Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#62 Jan 7, 2013
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...

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Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#63 Jan 7, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...
Pure genius!! What were we talking about? LOL!
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#64 Jan 7, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>I spent 4 years at the air station and the amphib base :) I love Coronado
Has anyone heard from S&P? Im afraid she drank herself to death.Im worried!!!!

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Since: Jun 08

....to each and all.....!

#65 Jan 7, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...
fifty some odd years ago, i remember old people got the walkin' fartz...i thot they was pretty crude, doin' somethin they could get away with jus' cuz dey was ol'....

well, guess what?.......

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#66 Jan 7, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>Restrain the Kracken :)
That's a pretty hip comeback for an 'old fart'.

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#67 Jan 7, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> Has anyone heard from S&P? Im afraid she drank herself to death.Im worried!!!!
I think she dead.

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Level 8

Since: Jul 09

Retirement City

#68 Jan 7, 2013
I try not to.

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Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#69 Jan 7, 2013
Just turn all your beans upside down before you serve them. Prob solved!!!

;)
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Location hidden

#70 Jan 7, 2013
You will go to hell for farting in public.

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#71 Jan 7, 2013
There's no advantage to farting in private, is there?

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Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#72 Jan 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Oh, and I don't fart; I whisper in my panties! Hahahaha!(Saw that on FaceBook)
There's something sexy and less than sexy at the same time in that statement. hee hee hee

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Since: Jul 12

than your posts!

#73 Jan 7, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you could hook on your back belt loop a little tubing and you can take this to a higher level ... i'll leave that for one of the younger ones ... me i get old tend to forget alot ... someone should invent a small fart activated glade dispencer that you can hang on your back ...
They used to sell a little aerosol can in the head shops back in the 70s called "Liquid Ass". You want to get first in line at the movies? Clear out an unwelcome party? Offend your mother's bridge party? Keep a can of "Liquid Ass" on you at all times.

Very very foul smelling stuff.

And effective too!

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Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#74 Jan 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
There's no advantage to farting in private, is there?
OMG!!!

You must be one of those guys that loves winter in a car full of people.....

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Rockin' USA ;)

#75 Jan 7, 2013
HELL YEAH..am part skunk ya know..

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#76 Jan 7, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG!!!
You must be one of those guys that loves winter in a car full of people.....
Nah. Particularly undesirable if it's a tiny car with 12 other clowns.

“..merry Christmas....”

Since: Jun 08

....to each and all.....!

#77 Jan 7, 2013
Tiger Lilly wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG!!!
You must be one of those guys that loves winter in a car full of people.....
...with the heater on full blast.....

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Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#78 Jan 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
Nah. Particularly undesirable if it's a tiny car with 12 other clowns.
LOL, yeah, nobody wants that......

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Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#79 Jan 7, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
...with the heater on full blast.....
Oh gee, and extra points if he has control of all the windows....
dr on call

Des Plaines, IL

#80 Jan 8, 2013
chicken_georgie wrote:
<quoted text>
I think she dead.
I didnt's axe you's.
American Medical Assn

Ballwin, MO

#81 Jan 8, 2013
dr on call wrote:
<quoted text> I didnt's axe you's.
too bad ya quack

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