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Sep 20, 2013
 
liam cul8r wrote:
Thinking about today as I was driving through a town called Potosi. Cute little town, all the buildings on the the main drag, Rt 8, are all bunched together on the two lane road, older buildings and just real "'country"
So I pull up to the intersection at the stop sign and just ahead to my right this little boy, probably 2 or 3 is standing there, cute little guy with bleach blonde hair with a flannel shirt & jeans on, and his eyes are fixed on my truck and he's trying to get me to blow my horn. But the cutest part is instead of moving his arm up and down he looks like he's trying to start a lawn mower! His dad try's to show him the right way but he wouldn't have it! So I pulled across the intersection and blew the horn and he loved it and moved both his arms up & down and laughed, and so did I. It really made his day, and he really made mine.
Reebie sure is right, it's the little things in life you appreciate the most....
Now you have just my day, thanks!

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<quoted text>Now you have just my day, thanks!
~made~ my day :)

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going home...

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over here <-------->

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How to keep those pesky unicorns from eating my tomatoes.

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Captn Morgan wrote:
How to keep those pesky unicorns from eating my tomatoes.
By removing their 'uni'. Makes them all corns. Corns can not eat tomatoes.

Or! If you know a pixie, you have them pee around your garden. Unicorns do not like pixie piss.

If you can not find a pixie. Use a pixie cup to pee in and then pour it around your garden. But will warn you upfront. Unicorns know when they been duped. So watch out, in anger, they will eat all your cabbage to halt the next generation of kids.

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thinking about going shopping today
I deserve it.
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Thinking that I hear that some religions speak in tongues. I was thinking of starting a cult that speaks in spleens.

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liam cul8r wrote:
Thinking about today as I was driving through a town called Potosi. Cute little town, all the buildings on the the main drag, Rt 8, are all bunched together on the two lane road, older buildings and just real "'country"
So I pull up to the intersection at the stop sign and just ahead to my right this little boy, probably 2 or 3 is standing there, cute little guy with bleach blonde hair with a flannel shirt & jeans on, and his eyes are fixed on my truck and he's trying to get me to blow my horn. But the cutest part is instead of moving his arm up and down he looks like he's trying to start a lawn mower! His dad try's to show him the right way but he wouldn't have it! So I pulled across the intersection and blew the horn and he loved it and moved both his arms up & down and laughed, and so did I. It really made his day, and he really made mine.
Reebie sure is right, it's the little things in life you appreciate the most....
HA! Very cool man.

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I'm thinking about how fast word meanings are changing now-a-days. If you fell into a coma, and came out a year later, you could die of a heart attack!
Like,'insane'. Now it is great to be 'insane'. The headline today was talking about an "insane" sandwich!
Or, "slut". It's great to be a "slut" now. I get adds for them in my junk email all the time. "Hook up with a free SLUT today!" It's gotten easier?
OK, it's been a while since "the bomb" became a good thing, but that took a while to change, didn't it?
What' next? "knucklehead"?
Hey knucklehead, that insane slut is the bomb!
(Oh, great, the FBI is going to monitor my internet usage now.)

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Thinking about my junk email.
"junk" lol
Why would I want to spend money to increase my "manhood" for a free slut?

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I'm thinking about how a guy wants me to believe EVERYTHING he says or else he won't talk to me anymore...Oh well, Good Riddance!

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Dr_Dirty wrote:
Thinking that I hear that some religions speak in tongues. I was thinking of starting a cult that speaks in spleens.
"speaks in spleens"???
spleen urself please????

lol
Howdy Doc!
:)

im thinking I didn't buy anything while shopping today but I did manage to talk the old man into that furniture I want..
lol

“you're not the boss of me!”

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the road less traveled.....

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thinking about the season change and how welcome it always is...

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Thinking how some people(in-laws) won't leave you alone..a pain in the behind...I don't like to get ugly but I've had to a few times and they still haven't learned..They need to clean their life up and I have told them this too many times..I've had my fill with them.Like to just disappear somewhere.Never to hear from them again....What a blessing that would be.

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Thinking about a better place for me..

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

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Rockin' USA ;)

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#8490
Sep 22, 2013
 
SLURPPEE OR FROSTY???

Hurry am in the Intersection...!!!!!!

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Thinking about my junk email.
"junk" lol
Why would I want to spend money to increase my "manhood" for a free slut?
"junk email" Put that way, I'm going to rename my "Junk Folder" to something else.

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PFfff wrote:
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"speaks in spleens"???
spleen urself please????
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Howdy Doc!
:)
im thinking I didn't buy anything while shopping today but I did manage to talk the old man into that furniture I want..
lol
hahahaha Howdy!

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Sep 22, 2013
 
PDX Dave wrote:
Thinking about the Halloween costume our oldest girl is putting together, now 14 she can really pull off the "slutty schoolgirl uniform" look! Bought her the shirt at a secondhand store and cut off the top couple of buttons, using one of my old cheap neckties, and shortened up to him on one of her existing skirts.had to buy her the white knee-high socks she's going to be a real cutie this Halloween Hair in pigtails with little pink barrettes I bet she gets herself a ton of candy.
My daughter is 15.
We started to notice 3 yrs ago that all of the
store bought costumes for girls were slut costumes.
There was the 'slutty pirate , slutty bar maid,
slutty vampire, slutty zombie.....all that is left
that is half way decent is the 'Snow White...LOL
Which she claims to be "Way too old for."
Shirly

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Sep 22, 2013
 
flying in an airplane, only way to get there quickly, even though I don't like to fly, I will do it.

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