The Texas fertilizer plant blast was caused by illegal Mexicans who .......
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#1 Apr 23, 2013
The Texas fertilizer plant blast was caused by illegal Mexicans who could not read or speak English.
Since: Nov 12
#2 Apr 23, 2013
Thats not TURE. No one has been able to get in and look for a cause.
#3 Apr 24, 2013
Well, I don't think so, but, is it TURE you're one of those illegal Mexicans?
#6 Apr 24, 2013
It's reported that they were liberal @ssed union members, so, they didn't have to know how to read or speak English.
#7 Apr 24, 2013
Amy, what did they do wrong?
They couldn't read English. They were smoking big fat foot long Cuban cigars in the volatile amonium nitrate mist. The ensuing explosion caused parts of them to fly back to places like Costa Rico and Mexico., it also caused the deaths of dozens of first responders, entirely inocent children and adults, as well as all their pets and animals. It was total destruction .
Since: Jan 10
#8 Apr 25, 2013
It's like this:
Here in Texas everything is bigger, tougher and better than any where else on Earth.
We wean our babies on cactus juice; and teach them how to kill a rattlesnake by spitting tobacco juice in it's eyes;
before they are seven years old.
We raise and eat a lot of poultry here in Texas.
Having big appetite's, we needed stronger and healthier birds for consumption.
Some boy's down at A&M were playing petri dish roulette a while back.
Mixing up some chicken cells with oysters to make a stronger and more useful mother-of pearl eggshell.
That worked out OK.
But these new chickens needed more than the common grit they ate to digest corn.
Someone got the grand idea to
supplement their diets with gun powder.
Other than the chicken coops sounding like a popcorn factory at laying time, this worked really well.
Now most folks have no idea how much chicken sh1t is produced in one birds lifetime.
It's a lot.
Roughly 3lb.'s of crap for every one pound of eggs.
This has to go somewhere.
So it is collected and saved as fertilizer.
Pure ammonium nitrate.
Tens of Thousands of pounds of it.
Salted with gun powder.
It was just a matter of time.
If it hadn't been a fire in a tool shed,
it could have easily been a dry lightening strike
or even static electricity
under ground that ignited the crap.
As for your theories and silly speculations.....
It most likely was those pesky Vulcan's...
Everyone knows they hate chicken.
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