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This is a thread for creating parodies of various songs, jingles, etc. I hope it gets to be a fun thread.

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Livin' on a [Topix] Thread

(Once upon a time
Not so long ago)
Tommy used to have a real life
PC's now his life
He's found a new site...Topix, Topix

Gina's on the PC all day
Trolling for some kicks, she gives them her say
To troll - to troll.

She says: We've got to flame them for what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If they like you or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For trolls - we'll give it a shot

We're half way there
Livin' on a thread
Take my mouse and we'll flame them and swear
Livin' on a thread

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Spammer songs:

A spammer will spam forever,
since greed takes a hold of them,
and a spammer will not say never,
no their spamming will not end.
And its comforting to know,
to the trash bin they will go,
'cause a life-time's way to long,
to live with spam.

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We don't need no spamming users.
We don't need that kind at all.
No spammers' sites in Topix forums.
Spammers leave Topix alone.
Hey! Spammers! Leave Topix alone.
All in all it's just polluting Topix forums.
All in all you're just polluting Topix forums.

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I knew a girl, Jessica and she spammed for you
Sent real bad links.
Nasty hair, a dirty shirt and baggy pants
And smelled like poo
She spammed so much
She spammed so much
Then she'd appear again
I met her in a jail in New Orleans, I was
In for spam
She seemed to me to be so wracked with AIDS
As she spoke right out
She talked of cash
She talked of porn
She laughed, clicked her keys and spammed
She said her name, Jessica and she spamed a bit
Across the Net
She grabbed her mouse, a better stance
Oh, she spammed so much
Then she clicked her keys
She let go a laugh
She let go a laugh
Peddled her links all around
Mrs. Jessica
Mrs. Jessica
Mrs. Jessica
Spam

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Smearing feces on the wall
that don't bother me at all.
Sitting in a cell 'til dawn,
watching bulls**t going on.
Smoking contraband and
watching several inmates screw,
now don't tell me,
I have nothing to do.

(Apologies to the Statler Brothers)

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he Wall is one of my favorite tunes to parody.

We don't need no trolling posters,
we don't need that kind at all,
making fake names for utter rudeness,
Trollers, leave Topix alone.
Hey, trollers, leave Topix alone.
All in all, its just another banished IP.
All in all you have another banished IP.

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Hey, I can't be the only parody fan here.

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Hit This Bank One More Time
Apologies to Britney Spears

Oh money money, oh money money

Oh money money, how was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh money money, I should have just let you go
Since you were out of sight, yeah
Show me how I need it to be
Tell me money cuz I need to know now, oh because

Chorus
My poverty is killin' me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm out of cash I lose my mind
Give me a sign, hit this bank one more time!

Oh money money, the reason I breathe is you
Cash has got me blinded
Oh pretty money, there's nothin' that I wouldn't do
That's not the way I planned it

Show me how I need it to be
Tell me money cuz I need to know now, oh because

Chorus

Oh money money, how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty money, I should have just let you go
I must confess that my poverty
Is killin' me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign, hit this bank one more time

Chorus

I must confess (my poverty) that my poverty
(is killing me) is killing me now
(I must confess) don't you (I still believe) know I still believe
That you will be here (I lose my mind)
And give me a sign...
Hit this bank one more time!

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We don't need no fighting teachers,
we don't need that kind at all.
No fists flying in the classrooms.
Teachers, learn some self-control!
Hey, teachers, learn some self-control.
All in all, its just another fist through the wall.
All in all, they put another fist through the wall.

(Adapted from, The Wall, one of my favorite songs to parody.)

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I'm trying to consolidate all the parodies I've made up while on Topix.

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Yuck, I saw a headline about pedophilia then saw a Santa ad under it, and a twisted parody of a song came to mind:

He's raping the kids
and raping them twice,
he doesn't care if they're
naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is raping the kids.

He rapes them when they're sleeping,
and rapes them when they wake.
He rapes them if they're bad or good;
protect them for goodness sake.

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I know I shouldn't have made such a morbid holiday parody about a sad fact about the holidays, but I threw caution to the wind the other year. Disclaimer: If you feel the least bit depressed, do not read the first part, but see a doctor instead.

Tis' the season to blow your brains out,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis' the season to slit your throat,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cut your wrists and take some poison,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Make this holiday your last,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Okay, I hope nobody was too offended, but let me end this (well bad choice of words) on a little better note:

Tis the season to get some help,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
You owe sanity to your self,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See a doctor, get committed,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
You will be so glad you did,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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Part of a parody of "Daddy Sang Bass," but about a dysfunctional family.

"Daddy smoked pot, momma popped some pills,
me and my brother just drank for our ills."

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An Aerosmith parody about a baby sitter shooting:

Baby's got a gun.
Look at the sitter run.
Whatcha gonna do?
When the toddler fires at you?
When the baby was arrested,
he was found going goo-goo-gaah.

http://www.topix.com/forum/who/snafu/TEH9KUQ9... #

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http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2008/10/24/city-...

Good event for a parody of an old folk song:

Dawn's been cursing at the toilet,
all, the livelong day.
Dawn's been cursing at the toilet,
just to make the coppers pay.

Don't you see her toilet flowing,
flowing all o'er her lawn;
Don't you hear Dawn a shouting,
gosh her mind is gone.

Dawna, won't you curse,
Dawna, won't you curse,
Dawna, won't you curse your toilet?
Dawna, won't you curse,
Dawna, won't you curse,
Dawna, won't you curse like hell?

Someone's in the bathroom with Dawna
Someone's in the bathroom I know
Someone's in the bathroom with Dawna
Unstoppin' the old commode!

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Preacher's got a gun.
Look at the members run.
What are ya gonna do,
when some terrorist comes for you?

http://www.topix.com/forum/state/ar/TIDU4VPLN...

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I'm Just Purple
(Parody: I'm Just a Girl, No Doubt)

Take this purple thing off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand

'Cause I'm just purple, little ol' me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just purple, all dark and colorful
So don't let me have any rights
Oh... I've had it up to here!

The moment that I step outside
So many reasons for me to run and hide
I can't do the little things
I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just purple,
I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night
I'm just purple
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
I'm just purple
Take a good look at me
Not your typical prototype
Oh... I've had it up to here!

Oh... am I making myself clear?

I'm just purple
I'm just purple in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!

I'm just purple, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some
I'm just purple, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to
Is making me numb
I'm just purple, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just purple, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh... I've had it up to
Oh... I've had it up to
Oh... I've had it up to here.

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I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing like the purple gurl

Purple gurl Purple gurl
Purple gurl Purple gurl
Purple gurl Purple gurl

I only wanted 2 see u becoming the purple gurl

I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
Baby I could never steal u from another
It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end

Purple gurl Purple gurl
Purple gurl Purple gurl
Purple gurl Purple gurl

I only wanted 2 see u becoming the purple gurl

Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple gurl

Purple gurl Purple gurl
Purple gurl Purple gurl

If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon raise your hand

Purple gurl Purple gurl

I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u
as the purple gurl

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Any parodies, anyone?

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Deck the Thieves

Tis' the season to go shoplifting,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Get your photo on the wall,
fa la la la la, la la la la.
Get arrested, get a court date,
fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Spend your holidays in jail,
fa la la la la, la la la la.
GRace Nerissa

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'Yesterday'

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Music intro..

la la la!

'Yesterday.. All my troubles
Seemed so far away- la la!
Then ..today, I find Im 'gay'
O, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, Im not half the man I used to be,
'judgmental types' hang over me,

Sigh!

Oh! yesterday, I felt so free.. La la la!!

Why they had to know ..la! la!
I don't know..
I cannot say la !la!

I did nothing wrong
Yet I long for yesterday-
ay-ay-ay

Wo-oh-oh....!

la! la! la!

(music fades)

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