Song Parodies Game

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#21 May 18, 2010
GRace Nerissa wrote:
'Yesterday'
......
Music intro..
la la la!
'Yesterday.. All my troubles
Seemed so far away- la la!
Then ..today, I find Im 'gay'
O, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, Im not half the man I used to be,
'judgmental types' hang over me,
Sigh!
Oh! yesterday, I felt so free.. La la la!!
Why they had to know ..la! la!
I don't know..
I cannot say la !la!
I did nothing wrong
Yet I long for yesterday-
ay-ay-ay
Wo-oh-oh....!
la! la! la!
(music fades)
I read a Yesterday parody somewhere about syphilis. It went something like:

Syphilis. I can't believe I've got the syphilis.
I've get it bad and it hurts to p*ss.
Oh syphilis, syphilis.
Barney

Melissa, TX

#22 May 18, 2010
I hate you
You hate me
We're a dysfunctional family.

I'll smack you in the head
You kick me in the knee
We all need some therapy.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#23 May 18, 2010
Or a similar parody, though I didn't write this one:

I hate you,
you hate me.
Lets kill big ole Barney.

With a knife to the back,
and a 9 to the head,
Goodbye Barney, you are dead.

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#24 May 24, 2010


***

In the Jungle the mighty jungle of
TOPIX every night,

You can be sure,
at least on one thread,
there will be a fight .

Chorus ...

awim-aweh .. awim-aweh..

Awim-aweh .. awim-aweh

where trolls gather ..
talk and blather

yet .. they never say
a thing that makes sense,
just waffle on .. hence

ƒolks wish they'd go away.

Repeat Chorus ...

awim-aweh.. awim-aweh..
awim-aweh .. awim-aweh

(LOL)

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#25 May 24, 2010
Grace Nerissa wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =2O0k7e5ApFUXX
***
In the Jungle the mighty jungle of
TOPIX every night,
You can be sure,
at least on one thread,
there will be a fight .
Chorus ...
awim-aweh .. awim-aweh..
Awim-aweh .. awim-aweh
where trolls gather ..
talk and blather
yet .. they never say
a thing that makes sense,
just waffle on .. hence
ƒolks wish they'd go away.
Repeat Chorus ...
awim-aweh.. awim-aweh..
awim-aweh .. awim-aweh
(LOL)
You reminded me of the John Bobbitt version someone did.

In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, John bobbit sleeps tonight.
In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorana grabs a knife.
A weenie whack, a weenie whack...

Owooooooooooo-oooooooooo-oh she threw it in the grass...
Owwooooooooooooo-oooooooo the cops busted her a$$!

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#26 Jul 3, 2010
The Wall is one of my favorite tunes to parody.

We don't need no trolling posters,
we don't need that kind at all,
making fake names for utter rudeness,
Trollers, leave Topix alone.
Hey, trollers, leave Topix alone.
All in all, its just another banished IP.
All in all you have another banished IP.

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#27 Jul 4, 2010
Purple Gurl...

Good to see this thread again
thanks for the link..

we'll make use of it!

Too tired tonight to think of anything,
had a busy day,

to morrow I'll don my thinking cap..

Until then

Gd night..

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

‘

#28 Jul 5, 2010
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Purple Gurl...
Good to see this thread again
thanks for the link..
we'll make use of it!
Too tired tonight to think of anything,
had a busy day,
to morrow I'll don my thinking cap..
Until then
Gd night..
Come on Folks!

let's get down to it!

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

‘

#29 Jul 5, 2010
Poem Parody.

***

I WANDER'D lonely as a cloud

That floats on high o'er vales and hills,

When all at once I saw a crowd,

A host, of golden daffodils;

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

[Wm Wordsworth]

****

I wandered slowly .. as a crowd,

Floating.. and high on Booze and Pills!

When all at once I saw a lout..

Fleeing the cops .. with stolen rings..

Beside the lake, he ran through the trees,

stuttering and stammering

'When the cop cried > FREEZE

(Apologies to the great WORDSWORTH) lol

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#30 Jul 5, 2010
Phishing Scams
(To Yesterday by The Beatles)

Phishing scams, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in phishing scams.

Suddenly, there are twice the debts there used to be,
There are scammers crowding over me.
Oh, phishing scams came suddenly.

How they wrecked my name I don't know they wouldn't say.
Now my credit's gone, how I long for yesterday.

Yesterday, banking was an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in phishing scams.

Mm mm mm mm mm.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#31 Jul 6, 2010
Crashing Drives
(To Yesterday by The Beatles)

Crashing drives, all my data seemed to melt away
Now it looks like there's nothing to save.
Oh, I believe in crashing drives.

Suddenly, there are twice the worms there used to be,
There are hard drives crashing around me.
Oh, data loss came suddenly.

How they wrecked data I don't know they wouldn't say.
Now my data's gone, how I need recovery.

Crashing drives, data was an easy game to play.
Now I need data recovery.
Oh, I believe in crashing drives.

Mm mm mm mm mm.

Quintessence 8

“A Picture of My Brother”

Level 1

Since: Jul 10

Aborted by Domestic Violence

#32 Jul 20, 2010
*** I'm just tryin' a little different format. Video to scripture: The Police ***

WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER
(Herodias and her daughter were an evil trip!)

"...Finally the opportune time came. On his birthday Herod gave a banquet for his high officials and military commanders and the leading men of Galilee.

When the daughter of Herodias came in and danced, she pleased Herod and his dinner guests.



The king said to the girl,

King Herod:“Ask me for anything you want, and I’ll give it to you.”

And he promised her with an oath,“Whatever you ask I will give you, up to half my kingdom.”

She went out and said to her mother,“What shall I ask for?”

“The head of John the Baptist,” she answered...

...The king was greatly distressed..."

Mark 6:14-29
wimp nerd

Donora, PA

#33 Jul 20, 2010
Grace Nerissa

Dublin, Ireland

#34 Jul 30, 2010
Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing?
Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Young girls picked them, ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn? Oh,
When will they ever learn?
**********
Where has WILLIAM PENA gone, long time poster.
William used to mingle among us, long time ago.
He hated every vanity thread -
they didn't stop -
so, he left instead..
When will we ever learn?
Oh!
When will we ever learn?
(lol)

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

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#35 Aug 1, 2010
Come on! PG!

Am waiting from one from 'you' AND others...

lol

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#36 Aug 1, 2010
Spam me Spammer One More Time
(Sorry Britney <g>)

Oh spammer, spammer
How was I supposed to know
That somethin' wasn't right?

Oh spammer, spammer
I should just have let you go
And now you're scammin' me.

Show me why you want to spam me
Tell me spammer 'cause I need to know now
Oh because

My email box is killin' me
I must confess I still hate spam
When I'm spammed by you I lose my mind
Give me a sign, spam me spammer one more time

Oh spammer, spammer
The reason I block is you
Now, boy you got me blinded

I bet you spammer
There's nothing that you would not do, no
It's not the way I planned it

Show me why you need to spam me
Tell me spammer 'cause I need to know now
Oh because

My email box is killin' me
I must confess I still hate spam
When I'm spammed by you I lose my mind
Give me a sign, spam me spammer one more time

Oh spammer spammer, oh spammer spammer
Oh spammer, spammer
How was I supposed to know
Oh spammer, spammer
I should just have let you go

I must confess that my email box is killing me now
Don't you know I still hate spam?
But you will be here and give me some spam
Spam me baby one more time

My email box is killin' me
I must confess I still hate spam
When I'm getting spam I lose my mind
Give me a sign, spam me spammer one more time

I must confess that my email box is killing me now
Don't you know I still hate spam?
But you will be here and give me some spam
Spam me spammer one more time

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#37 Aug 12, 2010
Slime (To Fame)

Chorus:
Purple is my name (Slime)
I'm gonna slime forever
I'm gonna spray al'en foam (Slime)
Tentacles coming together
Purplings will see me and cry (Slime)
I'm gonna go to Purplonia
Fill up the sky with some foam (Slime)
I'm gonna slime forever
Baby, remember my name
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember

“Towards Christmas.”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

‘

#38 Aug 15, 2010
HALLELUJA.

Well I heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do ya?
Well it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah..

**********

They say there are some secret threads,
where some offbeat folks choose to go instead,
but I don't always believe in 'rumour'
Do ya?

It is said certain folks go there each night
and chat away by candle light..
but if others even peeped in there
they'd sue ya..

Alleluja.. Alleluja..

Allelu .. ooo .. o .. ja!

lol

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#39 Aug 15, 2010
To Amazing Grace

Wha-at ev'ry one should know 'bout AIDS
Do not ih-in-ject nee-ee-dles.
Do not en-gage in unsafe sex,
nor sleep with one who does.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Level 8

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#40 Jun 29, 2011
Did you know that the hate-monger church does parodies?

http://www.youtube.com/playlist...

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