I'm the same way! I have worked in many different offices through the years and am still alive to talk about it. Even slammed my thumb in a safe door! Never heard the end of it, still have the scar to remind me!!I'm clumsy sometimes, breaking crockery... cups are a favourite!; and especially with paper... forever getting paper cuts. Could never work in an office! I can use any sharp knife, appropriate for the job or usually not! and it's fine... piece of paper or, if I'm not careful, the edge of a piece of card... and it's ouch.
Be careful out there Stocking! See you later!