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“ Woodstock Anyone?”

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Colorado Chick wrote:
Munchies vs. Bikini Wax...
Warning: If you've got the munchies badly and the room is thick with smoke, don't get the ice cream mixed up with the wax. But then again, if your with someone special that might be fun after all.
Just a thought.
I LOVE OFFBEAT COUGAR

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Women here are old, fat, ugly, and horny. I want them all!

“It's a secret”

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or maybe I forgot

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modernhippie wrote:
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Warning: If you've got the munchies badly and the room is thick with smoke, don't get the ice cream mixed up with the wax. But then again, if your with someone special that might be fun after all.
Just a thought.
Run modernhippie..

He's a pervert out to hurt you...

He's got a history of it..trust me

RUN!!!!

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Modern Iconoclast wrote:
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Err, Umm, Sally.
You are under a misapprehension and a mistaken belief if you think that I am "upset" in any way about your post to me, I am not, nor do I have any reason to be so.
I am aware that these forums are differing from the usual or expected; unconventional to say the least, perhaps you might remember that also, instead of wasting your time, and mine in surreptitiously reminding me, and identifying the obvious.
However, in closing might I also take the liberty in pointing out a familiar mistake often made about me, when it comes to the poetry I post here on Topix Offbeat....that is, not all of these poems are, to use your terminology...."found. "
Without prejudice.
That's all!!
Cordially
Adrian.
Have a good day Adrian!

“Licensed to Ill”

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I'm thinking it's really too bad what happened to Snuffy the Seal.

“Life Is Like A Dream.”

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honeymylove wrote:
YOU REALLY don't want to know..(Shakin head)
Why? Is she hideous as this poster Obaama?

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How some can say some of the sillies things...LMAO

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How to get to the market and back. The pantry is empty the car is broke down. A cab is too expensive. The bus takes too long. It is too far to walk and carry. And the temp. is close to 100. Steamed like a crab this morning. Grrr.
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Debra27 wrote:
posting in the evening seems less contentious
Tribes.

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Many things!

“This is how I see you”

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Cheeto's!

“n stuff..”

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Mister_ E wrote:
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Run modernhippie..
He's a pervert out to hurt you...
He's got a history of it..trust me
RUN!!!!
lol.... Ive never found you more attractive Sweet MrE..
:)

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How something that was sitting on my desk yesterday can just disappear.

“It's a secret”

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reebie wrote:
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lol.... Ive never found you more attractive Sweet MrE..
:)
why thank you kind lady...I've always appreciate and admired you too..

..........

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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reebie wrote:
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lol.... Ive never found you more attractive Sweet MrE..
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Hey Sistah, Reebs! XXXOOO

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Mister_ E wrote:
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why thank you kind lady...I've always appreciate and admired you too..
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Neighbor!! I need to mow my lawn! LOL!

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Hippichick wrote:
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Neighbor!! I need to mow my lawn! LOL!
I'll be right over..I can do it for you..take the week off..

Hi Hippi!!

<waves as he pulls up on his mower>

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

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Mister_ E wrote:
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I'll be right over..I can do it for you..take the week off..
Hi Hippi!!
<waves as he pulls up on his mower>
Aww! You're so sweet! I'll have a cold one waiting for ya when you're done! Best neighbor ever!!

“n stuff..”

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Mister_ E wrote:
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why thank you kind lady...I've always appreciate and admired you too..
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blush
xo

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Hippichick wrote:
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Aww! You're so sweet! I'll have a cold one waiting for ya when you're done! Best neighbor ever!!
If you can talk him into taking his shirt off, Ill provide the beer

:)

wassup sistah...xoxo

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