Rhino attacks woman posing for photo

Jan 15, 2013 Full story: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg 15

When do you not listen to the African wildlife expert? When he tells you to stand closer to the rhino.

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#1 Jan 15, 2013
Big deal, nothing to see here, Us bunnies attack Tourists all the time, but does it ever make the news??.....noooooo...
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#2 Jan 15, 2013
I wonder if she got the point?
turn your head and cough

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#3 Jan 15, 2013
Don't get too close. If it sneezes you could contract a rhinovirus.

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#4 Jan 15, 2013
What?...His horn penetrated her chest from behind?....Sound's awful, yet i've sprouted wood.....

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#5 Jan 15, 2013
Imposerous!

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#6 Jan 15, 2013
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum:

rhino considered an aphoresdac

maybe his horn was up??????????

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But now I take antidepressants

#7 Jan 15, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
I wonder if she got the point?
in the end, she sure did.....

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#8 Jan 15, 2013
"Other than that little incident Mrs. Tourist,
How did you like the park?"

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Visitor to hospital:
Hello Mrs. Tourist.
We have your vacation photos here.
Would you like the 8x10 with 2- 5x7's and 14 pocket sized package
or the 16x20 portrait package that includes
2- 8x10's
and 4- 5x7's?

What do you mean you're not interested?
You signed an agreement.....

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#9 Jan 15, 2013
Do I make ya horny, baby?

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#10 Jan 15, 2013
rhi no

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#11 Jan 16, 2013
I was TRYING to make them extinct for this reason, now maybe they will listen when I tell them rhinos are trying to kill us all.

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#12 Jan 16, 2013
Don't say whether it is a black rhino or a white rhino, that, is racist.
Donkey Estonkey

Hampton, VA

#13 Jan 16, 2013
This is offbeat!

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#14 Jan 17, 2013
The Rhino's name is Sean Penn.
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#15 Jan 17, 2013
Maybe she liked it? Sounds kinda erotic to me.

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