Things you don't know about me...____...

Things you don't know about me..._____________

Created by DILF on May 30, 2008

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henny youngman

United States

#2764 Mar 10, 2013
Dick Hern wrote:
I'm 39 for the 45, th time. Jack Benny had the right idea.
If I knew I was gonna live this long I would have taken better care of myself!!!!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#2765 Mar 10, 2013
henny youngman wrote:
<quoted text> If I knew I was gonna live this long I would have taken better care of myself!!!!
haha!! Man I here ya!
Dick Hern

Ozark, MO

#2766 Mar 10, 2013
henny youngman wrote:
<quoted text>If I knew I was gonna live this long I would have taken better care of myself!!!!
Can't dance,that guy,"Arthritis". Got to me, but in retrospect I never could. Ve get to early old,And to late smart.
DH@

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#2767 Mar 10, 2013
...I can eat 50 eggs...

Level 6

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#2768 Mar 10, 2013
I teach Yoga for free.

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#2769 Mar 10, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote :

...I can eat 50 eggs...

Reminds me of that movie with Paul Newman "Cool hand Luke". Sad , but good movie .

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#2770 Mar 10, 2013
I rinse out all my cans/jars etc & fold all the cardboard etc neatly when it comes to recycleables. I save the $.05 cans & bottles & give them away.

“LIL Miss Sunshine”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Need A LiL Sunshine

#2771 Mar 10, 2013
I clip coupons,,yes use them too..they come in handy saves money...always trying to save a dime..:O)

“Greybox Rambler”

Level 5

Since: Feb 13

In the woods...

#2772 Mar 10, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote :
...I can eat 50 eggs...
Reminds me of that movie with Paul Newman "Cool hand Luke". Sad , but good movie .
I'm thinkin this reminds me of the best line from the movie....

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

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#2773 Mar 10, 2013
I can fit 14 Eggo™ waffles in My mouth at once.

“Greybox Rambler”

Level 5

Since: Feb 13

In the woods...

#2774 Mar 10, 2013
Commander Bunny wrote:
I can fit 14 Eggo™ waffles in My mouth at once.
Not tryin to screw with ya, but you must be be one "Big Bunny" :>)

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2775 Mar 10, 2013
Love carnivals...especially watching them making Cotton Candy..so FLUFFY...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#2777 Mar 11, 2013
Things you don't know about me????? Got a few hours?

“I LOVE GREENFIELD OHIO”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#2778 Mar 11, 2013
i'm here illegal

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#2779 Mar 11, 2013
Hassan al Madji wrote:
i'm here illegal
Here in Offbeat?

Watch out - Top Mod 7 is on the prowl.
special agent

Hanover Park, IL

#2780 Mar 11, 2013
Hassan al Madji wrote:
i'm here illegal
We know.We have a sattelite on your assss!!!!

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#2781 Mar 11, 2013
I like to learn new things..

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#2782 Mar 11, 2013
I write poetry

“I LOVE GREENFIELD OHIO”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#2783 Mar 11, 2013
i'm living in a garage in Bloomingdale
Ferrerman

United States

#2784 Mar 11, 2013
Hassan al Madji wrote:
i'm living in a garage in Bloomingdale
What a coincidence! I'm living in a basement in Bloomingdale!!! Wanna get together? We could build RPGs, swap spit, or just troll Topix like I usually do.

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