Do you FART in public...???

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#142 Jan 15, 2013
Hey Sam... If You can see it... It ain't a fart!
;o)
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Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#143 Jan 15, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I fart in public but usually only in self-defense.
... you got one of them high fart capacity rear-ends ...???

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#144 Jan 15, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Hey Sam... If You can see it... It ain't a fart!
;o)
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... play misty for me ...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#145 Jan 15, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... play misty for me ...
No...
;o)
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Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#146 Jan 15, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
<quoted text>
No...
;o)
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... then how bout the william tell overture ...
Red Neck Romeo

Kansas City, MO

#147 Jan 15, 2013
Open Range,...

Level 1

Since: Jul 11

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#148 Jan 15, 2013
Fart and then look around in disgust as if you weren't the one who let it rip!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#149 Jan 15, 2013


He should have fed the horse bacon double cheeseburgers from Carl's Jr.
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#150 Jan 15, 2013
_Brenda_ wrote:
Fart and then look around in disgust as if you weren't the one who let it rip!
Bet that doesn't work if you sneeze at the same time ...and God help the person if a fart turns out to be a "shart", lol!

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#151 Jan 15, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... then how bout the william tell overture ...
Now that I can do!!!!hahahahaha
;o)
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60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#152 Jan 15, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =lroZLN1gQnwXX
He should have fed the horse bacon double cheeseburgers from Carl's Jr.
That is hilarious! Love this one too from Monty Python:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#153 Jan 16, 2013
It's so cold here I was tempted to cut one just to warm up my rear end this morning...
;o)
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LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#154 Jan 16, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
It's so cold here I was tempted to cut one just to warm up my rear end this morning...
;o)
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Shroud yourself in your jacket, let her rip & give yourself a "dutch oven".

“...no rain today.....”

Since: Jun 08

...just hot and dusty.....

#155 Jan 16, 2013
...what's invisible, and smells like earthworms?...

bird fartz.......

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#156 Jan 18, 2013
God ..... This dogs farts are the worst !

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#157 Jan 18, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
God ..... This dogs farts are the worst !
Yeah, I always blame the dog too.
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#158 Jan 18, 2013
_Brenda_ wrote:
Fart and then look around in disgust as if you weren't the one who let it rip!
Lmfao!!!
Omg. That's hilarious.
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#159 Jan 18, 2013
Just make sure you cut the tail. Don't want that chasing you around!!

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#160 Jan 19, 2013
Forgotten faith wrote:
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Lmfao!!!
Omg. That's hilarious.
One would then look like the cat who swallowed the canary.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#161 Jan 19, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
God ..... This dogs farts are the worst !
Dog farts are silent, but deadly.

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