Do you keep a machete near by?

Do you keep a machete near by?

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“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1 Jul 15, 2013
Do you?

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#2 Jul 15, 2013
No...but now that you mentioned it....lol

“Somewhere within...”

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...the Topix mainframe.

#3 Jul 15, 2013
No... I don't own one.

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#4 Jul 15, 2013
Yes. It isn't nearly as loud as a gun.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#5 Jul 15, 2013
arctic wrote:
No...but now that you mentioned it....lol
Yeah, you ain't kidding!!!

Depending on whom one is with, the shrubbery can be really thick!!!!

8-)

“Voters elect Big Bird”

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Dump American Eagle

#6 Jul 15, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
Yes. It isn't nearly as loud as a gun.
I still prefer a gun. The loud BANG will let the cops know where to come get the trash.

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#7 Jul 15, 2013
DILF wrote:
Do you?
Hahaha reading this title I had a feeling you posted it. Makes me remember the " Do you believe in Cod" classic.

“100% Princess”

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and totally harmless

#8 Jul 15, 2013
no, but there's a multi-tool here on the desk....

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Powellton WV

#9 Jul 15, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Yeah, you ain't kidding!!!
Depending on whom one is with, the shrubbery can be really thick!!!!
8-)
I do have a nice piece of steel pipe.
Filled w/ concrete.
Just the right size to beat the crap out
of someone if need be. It's a left over
from when I lived alone w/a 2 yr old.

It has OTIS written down the side of it.

....I know it's laying around here somewhere....lol
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

Ludington, MI

#10 Jul 15, 2013
yes, with deep notches along the blade made with a file

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#11 Jul 15, 2013
Yes I do and "It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries..." Wait! That was a Popeil commercial for Veggie-Matic, but except for the fries, it could still apply to my machete!

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Winnfield, LA

#12 Jul 15, 2013
hell no...twould make my summer routine of clearing bamboo much easier & faster but I'd prolly cut my dang leg off lol

“Easy does it... ”

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#13 Jul 15, 2013
Well,I actually own a couple of machetes for green briars, wild rosebushes, etc. The forestry gets thick at times in my neighborhood....and when I go for a walkabout, I usually carry one to make my travels a little easier.

But I don't keep one nearby. I prefer to keep lead propulsion devices close by... in case (just for one example) a machete wielding crazy may break into my home.

I like our chances in a gun vs. machete fight, just saying. And even if it's Jason, from the Friday the 13th Movies that seemingly can't be killed.... I at least bet his hockey mask will come out of it with a few more perforation marks. But after he's done with his dastardly deed, I can only hope that he's at least mildly irritated afterwards. Like the off chance that my spent lead possibly caused him a acute case of acne or something. Possibly annoying nicks that he has to go around while shaving? Just anything...

“Easy does it... ”

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#14 Jul 15, 2013
Oh.. and there is there is a Louisville Slugger, I guess. Hope "Jason" liked Jim Rice as a ballplayer,cause if I have the chance... he's gonna be wearing Mr. Rice's name across his noggin.

But as is this a scene from Friday The 13th Part 23... I probably got hacked to bits right off. So... none of this scenario was any good. Well, I guess except for my own amusement.



“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

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#15 Jul 16, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
no, but there's a multi-tool here on the desk....
Good enough!!!!

But you gotta make a quick decision when in need.....you may want to give pre-thought as to which of the multi-tool devices you would want to use against a perp.

“100% Princess”

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and totally harmless

#16 Jul 16, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Good enough!!!!
But you gotta make a quick decision when in need.....you may want to give pre-thought as to which of the multi-tool devices you would want to use against a perp.
Oh for that I just let Oki handle them--or if he's not home, my .38...

I really don't know why there's a multi-tool on the desk. Maybe it fell out of my purse...... I should put it away--someone might get hurt.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#17 Jul 16, 2013
Of course u never now when u might need to blaze a trail
Death

New Zealand

#18 Jul 16, 2013
A scythe is a lovely weapon but a machete is fine if it's only a small job...
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#19 Jul 16, 2013
I assume you mean for self-defense or something, the answer is nope a machete is used to clear brush, a 12gauge shotgun or .38 special is used for self-defense! Those I have, and keep nearby.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

#20 Jul 16, 2013
YOU FREAKIN' Bet'cha....

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