Do you FART in public...???
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#162 Jan 21, 2013
Not only do I fart in public but I have no problem undoing my overalls and taking a dump on the side of the road. I'll wipe when I get home.

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#163 Feb 25, 2013
Isn't that a national sport

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#164 Feb 25, 2013
Marley Money wrote:
Not only do I fart in public but I have no problem undoing my overalls and taking a dump on the side of the road. I'll wipe when I get home.
lol, What a chitty answer..:)
Krypteia

Edinburgh, UK

#165 Feb 25, 2013
It's like farting in bed,my wife day's why do us ladies never fart in bed,I said easy lack of confidence..

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Mine

#166 Feb 25, 2013
who hasn't i know i have

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#167 Feb 25, 2013
WHAT THE FREAK ki d of question is THIS??...WHY do you think GOD didn't place a dome around each of our bodies.. SO THAT we COULD FART..and ATTRACT hungry critters to EAT US ALIVE...Supply and Demand..THE FOOD CHAIN

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#168 Feb 26, 2013
Never

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Alapaha , Georgia

#169 Feb 26, 2013
It's OK as long as they are not wet ones
Phil Laiter

Huntington, NY

#170 Feb 26, 2013
I especially like to fart loudly while waiting on long lines. Sometimes the line shortens at that point.

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#171 Feb 27, 2013
What's that smell???
Alvin Birta

Huntington, NY

#172 Feb 27, 2013
-VENOM- wrote:
What's that smell???
I dunno, did Harley return from the Dominican yet?

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Albakoikee

#173 Feb 27, 2013
Double Douce wrote:
Anyone ever walk around stores and just drop an air dart??
Like if you hold it in it hurts right. So do just let em fly???
Old people do it all the time.
Sometimes I'll do it when the store is really busy. I pick a target stroll on by and drop one.
Anyone else do this?
This method is called "crop dusting" in my part of the country.

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#174 Feb 27, 2013
Had to or they wouldn't let me come home..

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Retirement City

#175 Mar 17, 2013
I watch what I eat before going out in public.

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#176 May 2, 2013
Nope makes my costume billow out
Joisey Boy

Huntington, NY

#177 May 2, 2013
I live in New Jersey, everyone farts in public......it makes the air smell better.

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#178 May 2, 2013
Some people go to the rest rooms to sit and think, but I go there to sh-t and stink.

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South Bend, IN

#179 May 2, 2013
Better to fart in public than to explode in disgrace.

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#180 May 2, 2013
WHO THE FREAK...Ratted On Me???

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#181 Jun 19, 2013
Why do think I wear a black suit??

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