me fast,
But I started pushing him back fast.
So, that was the story of a night,
A tale of man’s gesture and might.
He was the partner of mine in life,
Homunculus Nebula

Brisbane, Australia

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Jan 17, 2013
 
Abandoned, stranded left on my own,
Free to fall, free to roam,
When all I long for is home.
Home within His embrace,
Home with Him, my heart does race.

What is going on I can only guess,
All I know is I am a physical mess.
Frantic calls, no one there,
I feel Him in me, everywhere.

A single tear rolls down my cheek,
I can't think, I can't speak
Loneliness is a darkening cloud,
I feel so alone even in a crowd.

He has captured every part of me,
But now I'm like a ship, lost at sea.
So afraid that I will drown,
He's once again turned my world upside down.

A part of me wants to scream and run,
But I will never leave my One.
He loves me, wants me and needs me this I know,
But I have to wait until it matters enough for Him to show.
To show His love, His trust, His need,
That's the hardest thing for Him indeed.

I hurt, I ache, I cry alone when I the thing I long for,
Is to be able to show the feelings buried inside
I want to be able to rant and rave and more.
But instead I have to bury some things, to hide.

I want to be able to go to Him and say,
Please hold me, make all the bad go away.
But instead I do what I can to show I'm strong,
When a part of me knows it's wrong.
Will I stop, will I change?
And if I did, what would I gain?

All I want, all I long for
Is His love for me to last forevermore.
To be His slut, His slave, His whore.

“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>like I tell my kids, you can, you just don't know you can!
Lol...my sister has been telling me that for years... She plays several instruments... Maybe I should try again now that my sons have given me the gift of patience...
Marley Money

Medford, NY

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I go to bars 30 minutes before last call.

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

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honeymylove wrote:
I'm once owned a 57 chevy.Red and white,with baby moon hubcaps.Checker seats.Placed those black and white dices hanging from the mirror.
2-door or 4-door?

I was partial to the '55 personally.

Mostly a Ford guy, owned a '68 GT-350 - unfortunately it didn't fair so well in the Wisconsin winters.

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Love to race cars on the open road..Yep thats me..you have to watch in my neck of the woods if the police catch you then you have had the lick...Just make sure your car is the fastest.LOL.

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milwaukee69 wrote:
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2-door or 4-door?
I was partial to the '55 personally.
Mostly a Ford guy, owned a '68 GT-350 - unfortunately it didn't fair so well in the Wisconsin winters.
2-door
It's what they call ...hard top convertible.
I traded my 74 Firebird for it.But later when I got married traded it in for a truck.I gave that car away )~:

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