Do you FART in public...???

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#122 Jan 10, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
<quoted text>LOL...I miss him too. Whatup Mike???
... sup dave ... hope ya had some good holidays ...
Good Times

East Quogue, NY

#123 Jan 11, 2013
Ha Ha Ha
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East Quogue, NY

#124 Jan 11, 2013
Gas is Funny no madder how old you are

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#125 Jan 11, 2013
....fartz is like a box of chocolates.....you never know what yer gonna get.....

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Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#126 Jan 11, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
....fartz is like a box of chocolates.....you never know what yer gonna get.....
I'm thinking you shop in a different candy store than I do..
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East Quogue, NY

#127 Jan 14, 2013
Ha Ha Ha Kat i hear that opps i mean i smell that
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#128 Jan 14, 2013
It's natural!
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#129 Jan 14, 2013
It's like asking does a bear shyt in the woods!
All of you do unless you're walking around with your cheeks taped.
Russell Stover

Huntington, NY

#130 Jan 14, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
....fartz is like a box of chocolates.....you never know what yer gonna get.....
That's not true. Most boxes of chocolates come with a map of what each chocolate, in each area, is comprised of.

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Since: Jun 12

Wanna Play???

#131 Jan 14, 2013
oops!!!

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#132 Jan 14, 2013
Russell Stover wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not true. Most boxes of chocolates come with a map of what each chocolate, in each area, is comprised of.
you don't shop at Dollar General.....those chocolates is lucky to be in BOXES.......
Russell Stover

Huntington, NY

#133 Jan 15, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
you don't shop at Dollar General.....those chocolates is lucky to be in BOXES.......
But but but.....that's not chocoalate, that's brown colored wax.

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#134 Jan 15, 2013
...hence, some of the surprises...kinda like the occasional shart....

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#135 Jan 15, 2013
I fart in public but usually only in self-defense.

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#136 Jan 15, 2013
Don't know why Uh Clem... but that made me think of the Avon Lady in the Elevator Joke...
:o)
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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#137 Jan 15, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
Don't know why Uh Clem... but that made me think of the Avon Lady in the Elevator Joke...
:o)
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Share, please?

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#138 Jan 15, 2013
...a question broached here....in our forum...topix....

do you suppose the ambient smell in an elevator is different to those who are vertically challenged....?

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#139 Jan 15, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...a question broached here....in our forum...topix....
do you suppose the ambient smell in an elevator is different to those who are vertically challenged....?
Depends on whether the car is going up or going down.

“He better get thicker-skinned”

Since: Jun 08

or it'll be a LONG 4 years....

#140 Jan 15, 2013
...i see.....

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#141 Jan 15, 2013
Hey Clem...
Whats invisible and smells like Carrots???

Bunny Farts...
;o)

I betcha that not all clown farts smell funny!
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