Fat people shoud be banned from water...

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#43 Jul 9, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Who wants to go in on a new business with me.
We'll combine a water park with an all you can eat buffet.
You can slide down the slide and grab twinkies and ding dongs as you go and, face first, of course, and land in a pool of chocolate pudding with marshmallow gondolas.
Make it vanilla shake lazy river & I wanna produce the reality show!!!

“Standin' In A”

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#44 Jul 9, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>And everyone has to wear bikinis right?
Men?
Men have to wear a Speedon't and thongs.

“Standin' In A”

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#45 Jul 9, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
Make it vanilla shake lazy river & I wanna produce the reality show!!!
Now that would be a real reality show.

“100% Princess”

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Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#46 Jul 9, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
Men?
Men have to wear a Speedon't and thongs.
Which will then make it THE vacation spot of America--and, dare I say it--THE WORLD!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#47 Jul 9, 2013
Can you at least make a maximum allowable liver spot limitation?

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#48 Jul 9, 2013
... i put a speedo on a few days back and i can't find it now ...

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#49 Jul 9, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i put a speedo on a few days back and i can't find it now ...
check between your shoobs..( shoulder boobs)
your welcome
:)

“Maddie Mae”

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#50 Jul 9, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i put a speedo on a few days back and i can't find it now ...
Here are some tongs, hope they help. Don't think for one minute that I'm going to pull those out for you!

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#51 Jul 9, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i put a speedo on a few days back and i can't find it now ...
LMAO...

I told ya Dondo...

(see "silly kidz nekkid" thread) DONDO...not Mike...nothing interesting to read there...

“Mess with me.”

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Since: Dec 09

I like it.

#52 Jul 9, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i put a speedo on a few days back and i can't find it now ...
LOLOLOL!
typical blacks

Warrensburg, MO

#53 Jul 9, 2013
They should NOT be banned from anyplace.

BUT 2 piece bathing suits, shorts and rank tops should stop being made after size 14.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#54 Jul 10, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i put a speedo on a few days back and i can't find it now ...
****Hands Mike a crowbar****

“Easy does it... ”

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#55 Jul 10, 2013
I'm strictly anti fat. In fact, if someone wants to take about 25lbs off my hands right now.... I'd gladly give it away.

Sonny Johnson

Yorktown, VA

#56 Jul 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, are you the guy at the water park that wears speedos and gold chains?
F Off you collective group of topix retards.Us fit people have to be denied fun cause you are big fat slobs.
Pointingout D Obvious

United States

#57 Jul 10, 2013
Sonny Johnson wrote:
<quoted text>F Off you collective group of topix retards.Us fit people have to be denied fun cause you are big fat slobs.
Aren't you in the "collective group", Beavis?

Go work out.

“Standin' In A”

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Since: May 11

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#58 Jul 10, 2013
Sonny Johnson wrote:
<quoted text>F Off you collective group of topix retards.Us fit people have to be denied fun cause you are big fat slobs.
So, that's a 'yes', you wear speedos and gold chains-
How do fat people deny you fun?
When they jump in, all the water splashes out?

“Standin' In A”

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#59 Jul 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
****Hands Mike a crowbar****
****And An Industrial Air Compressor****

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#60 Jul 10, 2013
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
****Hands Mike a crowbar****
has anyone seen him? maybe getting it surgically removed???

“Standin' In A”

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#61 Jul 10, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
has anyone seen him? maybe getting it surgically removed???
A speedendectomy?

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#62 Jul 10, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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A speedendectomy?
nonono a speedictome...

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