Christmas Nookie!

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“"Trust no one"”

Level 1

Since: Jul 13

Drive it, like you stole it

#63 Dec 23, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Good thang I can blow a mean harmonica. Let's get busy ;)
ROFLMMFAO

AIias - Trish
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#64 Dec 23, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Good thang I can blow a mean harmonica. Let's get busy ;)
I can't do spit with a harmonica, but I know how many licks it takes with a blow .... POP.

**ooops dang caps

AIias - Trish
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#65 Dec 23, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Trish they r hello kitty cookies n jingle bell cookies. ;)
Oh, and I thought they were kitty and jingle [email protected] cookies.

**can't believe much of anythAng ya read.

I laughed ... of all times for you not to make a typo. Haha

AIias - Trish
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#66 Dec 23, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
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I can't do spit with a harmonica, but I know how many licks it takes with a blow .... POP.
**ooops dang caps
**giggles**

That was funnier than I intended ...
**Uh Oh ... better behave (trish)... remember Santa**
:)

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#67 Dec 23, 2013
Lol Trish I thought about balls<--- tehehe
but I kept seeing those Jo boxer hotties jingling their bells!!

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#69 Dec 24, 2013
do u know.
santa claus is coming tonite..

;)

lol - and I see my number is 6900

two lucky people tonite!
LOL

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Since: Apr 12

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#70 Dec 24, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
sorry Humhainna you arent getting any...there are alot of us in the same boat..lets start on our club no getting nookie...LOL..its okay...<3
Thanks Princess, I wish some one starts this thread and I will be the first on it. LOL.

“Denny Crain”

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#71 Dec 24, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
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That's almost exactly what I wanted to say. Glad I read the others first.
It's pretty naughty to get our hands caught in the cookie jar ... especially in the dark and at the same time.
:O
Cookie jar? I have never heard it called that :)

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#72 Dec 24, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
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Never mind the lQQkers darlin'... what about all the lurkers?
Well, I know there used to be more but if we could actually offer up
some interesting Christmas nookie, there's no telling where we can be
by the new year.
;~)
**runs to get magnify glass
:O
Don't forget the tweezers.....(o:
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#73 Dec 24, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
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Don't forget the tweezers.....(o:
LOL, Merry Christmas all y'all.
;-)'s -n- mistletoe wishes for all the single girls on Off Beat.

http://youtu.be/CqLuqtaxS94
beatlesinthebog

Palmerston North, New Zealand

#75 Dec 24, 2013
Sometimes I wake up grumpy......but as it's Christmas day I let her sleep on for a while............maybe later

“Will cause trouble when bored”

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#76 Dec 24, 2013
DILF wrote:
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As long as we don't hear banjos, I think it's all good!!!!
8-)
Oops dilf there was a banjo!
;)

“G-Spot Tornado”

Since: Dec 13

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#77 Dec 24, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Trish they r hello kitty cookies n jingle bell cookies. ;)
It's like hello there hello kitty cookie huh lylah no whiskers tho pls ;)

“G-Spot Tornado”

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#78 Dec 24, 2013
AIias - Trish wrote:
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Really,... I mean, whats the harm.
;~)
Hello
Hey there trish ;) I certainly don't have a prob at all wit it but u can always holla anyway ;)

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#79 Dec 24, 2013
Rockinjake wrote:
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It's like hello there hello kitty cookie huh lylah no whiskers tho pls ;)
watched u mess up the other night and answer yourself. axxx lol

“G-Spot Tornado”

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#80 Dec 24, 2013
TeeHeeDoofus wrote:
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watched u mess up the other night and answer yourself. axxx lol
Doofus axxx spirit whatever u funny u see pics in the clouds don't u lmao! Those voices just keep callin ur name don't they HA! "Should I do this? No, I don't think so. Are you sure? Well, I'm sure if you're sure-" "Who are you talking to?" Uh, oh. You've done it again!!!!

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#81 Dec 24, 2013
Rockinjake wrote:
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Doofus axxx spirit whatever u funny u see pics in the clouds don't u lmao! Those voices just keep callin ur name don't they HA! "Should I do this? No, I don't think so. Are you sure? Well, I'm sure if you're sure-" "Who are you talking to?" Uh, oh. You've done it again!!!!
u can change ur name but not ur stupit spelin. lol

“G-Spot Tornado”

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#82 Dec 24, 2013
HA! I bet even at birth you had to sneak out thinkin someone was followin ya!! LMMFAO!!

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#83 Dec 24, 2013
he will be in a spin now. poor axxx. lol

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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Since: Mar 12

Almost Half Way There...

#84 Dec 24, 2013
no such thing ..nookie whats that???LOL..

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