Do you FART in public...???

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... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...

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GMGMIKE wrote:
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...
Pure genius!! What were we talking about? LOL!
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Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>I spent 4 years at the air station and the amphib base :) I love Coronado
Has anyone heard from S&P? Im afraid she drank herself to death.Im worried!!!!

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GMGMIKE wrote:
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...
fifty some odd years ago, i remember old people got the walkin' fartz...i thot they was pretty crude, doin' somethin they could get away with jus' cuz dey was ol'....

well, guess what?.......

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Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>Restrain the Kracken :)
That's a pretty hip comeback for an 'old fart'.

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dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> Has anyone heard from S&P? Im afraid she drank herself to death.Im worried!!!!
I think she dead.

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I try not to.

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If Not, Why Not!!!

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Just turn all your beans upside down before you serve them. Prob solved!!!

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Jan 7, 2013
 
You will go to hell for farting in public.

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Jan 7, 2013
 
There's no advantage to farting in private, is there?

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Hippichick wrote:
Oh, and I don't fart; I whisper in my panties! Hahahaha!(Saw that on FaceBook)
There's something sexy and less than sexy at the same time in that statement. hee hee hee

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GMGMIKE wrote:
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...
They used to sell a little aerosol can in the head shops back in the 70s called "Liquid Ass". You want to get first in line at the movies? Clear out an unwelcome party? Offend your mother's bridge party? Keep a can of "Liquid Ass" on you at all times.

Very very foul smelling stuff.

And effective too!

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Uh Clem wrote:
There's no advantage to farting in private, is there?
OMG!!!

You must be one of those guys that loves winter in a car full of people.....

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HELL YEAH..am part skunk ya know..

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Tiger Lilly wrote:
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OMG!!!
You must be one of those guys that loves winter in a car full of people.....
Nah. Particularly undesirable if it's a tiny car with 12 other clowns.

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Tiger Lilly wrote:
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OMG!!!
You must be one of those guys that loves winter in a car full of people.....
...with the heater on full blast.....

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Uh Clem wrote:
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Nah. Particularly undesirable if it's a tiny car with 12 other clowns.
LOL, yeah, nobody wants that......

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Old Sam wrote:
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...with the heater on full blast.....
Oh gee, and extra points if he has control of all the windows....
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chicken_georgie wrote:
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I think she dead.
I didnt's axe you's.
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dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> I didnt's axe you's.
too bad ya quack

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