Do you FART in public...???

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#41 Jan 7, 2013
... ya can tell if a woman wearing pantyhose drops a air bisquit ... their ankles puff up ...
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#42 Jan 7, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Do elevators count as 'public'?
LOL...only if it is filled with people.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#43 Jan 7, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... try turnin the sound down ...
Or, putting a clothes pin on his nose.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#44 Jan 7, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
<quoted text>LOL...only if it is filled with people.
Fisherman: "Hey, Dave, where you been."
Dave: "Oh, just farting around."
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#45 Jan 7, 2013
Jack Vale, the "Pooter" guy, strikes again! It proves that farting in public could possibly be dangerous, lol.

DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#46 Jan 7, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
Fisherman: "Hey, Dave, where you been."
Dave: "Oh, just farting around."
LOL...I took an extended vacation from Offbeat...Im here for a bit then who knows...other than that I just been farting around....lol

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#48 Jan 7, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
<quoted text>LOL...I took an extended vacation from Offbeat...Im here for a bit then who knows...other than that I just been farting around....lol
Hi Dave! Imagine finding you on a fart thread! LOL!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#49 Jan 7, 2013
Oh, and I don't fart; I whisper in my panties! Hahahaha!(Saw that on FaceBook)

“Grab all the good”

Level 5

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#50 Jan 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Dave! Imagine finding you on a fart thread! LOL!
Restrain the Kracken :)
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#51 Jan 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Dave! Imagine finding you on a fart thread! LOL!
Hey Hippi!!!! Is that where we are???? I thought it was a little stanky in here...LOL

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#52 Jan 7, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Hippi!!!! Is that where we are???? I thought it was a little stanky in here...LOL
Yes, the air is tainted! Hahahaha! Oh no!*****whisper****
Wasn't me!
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#53 Jan 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, the air is tainted! Hahahaha! Oh no!*****whisper****
Wasn't me!
I couldnt claim to "whisper" in my shorts...and if I did everyone would think my bu++hole was tone deaf.

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#54 Jan 7, 2013
Hey DaveMc .... Nice to see you out here .
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#55 Jan 7, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Hey DaveMc .... Nice to see you out here .
Hey Beth!!!! Missed you sweety!!!!

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#56 Jan 7, 2013
Missed ya too Dave . Hope all is well Pm me if you can ...<3

“Grab all the good”

Level 5

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#57 Jan 7, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Beth!!!! Missed you sweety!!!!
Are you really in Coronado? Say hi to the Hotel Del for me :)
DaveMC inThe Grey

San Diego, CA

#58 Jan 7, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
<quoted text>Are you really in Coronado? Say hi to the Hotel Del for me :)
Yes...I am here Denny...and it looks like the sun is out for the first time in days...

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#59 Jan 7, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
Oh, and I don't fart; I whisper in my panties! Hahahaha!(Saw that on FaceBook)
... i yodel in my boxers ...

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#60 Jan 7, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... i yodel in my boxers ...
Hahaha! I'm just imagining that game from the Price is Right, with the climbing man and that yodel song playing!

“Grab all the good”

Level 5

Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#61 Jan 7, 2013
DaveMC inThe Grey wrote:
<quoted text>Yes...I am here Denny...and it looks like the sun is out for the first time in days...
I spent 4 years at the air station and the amphib base :) I love Coronado

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