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“I Make you wonder”

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#9060
Oct 8, 2013
 

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I'm thinking that poster might be from Colorado where smoking pot is completely legal but might get you fired due to company policy. So no need for us to jump to conclusions.
only him

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#9061
Oct 8, 2013
 
My husband

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If they see me talkin to you

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ItDoesGetBetter wrote:
I gotta pass a drug test like asap but my urine is light green with this cleanser I drank.. I was wondering what I could take to give it a better yellow color.. Any suggestions??


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light green with this cleanser I drank---legal in all 50 states

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#9063
Oct 8, 2013
 
Shower and bed..

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.....so little time...........

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...what kinda snack i will have while readin' tonight....
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What if.
I mean, what if I wasn't a lonely old man?
What if I wasn't one ugly sonovabitch?
What if I had a personality?
What if dogs didn't piss on my leg?
What if, I had a life other than topix?
What if, Ferrerman dumped me?
What if, Ugh!
Super Girl

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ItDoesGetBetter wrote:
I gotta pass a drug test like asap but my urine is light green with this cleanser I drank.. I was wondering what I could take to give it a better yellow color.. Any suggestions??
A Super B complex Vitamin, a few hours before drug test.... Turns bright yellow... Hope that helps.

“....so many tackle boxes..”

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.....so little time...........

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Super Girl wrote:
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A Super B complex Vitamin, a few hours before drug test.... Turns bright yellow... Hope that helps.
...and take 2....make 'em wonder what you are on......

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ItDoesGetBetter wrote:
I gotta pass a drug test like asap but my urine is light green with this cleanser I drank.. I was wondering what I could take to give it a better yellow color.. Any suggestions??
... a hundred dollar bill wrapped on the sample jar when giving it to tester ...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Gonna butt in. When you say 'clean' do you mean, no drinking...no nothing?
Some folk like to smoke pot to relax or just to get a buzz. No big deal. Is like drinking a beer or two.
Not trying to drag this into a debate from hell. Just asking.
As for other drugs, it all falls under heading of..addiction.
when it comes to taking a urine test to get a job I think you need to decide which is more important. By getting clean I'm referring to getting off pot, meth, crank, pills, synthetics, or what ever the case may be in order to get that job. If your willing to take something so your test will come out negative and in fact lie to get the job I feel you have an addiction that is out of control.
I've no problem with people who want to smoke pot, I used to myself. But now I'm subject to a drug test at any giving time and would lose my CDL if it came back positive for any of the things I mentioned so I chose my job over them.
And sure I have a beer now and then but if I was ever pulled over with alcohol in my system the results would be the same, actually worse because I would be facing jail time also.
And so..... Posting on here and asking for advice on how to pass a urine test just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.... It goes a little deeper than that but we don't want no big debate! Haha?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>when it comes to taking a urine test to get a job I think you need to decide which is more important. By getting clean I'm referring to getting off pot, meth, crank, pills, synthetics, or what ever the case may be in order to get that job. If your willing to take something so your test will come out negative and in fact lie to get the job I feel you have an addiction that is out of control.
I've no problem with people who want to smoke pot, I used to myself. But now I'm subject to a drug test at any giving time and would lose my CDL if it came back positive for any of the things I mentioned so I chose my job over them.
And sure I have a beer now and then but if I was ever pulled over with alcohol in my system the results would be the same, actually worse because I would be facing jail time also.
And so..... Posting on here and asking for advice on how to pass a urine test just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.... It goes a little deeper than that but we don't want no big debate! Haha?
Good enough answer. Thank you.

As for going deeper. No bother. I've a tome of stories to match up with yours. Am so sure. Is all fur on a cat back to me.

Know what I mean...Vern?~winks~

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#9072
Oct 9, 2013
 
Okay...now that that is out of the way.

This is funny as all get-out:

http://widget.newsinc.com/_cfvp/playlist16x9_...

Found it reading this story.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/At-93-this...

By the way...Rosie is awesome.

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Oct 9, 2013
 
I'm ALWAYS running late these days.
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thinking I wish this weather would make up its mind, I really would like to get my summer clothes put away..

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#9076
Oct 9, 2013
 
NOTFADEAWAY wrote:
Cake
LOL LOL
just saw ur post here,
u might change ur mind if u go to "what bothers u" thread and read what I just said.
lol

enjoy!
:)

too funny

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DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Know what I mean...Vern?~winks~
Right back atchya DC.

“If you're happy & you know it”

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Cramps. Painful cramps. Extremely painful cramps. Debilitating cramps.... that make you wish you were dead because it would hurt so much less.

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#9079
Oct 9, 2013
 
Your slow ass in the left lane up a Hill is what gets me,

Different strokes I guess,

Did you read anything passed Drug test,











my urine is light green with this cleanser I drank















Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him...




and says, Catch up.

Get it,./...






liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>when it comes to taking a urine test to get a job I think you need to decide which is more important. By getting clean I'm referring to getting off pot, meth, crank, pills, synthetics, or what ever the case may be in order to get that job. If your willing to take something so your test will come out negative and in fact lie to get the job I feel you have an addiction that is out of control.
I've no problem with people who want to smoke pot, I used to myself. But now I'm subject to a drug test at any giving time and would lose my CDL if it came back positive for any of the things I mentioned so I chose my job over them.
And sure I have a beer now and then but if I was ever pulled over with alcohol in my system the results would be the same, actually worse because I would be facing jail time also.
And so..... Posting on here and asking for advice on how to pass a urine test just kind of rubbed me the wrong way.... It goes a little deeper than that but we don't want no big debate! Haha?

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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ShadyBits wrote:
Cramps. Painful cramps. Extremely painful cramps. Debilitating cramps.... that make you wish you were dead because it would hurt so much less.
Hey, do you want me to run you over? Helps sometimes.

Get better, baby. This too will pass.

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