What are you thinking about now?

Created by Thinker on Jun 1, 2010

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Food

Home

Yourself

Work on the job

New car

Sex

Your wife

Your husband

Feeling guilty

Other

“ Woodstock Anyone?”

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#7040 Aug 2, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
Munchies vs. Bikini Wax...
Warning: If you've got the munchies badly and the room is thick with smoke, don't get the ice cream mixed up with the wax. But then again, if your with someone special that might be fun after all.
Just a thought.
I LOVE OFFBEAT COUGAR

Duluth, GA

#7042 Aug 2, 2013
Women here are old, fat, ugly, and horny. I want them all!

“So many loons”

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Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#7043 Aug 2, 2013
modernhippie wrote:
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Warning: If you've got the munchies badly and the room is thick with smoke, don't get the ice cream mixed up with the wax. But then again, if your with someone special that might be fun after all.
Just a thought.
Run modernhippie..

He's a pervert out to hurt you...

He's got a history of it..trust me

RUN!!!!

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#7044 Aug 2, 2013
Modern Iconoclast wrote:
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Err, Umm, Sally.
You are under a misapprehension and a mistaken belief if you think that I am "upset" in any way about your post to me, I am not, nor do I have any reason to be so.
I am aware that these forums are differing from the usual or expected; unconventional to say the least, perhaps you might remember that also, instead of wasting your time, and mine in surreptitiously reminding me, and identifying the obvious.
However, in closing might I also take the liberty in pointing out a familiar mistake often made about me, when it comes to the poetry I post here on Topix Offbeat....that is, not all of these poems are, to use your terminology...."found. "
Without prejudice.
That's all!!
Cordially
Adrian.
Have a good day Adrian!

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#7045 Aug 2, 2013
I'm thinking it's really too bad what happened to Snuffy the Seal.

“Life Is Like A Dream.”

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#7046 Aug 2, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
YOU REALLY don't want to know..(Shakin head)
Why? Is she hideous as this poster Obaama?

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#7047 Aug 2, 2013
How some can say some of the sillies things...LMAO

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#7048 Aug 2, 2013
How to get to the market and back. The pantry is empty the car is broke down. A cab is too expensive. The bus takes too long. It is too far to walk and carry. And the temp. is close to 100. Steamed like a crab this morning. Grrr.
Empire Rises

Pittsburg, CA

#7049 Aug 2, 2013
Debra27 wrote:
posting in the evening seems less contentious
Tribes.

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#7050 Aug 2, 2013
Many things!

“This is how I see you”

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#7051 Aug 2, 2013
Cheeto's!

“n stuff..”

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#7052 Aug 2, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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Run modernhippie..
He's a pervert out to hurt you...
He's got a history of it..trust me
RUN!!!!
lol.... Ive never found you more attractive Sweet MrE..
:)

“This is how I see you”

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#7053 Aug 2, 2013
How something that was sitting on my desk yesterday can just disappear.

“So many loons”

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so little time!!

#7054 Aug 2, 2013
reebie wrote:
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lol.... Ive never found you more attractive Sweet MrE..
:)
why thank you kind lady...I've always appreciate and admired you too..

..........

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Great State of Oklahoma!

#7055 Aug 2, 2013
reebie wrote:
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lol.... Ive never found you more attractive Sweet MrE..
:)
Hey Sistah, Reebs! XXXOOO

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#7057 Aug 2, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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why thank you kind lady...I've always appreciate and admired you too..
..........
Neighbor!! I need to mow my lawn! LOL!

“So many loons”

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Since: Sep 12

so little time!!

#7058 Aug 2, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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Neighbor!! I need to mow my lawn! LOL!
I'll be right over..I can do it for you..take the week off..

Hi Hippi!!

<waves as he pulls up on his mower>

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#7059 Aug 2, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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I'll be right over..I can do it for you..take the week off..
Hi Hippi!!
<waves as he pulls up on his mower>
Aww! You're so sweet! I'll have a cold one waiting for ya when you're done! Best neighbor ever!!

“n stuff..”

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#7061 Aug 2, 2013
Mister_ E wrote:
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why thank you kind lady...I've always appreciate and admired you too..
..........
blush
xo

“n stuff..”

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#7062 Aug 2, 2013
Hippichick wrote:
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Aww! You're so sweet! I'll have a cold one waiting for ya when you're done! Best neighbor ever!!
If you can talk him into taking his shirt off, Ill provide the beer

:)

wassup sistah...xoxo

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