Holiday Gift Giving Don'ts

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Garden City, NY

#1 Dec 13, 2010
No live animals please!

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Homefries

#2 Dec 13, 2010
rbenison89 wrote:
No live animals please!
OK, dead ones it is!!!

Thanks for the tip!!

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#3 Dec 13, 2010
Never give cash to a gf or wife...

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#4 Dec 13, 2010
I received my first regift gift today LOL

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Homefries

#5 Dec 14, 2010
I think I will give all my friends kids Sharpie markers for Christmas!!!!!!

Oh man, that would be great. Especially the kids under 5 years of age.

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Ky

#6 Dec 14, 2010
I KNOW the above isn't my ole buddy Jim. All the same, I'd like to wish him, and the other topix regulars, a very Merry, and safe, Holiday Season.

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Memphis

#7 Dec 14, 2010
Fruitcake
velogeezer

Indianapolis, IN

#8 Dec 14, 2010
Extenze

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Homefries

#9 Dec 14, 2010
Liebchen wrote:
I KNOW the above isn't my ole buddy Jim. All the same, I'd like to wish him, and the other topix regulars, a very Merry, and safe, Holiday Season.
Tis I, Jim Beam.
I have recently registered.
....and I wish thee, dear Lieb, a very Merry Christmas.
Hope all is well with you and the kids. Nice hearing from you and thanks for the Holiday wishes!!!

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Ky

#10 Dec 14, 2010
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Tis I, Jim Beam.
I have recently registered.
....and I wish thee, dear Lieb, a very Merry Christmas.
Hope all is well with you and the kids. Nice hearing from you and thanks for the Holiday wishes!!!
Well, never thought I'd see the day. Welcome to the land of the registered!

Thanks, and right back to you.

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#11 Dec 14, 2010
Laci Rae wrote:
I received my first regift gift today LOL
Was it fruitcake?? lol

“Better to light a candle,”

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then to curse the darkness.

#12 Dec 14, 2010
Dear aunt Peggy,
No more fruit cake please.

Thanks in advance.

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#13 Dec 14, 2010
Doug77 wrote:
<quoted text>Was it fruitcake?? lol
I'd never gift someone with that, must less regift. haha Well my nobake refrigerator fruitroll is pretty darn good..........I can't say, it'd be just my luck 10 years from now somebody would pull this thread back up & she'd read it & I wouldn't hurt her for the world..........

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#14 Dec 14, 2010
A gift card to Weight Watchers...lol

“FED UP WITH TOPIX”

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#15 Dec 14, 2010
How bout changing the title of this thread to "Holiday Gift Giving, Don't!"

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#16 Dec 15, 2010
Never give gifts to decorate the home..People don't like feeling pressured to put out something just because it was given to them by a friend or relative..

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#17 Dec 15, 2010
A carton of Marlboros........

.....unless you're married to the ashtray breath type.

doh!.....

“Take it and own it, again.”

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Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#18 Dec 15, 2010
A gift certificate to Pizza Hut.......

....unless your kidS works there.

doh!.....

“cougar w/sharp claws”

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The kitten, NOT ME!!!!

#19 Dec 15, 2010
A sexually transmitted disease. "Wouldn't be prudent"
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Long Beach, CA

#20 Dec 15, 2010
A Christmas Cd of the music YOU enjoy!

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