Do you FART in public...???

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#21 Jan 5, 2013
What is this thing called fart..?

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http://www.studentshelp.info

#22 Jan 5, 2013
i haven't fart till now.

The Gloop
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Since: Sep 08

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#23 Jan 5, 2013
Gloop...

“My posts are MUCH better”

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than your posts!

#24 Jan 5, 2013
The Gloop wrote:
Gloop...
Which has occurred to those who miscalculated...

“New & Improved..”

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Formerly From Kenya

#25 Jan 6, 2013
Lumpy is the result of good Gloop goin' bad..

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than your posts!

#26 Jan 6, 2013
justaguess wrote:
Lumpy is the result of good Gloop goin' bad..
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of The Farter, actual cases taken from the mighty anals of the flatulence files!

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petro

El Paso, TX

#27 Jan 6, 2013
wouldn't mind farting in Rico's, and frito bandito's mouth and all the many ricos that are everywhere.

African_shadows

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Since: Nov 12

Kenya, E.Africa.

#28 Jan 6, 2013
I can't believe my tracker is still monitoring this dumb thread!

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than your posts!

#29 Jan 6, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
I can't believe my tracker is still monitoring this dumb thread!
Oh you can too. Shutup ya ambiguously gay mulatto.

“Where DO missing socks go?”

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Since: Jun 11

They run away to join the show

#30 Jan 6, 2013
Define "public"

-poot-

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Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#31 Jan 6, 2013
Do elevators count as 'public'?

“Grab all the good”

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Since: Jul 10

Rowlett Tx

#32 Jan 6, 2013
Wildbluerose wrote:
If you cut a loud fart in public and there's no one around to smell it did you really make a sound?
;o)
@}-'--,---
There is a story of Reagan and Queen Elizabeth riding horses together. She was in the lead on a trail as she went up a hill and her horse let out a loud fart. As they got to the top of the hill she said I am so sorry. Reagan said that is OK, I thought it was the horse :)

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#33 Jan 6, 2013
Hell yes it's only natural.. All girls do it but since they drench themselves with lotion afterwards no one knows ;)

“"*" Always Thinking "*"”

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Hoosilly

#34 Jan 6, 2013
I got so-much-gas I don't fart I putter like a
motorboat.

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Hoosilly

#35 Jan 6, 2013
Chart for determining what your farts are like:

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.h...
dr fill

Des Plaines, IL

#36 Jan 6, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
DUMB! Really dumb.
Come on now,Not all blacks are dumb.Theres a few that can tie their own shoes.

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#37 Jan 6, 2013
African_shadows wrote:
I can't believe my tracker is still monitoring this dumb thread!
... try turnin the sound down ...
60s chic

Bethlehem, PA

#38 Jan 6, 2013
Lol. This thread seems like a good place to..

“..yo ho ho.....”

Since: Jun 08

..the canary's next..........

#39 Jan 6, 2013
...indubitably.....

wimmins do not however......they can't keep quiet long enough to let the pressure build up.....

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Donzie

Hopkinsville, KY

#40 Jan 6, 2013
"Heck no" that was my evil twin.

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