I read a Yesterday parody somewhere about syphilis. It went something like:'Yesterday'
la la la!
'Yesterday.. All my troubles
Seemed so far away- la la!
Then ..today, I find Im 'gay'
O, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, Im not half the man I used to be,
'judgmental types' hang over me,
Oh! yesterday, I felt so free.. La la la!!
Why they had to know ..la! la!
I don't know..
I cannot say la !la!
I did nothing wrong
Yet I long for yesterday-
la! la! la!
Syphilis. I can't believe I've got the syphilis.
I've get it bad and it hurts to p*ss.
Oh syphilis, syphilis.