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“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Plum, Purplonia

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#41
Dec 23, 2011
 

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Time for some remakes of the carols:

Oh Come All Ye Faithless
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Oh come, all ye faithless
Joyless and defeated!
Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to atheism;
Come and deny faith
Bored imagination:
Oh, come, let us deny faith,
Oh, come, let us deny faith,
Oh, come, let us deny faith,
The biggest myth.

Rudolph the Godless Reindeer
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Rudolph the Godless reindeer,
had a very empty soul.
And if you ever saw it,
you would only see a hole.

All of the other reindeer,
used to try to make him pray.
They never let poor Rudolph,
join with them 'cause he was gay.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph since you hate to pray,
make religion go away."

Then all agnostics loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the godless reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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#43
Feb 6, 2013
 
I love what I read here. We need more.

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

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#44
Feb 6, 2013
 

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The senior version of "Teenage in Love"

Each time I have a fall
It always breaks my hip
And I am so afraid
That once again I'll trip
Each time I ask the stars 'round my head
Why must I be a senior citizen in bed

“I call it as I see it.”

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#45
Feb 6, 2013
 

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I remember this corruption of "On Top of Old Smokey" when I was in jr. high some 50 years ago.

On top of Old Smokey,
all covered with mud.
I saw my poor teacher.
all dripping with blood.
An ax in her shoulder,
a slug in her head.
I knew my poor teacher,
was already dead.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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#46
Oct 14, 2013
 
Some used to sing this in school, parody of the Battle Hymn of the Republic:

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured every teacher and we've broken every rule.
We've even hung the principal on the evening after school.
This place is full of s**t.

“Proud White Woman for life!”

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#47
Jan 1, 2014
 

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Topixville (Sung to Margaritaville tune.)

Readin' on Topix
Watchin' the trolls hate
Those nasty posters slinging their soil
Peckin' my keyboard
On the best troll site
Now my anger is startin' to boil

Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know, it's nobody's fault.

I don't know the reason
Posted all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new stalker
It's quite a debater
American hater
How they found me I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my laptop,
it fried the hard drive
Had to repair my broken laptop.
But I have a new PC
And soon it will help me.
That blasted contraption that gets me online.

Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that Chris Tolles is to blame
And I know, it's my own damn fault.
LOL

Dayton, OH

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#48
Jan 1, 2014
 

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Spotted Girl wrote:
Topixville (Sung to Margaritaville tune.)
Readin' on Topix
Watchin' the trolls hate
Those nasty posters slinging their soil
Peckin' my keyboard
On the best troll site
Now my anger is startin' to boil
Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know, it's nobody's fault.
I don't know the reason
Posted all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new stalker
It's quite a debater
American hater
How they found me I haven't a clue
Chorus:
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault
I blew out my laptop,
it fried the hard drive
Had to repair my broken laptop.
But I have a new PC
And soon it will help me.
That blasted contraption that gets me online.
Wasting away again, in Topixville,
Where you must, take everything with salt.
Some people claim, that it's the trolls to blame,
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that Chris Tolles is to blame
And I know, it's my own damn fault.
LOL!

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Jan 1, 2014
 

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You typed into the off beat
Like you were posting onto a blog
Your IP strategically hidden well
Your avatar was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself skype off
And all of the girls dreamed that they'd be your poster
They'd be your poster, and

You're so lame
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so lame
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite a newbie
Well, you said that we made such a pretty post
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were trolls in my hobby
trolls in my hobby, and

You're so lame
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so lame
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear you went up to top mods
And your post it naturally won
Then you spewed your spam in to the music threads
To see the total eclipse of the fun
Well, you're where you shouldn't be all the time
And when you were, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

You're so lame
You probably think this thread is about you
You're so lame
I'll bet you think this thread is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

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