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“People will think I'm crazy”

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Opening Line, Will you Cheat on your husband ,



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Will You hold Still while I Do,...??

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#5226
Jun 25, 2013
 
Another beer.

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ShadyBits wrote:
I slipped & fell. I think I brokeded my butt... it's cracked. There was not enough padding to make it not hurt.:(
I still have a pain in the azz too.
Not sure what happened, but it might be cracked too.
I'm embarrassed to go to the Dr and have it looked at.
"Doc, I have a pain in the azz and think it might be cracked."
Maybe I was drinking and fell and don't remember, which makes it even worse. Arthritis? Or, maybe it's related to my DVT (blood clot)in that leg?
It's been over a month or so now.

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and totally harmless

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#5228
Jun 25, 2013
 
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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lol
I'm not kidding.
I was thinking of kinds of nuts, but was going to go with 'walnut'.
That's so normal--I aim for exotic....LOL

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Big Time wrote:
Opening Line, Will you Cheat on your husband ,
No,
Will You hold Still while I Do,...??
Good opening line. We need to write this whole thing up and submit it to The Learning Channel. After all, they're the ones that brought us Toddlers and Tiaras and everyone's favorite Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!

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Jun 25, 2013
 
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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I still have a pain in the azz too.
Not sure what happened, but it might be cracked too.
I'm embarrassed to go to the Dr and have it looked at.
"Doc, I have a pain in the azz and think it might be cracked."
Maybe I was drinking and fell and don't remember, which makes it even worse. Arthritis? Or, maybe it's related to my DVT (blood clot)in that leg?
It's been over a month or so now.
get yo cracked azz to the doc!!! blood clots skeer hell outta me!

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just_ola wrote:
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get yo cracked azz to the doc!!! blood clots skeer hell outta me!
I know you're right, thanks for the concern.
It's very hard to get me to the Dr though.
There's no ultrasound machine here, so would have to go somewhere for that. I don't want to hear any wise comments from the X-ray technician either. Even explaining it to the receptionist girl, well. lol
Isn't Topix Great!

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
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I know you're right, thanks for the concern.
It's very hard to get me to the Dr though.
There's no ultrasound machine here, so would have to go somewhere for that. I don't want to hear any wise comments from the X-ray technician either. Even explaining it to the receptionist girl, well. lol
Isn't Topix Great!
Yes, it's none of my business! Yet you know you should go! From your posts, you've always struck me here as the kind of guy that has ppl who care about you!

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
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I know you're right, thanks for the concern.
It's very hard to get me to the Dr though.
There's no ultrasound machine here, so would have to go somewhere for that. I don't want to hear any wise comments from the X-ray technician either. Even explaining it to the receptionist girl, well. lol
Isn't Topix Great!
I know how you feel... who wants to go to the doctor and explain umm.... my butt hurts. LOL.

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Chilli J wrote:
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Yes, it's none of my business! Yet you know you should go! From your posts, you've always struck me here as the kind of guy that has ppl who care about you!
I appreciate the thoughts, Chilli.
Is topix reality? I think so, in many ways. It's nice to feel like others care about you, thanks.
Next time we're at one of the bars, I'll buy you a drink.
I should go. Maybe if I put my mind to it, I can think of a less embarrassing reason to tell the receptionist girl that I'd like to talk to a Dr?(other than I'd like to have my butt looked at-lol)
On the other hand, what if a bone is cracked?
Can they put a cast on it? I see problems with that.
What about a sling?
lol

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wow... go man... the alternative sucks

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Yeah Fisherman!!

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
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I still have a pain in the azz too.
Not sure what happened, but it might be cracked too.
I'm embarrassed to go to the Dr and have it looked at.
"Doc, I have a pain in the azz and think it might be cracked."
Maybe I was drinking and fell and don't remember, which makes it even worse. Arthritis? Or, maybe it's related to my DVT (blood clot)in that leg?
It's been over a month or so now.
OMG!! Fisherman are you serious?! You need to go. My grandma died because of complications due to a blood clot, that isn't anything to mess around with. Get your a$$ to the doctor!! Believe me, they see it all.

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That tabule sure was good. I shoulda brought more!

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
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I appreciate the thoughts, Chilli.
Is topix reality? I think so, in many ways. It's nice to feel like others care about you, thanks.
Next time we're at one of the bars, I'll buy you a drink.
I should go. Maybe if I put my mind to it, I can think of a less embarrassing reason to tell the receptionist girl that I'd like to talk to a Dr?(other than I'd like to have my butt looked at-lol)
On the other hand, what if a bone is cracked?
Can they put a cast on it? I see problems with that.
What about a sling?
lol
Even if they can't put a cast on that they can rule out if it's a blood clot or not. Fisherman, just be honest with the receptionist, you don't have to tell her you were drinking, just tell her you fell. If it is cracked I'm sure they can tell you what to do and what not to do so that it heals faster.

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Big Time wrote:
Tell Oki to think about it when he replies in Milk thread,... He already thinks I'm some kind of a nut anyway,...

okimar wrote:
<quoted text> If you say so.... Don't NOBODY around here handle no snakes. Alive......


Told Ya,...




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Big Time wrote:
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Urlacher, Urlacher... that's what I think. Go, Bears!

What am I thinking? When I see Clown Detector's avatar I think about the time when my dad made us (me & D) watch Poltergeist and after the movie he excused himself to the rest room...and hid under our bed. He dragged me under it like he was the clown from the movie.... scared the shyte outta me.

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Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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Even if they can't put a cast on that they can rule out if it's a blood clot or not. Fisherman, just be honest with the receptionist, you don't have to tell her you were drinking, just tell her you fell. If it is cracked I'm sure they can tell you what to do and what not to do so that it heals faster.
Hi Trina.
OK, maybe tomorrow I'll call.
Thanks for the concern.

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What would Barney Fife do with his 1 bullet?

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ItDoesGetBetter wrote:
What would Barney Fife do with his 1 bullet?
Would he euthanize Hong Kong Phooey?

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