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Michelle

Pulaski, WI

#23 Feb 21, 2013
Mistah Honda, ah gets good gas milage when ah eats at Denny's, an Burger King, bud deh spicey ree-yubs at Mo's is best.

Michelle Obama
Carl Honda

Pulaski, WI

#24 Feb 21, 2013
Thank You Michelle. After your first lady term expires, there will be a job awaiting you with Honda Natural Gas R & D, in our refried beans project.

The Honda Corporation
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“September”

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#25 Feb 22, 2013
Barrack Obama STILL holds the
HIGHEST office of the land
[in your country]

and his beautiful wife, Michelle .. and
his lovely daughters ..

live in the lap
of luxury...

No matter how much anyone wishes to
fantasize .. or wish it were otherwise

these are the cold *REAL* facts.
Michelle Obama

Pulaski, WI

#26 Feb 22, 2013
Thank you Mr. Honda, you Chinks is all aces wid meh.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#27 Feb 22, 2013
Excerpts from Michelle Obama's secret Diary:

Today, we is in deh Congo. Bo lubs deh jungle. All day long he was.........
walkin through deh jungle wid his banned word in his hand.
Shoutin hey mutha f***ers i'z deh King ob deh land.

Michelle
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#28 Feb 28, 2013
Transcribed excerpts from Michelle Obama's secret White House Diary:

Mah Bo is no knuckle dragger, he gots very short arms.
His arms is so short that he has a problem reaching down and unzipping his pants when he be standing at the urinal. Therefor, he has hired Gary Coleman to follow him around to ...... unzip him .....reach in and grab it ......pull it out, aim it.......... Gary is reported to be ecstatic about his roll in deh Obama gobernment.

Mitchelle
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#29 Mar 28, 2013
Transcribed excerpts from Michelle Obama's secret White House Diary:

Ah done had muh saggin @ss rebuilt wid expensive polymers ad deh taxpayers expense. Ah hopes all deh delevery boys likes ridin it.


http://saynotoobama.webstarts.com/american_pr...

Michelle
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#30 Mar 29, 2013
Transcribed excerpts from Michelle Obama's secret White House Diary:

Next month ah is appearin on deh Dave Lettermelon Show. Ah is gots 30 days tuh remember deh answer to de question he gonna ast me. Ah hope he doan start goin yucka, yucka, yucka an oinkie, oinkie, oinkie an be makin all ob deh f***in hillbilly noises he likes to make.

Michelle
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#31 Mar 30, 2013
Is it true that Dave's 3'rd wife, like his 2'nd wife, left him in favor of a Long Island Bull-Dyke. Does any one know?

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#32 Apr 3, 2013
Diss place should be carpet bombed.
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#33 Apr 3, 2013
Is it true that Paul Shaefer put the blocks to Dave's first wife and is the father of Dave's only child?

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#34 Apr 3, 2013
Today ah went out shoppin. Before Ah went, Bo says to me, obey all deh signs and doan get in eneh trouble......... Ah was walkin down deh aisle an deh sign said, Pet Supplies .......... 3 hours later, two guys in white coats an a big net showed up an took meh away.......... 2 hours later Bo showed up an bailed meh out..........Ah aint goin f**kin shoppin no moh.

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