Do you FART in public...???
American Medical Assn

Lockhart, TX

#102 Jan 8, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> gang bangin from the saftey behind your oozy?
nope, laughin' at a ferreryman
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#103 Jan 8, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... what about grandpa ...???
LOL...I miss him too. Whatup Mike???
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#104 Jan 8, 2013
American Medical Assn wrote:
<quoted text>
nope, laughin' at a ferreryman
Do me a huge solid bro? get off them darn food stamps and get a friggin job like a real man!!!!!
George Lopez

Yorktown, VA

#105 Jan 8, 2013
Double Douce wrote:
Anyone ever walk around stores and just drop an air dart??
Like if you hold it in it hurts right. So do just let em fly???
Old people do it all the time.
Sometimes I'll do it when the store is really busy. I pick a target stroll on by and drop one.
Anyone else do this?
I have a real medical problem. I tried 'gas-x Rx' written by my doctor. I even got a pill from Mexico. Nothing worked. Just live with it. I sometimes let out gas in the elevator as I work in the former Sears Tower on the 97th floor. People stare. I don't care cause I am fart challenged. Life goes on. Sometimes the paint peels off the walls and peoples eyes get watery.
Marley Money

Huntington, NY

#106 Jan 8, 2013
George Lopez wrote:
<quoted text>I have a real medical problem. I tried 'gas-x Rx' written by my doctor. I even got a pill from Mexico. Nothing worked. Just live with it. I sometimes let out gas in the elevator as I work in the former Sears Tower on the 97th floor. People stare. I don't care cause I am fart challenged. Life goes on. Sometimes the paint peels off the walls and peoples eyes get watery.
I think I love you.
crzzzd

Ellwood City, PA

#107 Jan 8, 2013
youtube.com/watch...
Well sure do
Sherwin Williams

United States

#108 Jan 8, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> Do me a huge solid bro? get off them darn food stamps and get a friggin job like a real man!!!!!
says the outta work, unlicensed painter
just cuz you filed chapter thirteen
you still owe us big chips alley bat
so hit that track, catch a date, suckadick
and pay the kid
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#109 Jan 8, 2013
Sherwin Williams wrote:
<quoted text>
says the outta work, unlicensed painter
just cuz you filed chapter thirteen
you still owe us big chips alley bat
so hit that track, catch a date, suckadick
and pay the kid
What kind of drugs you takin buckwheat?

“Is Trump still POTUS?”

Since: Jun 08

..just so long as SHE isn't...

#110 Jan 8, 2013
...little old blind lady applies for a job at Bass Pro Shop. hiring manager asks how will she be able to perform her job, being 'seeing impaired'. she sez no prob...she can handle the merchandise and memorize the price lists and work as a cashier. dude decides to give her a chance, but he sez he needs to watch her, just "to be sure."

first day she knocks it outta the park. dude is convinced, and she now is working without a net. customer walks over and puts his purchases on the counter, whereupon she runs her hands over them and announces $53.78, with tax. customer reaches for his wallet, but in so doing drops it on the floor. while bending over to fetch it, he lets fly a phart. momentarily embarrassed, he convinces himself that since she is seeing impaired, she might realize he was the guilty party. he then asks how much he owed her again. she sez $76.92 with tax. he sez it was a lesser price before. she responds "that was before i knew you had a duck call and the stink bait....."

“Ridin' The Devils Little Horse”

Since: Mar 08

Straight To Hells Door

#111 Jan 8, 2013
Good One Sam...
:o)
@}-'--,---
Buckwheat Obama

Lockhart, TX

#112 Jan 8, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> What kind of drugs you takin buckwheat?
cauliflower, brussels sprouts and broccoli
assume your hourly position with your nose
up my ass, and i'll prove it
Good Times

East Quogue, NY

#113 Jan 9, 2013
ha ha
dr on call

Chicago, IL

#114 Jan 9, 2013
Buckwheat Obama wrote:
<quoted text>
cauliflower, brussels sprouts and broccoli
assume your hourly position with your nose
up my ass, and i'll prove it
Sounds like you need a F##KIN colon cleanse!!!!!

“My posts are MUCH better”

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#115 Jan 9, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> Sounds like you need a F##KIN colon cleanse!!!!!
Based on your intimate history with him, didn't you mean to say "tastes like..."?
Good Times

East Quogue, NY

#116 Jan 9, 2013
Ha Ha Horney Kat
Good Times

East Quogue, NY

#117 Jan 9, 2013
opps ment to type Korny sorry

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#118 Jan 9, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
<quoted text>
Never feed a dog grapes. It's almost instant......
I have heard that grapes can be toxic to a dog in a large enough quantity.
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#119 Jan 9, 2013
60s chic wrote:
Jack Vale, the "Pooter" guy, strikes again! It proves that farting in public could possibly be dangerous, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =WDxK48wEO9QXX
JACK VALE ROCKS!!!!!
No seriously.... Him and Ed are just freaking hilarious. I think I've watched every one of his Pooter vids. They make me laugh so hard I can't breathe!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#120 Jan 10, 2013
too funny!!! urban dictionary "word of the day"

The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.

Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!

“My posts are MUCH better”

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#121 Jan 10, 2013
just_ola wrote:
too funny!!! urban dictionary "word of the day"
The gas (fart) produced from a person who has eaten healthy foods like cabbage, beans, broccolli, grains, or other high fiber, high carbohydrate foods.
Bart: "Eeeeewwww! What's that smell"?
Homer: "That's just me, emitting healthy gas".
Bart: "Healthy my ass! All you eat is donuts and beer".
Homer: "Don't forget the four burritos Bart. And that egg sandwich on whole grain bread".
Bart: "I'm impressed Homer. Impressed how stinky your farts are".
Lisa: "Mom! Don't light the stove yet! Homers been eating healthy again, and has healthy gas"!
HEE HEE HEE!!!! CLASSIC! If I had props left, hon, you'd get one!

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Why Do White People Start Stuff They Canít Fini... 7 min Boinkface 52
Play "end of the name"... (Jun '15) 12 min -Papa-Smurf- 3,027
News Latest: Analyst: Refinery fire unlikely to affe... 50 min Pope Closet Emeritus 1
News tix on sale: Dipset/A$AP Mob, Weird Al, Front B... 53 min Pope Closet Emeritus 1
News Sweet Surrender: Detroit-area man arrested with... 56 min Pope Closet Emeritus 3
Things that make life eaiser... (Apr '15) 58 min andet1987 1,092
Post "any three words" (Sep '12) 1 hr andet1987 4,763
News FAA looking after pilot drops turkeys on Arkans... 1 hr Pope Closet Emeritus 23
Denny Crain's Place (May '10) 1 hr LIM 28,854
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 2 hr Ricky F 224,370
Poll What are you thinking right now? (May '08) 7 hr Boinkface 6,421
More from around the web