What are you thinking about now?

Created by Thinker on Jun 1, 2010

2,399 votes

Click on an option to vote

Food

Home

Yourself

Work on the job

New car

Sex

Your wife

Your husband

Feeling guilty

Other

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#17972 Jul 31, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text>
lol....this is getting hard to keep up with..watch them IP addresses...
Keep up the good work Kevin...you're killing M.E...:)
Steve
That is not *Kevin*, Mr. Clean.

;-)

Its not even a reasonable copy. That one is brain dead.
CrunchyBacon

Arlington Heights, IL

#17974 Jul 31, 2014
-Lea- wrote:
There's nothing wrong with being a stay at home dad.
Especially if they're as good with their kids as some guys are.
Best part is when the Mrs. makes 300 k a year. Something the graybox never got lucky enough to experience.
IKR, that would be like winning the lotto.

The proxy monkey is sounding more and more like a frustrated, self hating, bulldyke.
CrunchyBacon

Arlington Heights, IL

#17976 Jul 31, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text>
lol....this is getting hard to keep up with..watch them IP addresses...
Keep up the good work Kevin...you're killing M.E...:)
Steve
Hey Steve, won't you share with us again, how a full grown 6'2" man "handles" a lippy woman?

Tell us how you keep them in their place, Mr. Wifebeater.

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#17977 Jul 31, 2014
-Lea- wrote:
<quoted text>That is not *Kevin*, Mr. Clean.
;-)
Its not even a reasonable copy. That one is brain dead.
Whatever his name is...he's got you carp swimming...

lol..

:)

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#17978 Jul 31, 2014
CrunchyBaconCopyCat wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm crabby
Yes, we can tell. You could gnaw a new neck for wattle and hunch?

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#17979 Jul 31, 2014
CrunchyBacon wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Steve, won't you share with us again, how a full grown 6'2" man "handles" a lippy woman?
Tell us how you keep them in their place, Mr. Wifebeater.
That pic of him looks like a mugshot

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#17987 Jul 31, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text>
Whatever his name is...he's got you carp swimming...
lol..
:)
Have you actually had a carp? Not much sportfishing in your area? Describe the major fisheries of your local area. Discuss the taxonomy of each species, distribution, and method. I'll wait.
Crunchy Bacon

Arlington Heights, IL

#17989 Jul 31, 2014
CrunchyBacon wrote:
<quoted text>
Using my lexicon for Lea, you co ck swallower?
Lol!
Ahhh, I see you learned a new word today, monkey - lexicon.

Well done!!

You're welcome :)

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#17995 Jul 31, 2014
Gerbil Hunmmer wrote:
<quoted text>
But his faced isn't bloated and covered in moles like you, fatty.
Ha! No mole, no bloat. Did you chew that new neck yet for the boobie prize? LMAO...you should see the stretch between the chin and flat chest....

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#17998 Jul 31, 2014
-Lea- wrote:
<quoted text>Have you actually had a carp? Not much sportfishing in your area? Describe the major fisheries of your local area. Discuss the taxonomy of each species, distribution, and method. I'll wait.
never ate one if that's what your asking...did some bow-fishing as a teen....got plenty of them.in the creeks and streams of NE Oklahoma....and some record size ones..I mean like 15 pounds...it was just entertainment...

but then again...this is Oklahoma..has many area lakes..crappie is my favorite...bass after that...we have Oologah...Grand..Tenkiller...C laremore are the local lakes...we do have fish farms too....

try someone your own size...Shrimp!!!:)

Steve
Crunchy Bacon

Arlington Heights, IL

#17999 Jul 31, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text>
Well little boy...
I didn't say I handled them anyway...I said that they have a lot of nerve thinking they could over- come a full grown man...prideful idiots...that kind of thing..but think what you'd like again..
Your words bumpkin..

".I'm 6'2" and weigh 220..at least in the winter..try to get down to 200 in the summer...and I can handle any Christy..that's a promise....goofy women..think they can take down a full grown man..."

Tell us again how you "handle" goofy women.

The context of your post implied a physical response on your part, yes?

Like I said, you smell like a wifebeater...

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#18001 Jul 31, 2014
CrunchyBacon wrote:
<quoted text>
IKR, that would be like winning the lotto.
The proxy monkey is sounding more and more like a frustrated, self hating, bulldyke.
Yup. I know a few men who love leaving the corporate life behind. One is studying so that he can be a teacher. His wife brings home the money.

He does, doesn't he? A very masculine, white uptight piece of floss. I wonder if she does internal knitting like the Hagel?

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#18002 Jul 31, 2014
CrunchyBacon wrote:
<quoted text>
Best part is they line up every morning and wait for me to heal them with abuse.
I agree...they can't get enough

and you do it well..welcome to the looney bin...lol

take care...

Steve

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#18004 Jul 31, 2014
Mia wrote:
Come on bacon boi. Go all sublime on us and tell us you're making 300k playing video games all day.
Do it, beitch.
OMG. There are PEOPLE who get paid to stay at home and manage video game services. Be they developers, or technical area managers, this is a real career. I can think of three IT grads who do just this type of work. You should get a life.
Crunchy Bacon

Arlington Heights, IL

#18006 Jul 31, 2014
Mia wrote:
Come on bacon boi. Go all sublime on us and tell us you're making 300k playing video games all day.
Do it, beitch.
TankGirl is spazzing again, the post ratio is nearing 10-1.

I'll BBL, she will have 3 freshly minted pages of "winning topix".

None of which will be read, trololololol.

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#18007 Jul 31, 2014
Crunchy Bacon wrote:
<quoted text>
Your words bumpkin..
".I'm 6'2" and weigh 220..at least in the winter..try to get down to 200 in the summer...and I can handle any Christy..that's a promise....goofy women..think they can take down a full grown man..."
Tell us again how you "handle" goofy women.
The context of your post implied a physical response on your part, yes?
Like I said, you smell like a wifebeater...
you weren't smart enough to understand the first time...why should I tell you again..

Level 1

Since: Apr 13

United States

#18009 Jul 31, 2014
Mister_ E wrote:
<quoted text>
never ate one if that's what your asking...did some bow-fishing as a teen....got plenty of them.in the creeks and streams of NE Oklahoma....and some record size ones..I mean like 15 pounds...it was just entertainment...
but then again...this is Oklahoma..has many area lakes..crappie is my favorite...bass after that...we have Oologah...Grand..Tenkiller...C laremore are the local lakes...we do have fish farms too....
try someone your own size...Shrimp!!!:)
Steve
Tut tut. You missed the discussion, of what I asked for.

Go back, and start again. No cut and paste.
If you need to enroll in a program, I'll still be here. We'll see you in four years?

Ready, set, GO:

1. Taxonomy of each
2. Distribution, with specifics
3. Method

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#18012 Jul 31, 2014
-Lea- wrote:
<quoted text>Tut tut. You missed the discussion, of what I asked for.
Go back, and start again. No cut and paste.
If you need to enroll in a program, I'll still be here. We'll see you in four years?
Ready, set, GO:
1. Taxonomy of each
2. Distribution, with specifics
3. Method
look it up yourself...nothing to M.E...I'm a almost 60 year old man...that don't care what a little not quite ugly girl like you thinks or asks...

it's a M.E. thing...I just here for the entertainment...something about them carp...still yet!!!
Crunchy Bacon

Arlington Heights, IL

#18014 Jul 31, 2014
-Lea- wrote:
<quoted text>OMG. There are PEOPLE who get paid to stay at home and manage video game services. Be they developers, or technical area managers, this is a real career. I can think of three IT grads who do just this type of work. You should get a life.
Yep, you can make a very decent living building out services in the cloud for corporations.

But I doubt proxy monkey has even heard of AWS, heh.

Peace, love and Linux ;P

“So many loons”

Level 8

Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#18016 Jul 31, 2014
Mia wrote:
<quoted text>
Tell him how far you can ride your bike.
That will scare him.
lol...if this was addressed to M.E..??

the most I've ridden was a little over 100 miles..took M.E. 5 hours and 46 minutes...best I've done..I ride several days a week..depending on weather ...50+ miles..is my normal routine..

I don't think it would scare anybody behind a computer screen....they's superman...lol..

Steve

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
30,000 post wins (May '13) 5 min 75 Scorpio 1,883
Make a Story / 4 Words Only (Nov '08) 7 min Mechanic 24,247
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 9 min Sublime1 147,580
Evolution vs. Creation (Jul '11) 12 min DanFromSmithville 117,283
The Weirdest White House Security BreachesThe S... 18 min Hoosier Hillbilly 2
Uh Clem 22 min Hoosier Hillbilly 125
Official: Oklahoma beheading suspect a bit 'weird' 27 min Uh CIem 29
Do you have a Topix crush? (Jun '11) 54 min ZkyClank 6,339
NFL Football (Jul '10) 1 hr dragoon70056 1,489
Cows Really Don't Like Cowbells, Study Finds 2 hr Go Blue Forever 45

Weird People Search

Addresses and phone numbers for FREE