Do you FART in public...???
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#82 Jan 8, 2013
American Medical Assn wrote:
<quoted text>
too bad ya quack
What!!!!? HAH!!!!? Awite homey!!!!
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#83 Jan 8, 2013
OMG, another 'pooter' prank gone wrong, lol.

American Medical Assn

Lockhart, TX

#84 Jan 8, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> What!!!!? HAH!!!!? Awite homey!!!!
recognize check quacker
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#85 Jan 8, 2013
American Medical Assn wrote:
<quoted text>
recognize check quacker
Say what buckwheat?
The Man

Huntington, NY

#86 Jan 8, 2013
I usually stand next to my wife and let a "SBD" fly.....then casually walk away to another aisle.

“I call it as I see it.”

Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#87 Jan 8, 2013
Have you ever smelled a dog fart? Talk about silent, but deadly.

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#88 Jan 8, 2013
flbadcatowner wrote:
Have you ever smelled a dog fart? Talk about silent, but deadly.
Never feed a dog grapes. It's almost instant......
American Medical Assn

Lockhart, TX

#89 Jan 8, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> Say what buckwheat?
barkin', from the safety of your crib
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#90 Jan 8, 2013
American Medical Assn wrote:
<quoted text>
barkin', from the safety of your crib
gang bangin from the saftey behind your oozy?

“Where DO missing socks go?”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#91 Jan 8, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Never feed a dog grapes. It's almost instant......
Had my dog into the vet yesterday and they told me that grapes cause kidney failure in dogs if they eat too many

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#92 Jan 8, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
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fifty some odd years ago, i remember old people got the walkin' fartz...i thot they was pretty crude, doin' somethin they could get away with jus' cuz dey was ol'....
well, guess what?.......
... find the bright side old sam just think now ya can multtask ... plus it helps ya move along a little faster ...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#93 Jan 8, 2013
Korny Kat wrote:
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They used to sell a little aerosol can in the head shops back in the 70s called "Liquid Ass". You want to get first in line at the movies? Clear out an unwelcome party? Offend your mother's bridge party? Keep a can of "Liquid Ass" on you at all times.
Very very foul smelling stuff.
And effective too!
... i tried it at a family party and found out three of the ladies were wearing it as perfume ... and at the last bridge party a bunch of guys in hazmate suits closed us down last year ... liquid ass just ain't the same anymore ... ever since it was being made in china ...

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#94 Jan 8, 2013
-Topicks Puppet Show- wrote:
<quoted text>Had my dog into the vet yesterday and they told me that grapes cause kidney failure in dogs if they eat too many
It only happened once at a friends house. I'm sure they never fed them grapes. I only gave them a few.....
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#95 Jan 8, 2013
I was about 10 yrs old and went to the hospital with my grandfather to see my uncle. Upon stepping out of the elevator(which was full of people) with about three other people my grandfather lets one go, and not trying to hold it in at all, then turns to me and says," did you just step on a frog???" ahhhhhhh...I miss that old fart.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#96 Jan 8, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
I was about 10 yrs old and went to the hospital with my grandfather to see my uncle. Upon stepping out of the elevator(which was full of people) with about three other people my grandfather lets one go, and not trying to hold it in at all, then turns to me and says," did you just step on a frog???" ahhhhhhh...I miss that old fart.
... what about grandpa ...???

“Where DO missing socks go?”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#97 Jan 8, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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It only happened once at a friends house. I'm sure they never fed them grapes. I only gave them a few.....
Me too, then he threw up

I had no idea grapes were bad for dogs. The vet said raisins are worse and it happens a lot that kids give them raisins

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#98 Jan 8, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... what about grandpa ...???
OMG!!! Now that's funny.....
Fun Neigh

Huntington, NY

#99 Jan 8, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... what about grandpa ...???
lol.....Good one Mike!!!!

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#100 Jan 8, 2013
-Topicks Puppet Show- wrote:
<quoted text>Me too, then he threw up
I had no idea grapes were bad for dogs. The vet said raisins are worse and it happens a lot that kids give them raisins
Wow, but it's good that he did so you knew something wasn't right.

So many things that we need to know as pet owners. Chocolate is bad for cats and yet my mother would give her cat chocolate from time to time and he had no probs.

Just like people, some can handle some things better than others.....
Good Times

East Quogue, NY

#101 Jan 8, 2013
Yes Yes Yes Love destroying and isle

to fn funny

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