What are you thinking about now?

Created by Thinker on Jun 1, 2010

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Food

Home

Yourself

Work on the job

New car

Sex

Your wife

Your husband

Feeling guilty

Other

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#10388 Dec 21, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>twas very tasty and addicting!
I'm thinking how nucking futs my wife is when we're going to have company...
I really think she needs help with her cleaning addiction.
... being a single guy just send her over to my place ... that should cure her when she see's my place ... let me know ifin she's coming i'll rent a backhoe for her ...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#10389 Dec 21, 2013
just_ola wrote:
thinking I wish I felt better...not real sick just blah sick...
what a bummer Ola, hope your day gets a little brighter and you get to feeling better.

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#10390 Dec 21, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... being a single guy just send her over to my place ... that should cure her when she see's my place ... let me know ifin she's coming i'll rent a backhoe for her ...
if I do you better be sure n be gone, she'll put ya to work. And what's great is she doesn't say anything she just gives you that look, you know, the one where you finally offer to do something so she stops looking at you that way... Your best bet is to need something at the store so you can get away. It worked for me this morning but now I'm back...... And she's doing it again !

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Since: Jan 10

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#10391 Dec 21, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Do TSA Agents get an extra thrill cavity searching the Christmas turkey?
Thinking about this post Clem made on the stupid things to ponder thread and LOL.

It reminded me of a prank we pulled on my little SIL.
She was kitchen challenged to say the least.
With much trepidation she was attempting her first Thanksgiving turkey.

After it was stuffed and in the oven, we got her to sit down and distracted.
Pulled the turkey out of the oven, and unstuffed it.
Shoved a tiny Cornish hen inside and covered the cavity back up with the stuffing.

The look on her face when she carved the bird and discovered she had baked a "pregnant" turkey was unforgettable.

Ah yes, the rum is working!
;-D))

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Since: Apr 13

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#10392 Dec 21, 2013
I'm thinking 2 couches and a loveseat, and my children will always sit on the same one just so they can fight about who was there first and shout "quit touching me" at each other, and of course it's always the loveseat they go to, not one of the huge sofas where they have room. Go to the tiny one and fight, yeah that makes so much sense. For crying out loud. It's called a "love"seat for goodness sake. Be loving or separate!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#10393 Dec 21, 2013
TenderTink wrote:
<quoted text>
Thinking about this post Clem made on the stupid things to ponder thread and LOL.
It reminded me of a prank we pulled on my little SIL.
She was kitchen challenged to say the least.
With much trepidation she was attempting her first Thanksgiving turkey.
After it was stuffed and in the oven, we got her to sit down and distracted.
Pulled the turkey out of the oven, and unstuffed it.
Shoved a tiny Cornish hen inside and covered the cavity back up with the stuffing.
The look on her face when she carved the bird and discovered she had baked a "pregnant" turkey was unforgettable.
Ah yes, the rum is working!
;-D))
ROLMMFAO!!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#10394 Dec 21, 2013
Thinking how no matter how frustrated the little lady gets with me, Dr Hook is a sure way to make her forget all about it...

http://youtu.be/4r2uD7-CQkQ

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Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#10395 Dec 21, 2013
I like me some DR Hook...LOL
jebwimp

New Kensington, PA

#10396 Dec 21, 2013
youtube.com/watch...
Almighty Christmas Juggernaut is my thought,,,well?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#10397 Dec 21, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
I'm thinking 2 couches and a loveseat, and my children will always sit on the same one just so they can fight about who was there first and shout "quit touching me" at each other, and of course it's always the loveseat they go to, not one of the huge sofas where they have room. Go to the tiny one and fight, yeah that makes so much sense. For crying out loud. It's called a "love"seat for goodness sake. Be loving or separate!
are you secretly in my house watching my kids or something???
;)

“... lazy, hazy, crazy...”

Since: Aug 08

... daze of summer ...

#10398 Dec 21, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>if I do you better be sure n be gone, she'll put ya to work. And what's great is she doesn't say anything she just gives you that look, you know, the one where you finally offer to do something so she stops looking at you that way... Your best bet is to need something at the store so you can get away. It worked for me this morning but now I'm back...... And she's doing it again !
... i found that when i wear my 99cent bugs bunny sun glasses the look turns to laffin ...
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Since: May 12

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#10399 Dec 21, 2013
The fact that it's 74 at almost 9pm. And there is a tornado watch out.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

New York, NY

#10400 Dec 21, 2013
...march 20,2014...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#10401 Dec 21, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... i found that when i wear my 99cent bugs bunny sun glasses the look turns to laffin ...
I am gonna find me a pair!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#10402 Dec 21, 2013
SHOULD of had the Pilot order me a Sandwich also..AM STARVED!!

“Trump This!!!”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

CENLA

#10403 Dec 22, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>what a bummer Ola, hope your day gets a little brighter and you get to feeling better.
OH NO honey, it's a full fledged cold/sinus just put me outta my misery thing now...but thanks just the same...

“Trump This!!!”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

CENLA

#10404 Dec 22, 2013
ms_Sweeter wrote:
The fact that it's 74 at almost 9pm. And there is a tornado watch out.
we were surrounded by watches & warnings & all around us wind damage w/o power but we faired A-OK...hope y'all did as well

“Trump This!!!”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

CENLA

#10405 Dec 22, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
...march 20,2014...
no no my birthday is the 8th!!! what's that you say? you have booked me an Alaskan birthday cruise on the 20th?

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#10406 Dec 22, 2013
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
we were surrounded by watches & warnings & all around us wind damage w/o power but we faired A-OK...hope y'all did as well
My goodness Ola, Sounds like things are not going very well for you...hope you feel better...and stay safe...:)

“you're not the boss of me!”

Since: Jan 08

the road less traveled.....

#10408 Dec 22, 2013
thinking about making snickerdoodles

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