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Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#140227 May 19, 2014
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Hello mate,alls well here thanks plodding on like you do.So to hear about your health problems,it's always the same you get one thing then another turns up,so hope your on the mend now mate.
You must be thinking of Tony ,he's just getting over cancer but seems well on the mend,got the all clear.he's even gone back teaching sailing and so on.
It's been pretty warm where I live on the South Coast,the county of Sussex,Tony lives about hundred fifty miles along the coast from me,not sure which county whether Dorset or Devon he's from,either way he's near water,lol..
Hope alls well with your kin and get better soon..
Hi Krypt ...... good to see you again ..... sorry to hear about Tony's problems.

IW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#140228 May 19, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>No you shouldn't have.....it's a jungle ...it's a jungle I say !!! Simplebeatles met a computerman going to the fair...said Simplebeatles to the computerman "Is it possible to repair?"...said the computerman to Simplebeatles "You are rather stupid,but come over here...give me oodles of money and don't tear out your hair" .........sound about right?
Oh, sorry to hear about your misfortune ... but, as they say, better you than me.
Consider yourself lucky ..... do you know that 100% of the people who eat mashed potatoes die ?

IW

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#140229 May 19, 2014
Jeffrey wrote:
<quoted text> What ?
IW
....H-E-L-L-O

DTW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#140230 May 19, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>....H-E-L-L-O
DTW
I can't hear you.

IW

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#140231 May 19, 2014
Jeffrey wrote:
<quoted text> I can't hear you.
IW
Clean the chicken poop out of your ears.....

DTW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#140232 May 19, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>Clean the chicken poop out of your ears.....
DTW
You know what, honey ?
When I was a kid, we had chickens in the back yard,
i used to feed the chickens
My favorite chicken was Constance
When I fed the chickens, I always made sure that Constance got more than the rest.
Constance became big and plump
One Sunday, I couldn't find Constance
When I came in the house for Sunday dinner, I asked if anyone had seen Constance
My two devious brothers smiled at me and looked at the chicken roast upon the table
I looked down and filled up with tears and went upstairs and cried my eyes out
I never ate chicken again for many years.

IW

Spirit67_
Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#140233 May 19, 2014
Can someone hold me...I feel needy!

Thank you!

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#140234 May 19, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
Can someone hold me...I feel needy!
Thank you!
Uh...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba3e1c7e52a1274519...

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#140235 May 19, 2014
Jeffrey wrote:
<quoted text> You know what, honey ?
When I was a kid, we had chickens in the back yard,
i used to feed the chickens
My favorite chicken was Constance
When I fed the chickens, I always made sure that Constance got more than the rest.
Constance became big and plump
One Sunday, I couldn't find Constance
When I came in the house for Sunday dinner, I asked if anyone had seen Constance
My two devious brothers smiled at me and looked at the chicken roast upon the table
I looked down and filled up with tears and went upstairs and cried my eyes out
I never ate chicken again for many years.
IW
Oh dear.....

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#140236 May 19, 2014
Jeffrey wrote:
<quoted text> You know what, honey ?
When I was a kid, we had chickens in the back yard,
i used to feed the chickens
My favorite chicken was Constance
When I fed the chickens, I always made sure that Constance got more than the rest.
Constance became big and plump
One Sunday, I couldn't find Constance
When I came in the house for Sunday dinner, I asked if anyone had seen Constance
My two devious brothers smiled at me and looked at the chicken roast upon the table
I looked down and filled up with tears and went upstairs and cried my eyes out
I never ate chicken again for many years.
IW
Things like that does something to a kid...
We once got those pretty Easter colored chicken...All had died except one..My older sister's...
When it got big,,,yes we had it for dinner...

We raised our own chicken and every Sunday we knew what we would have...
Chicken and gravy...

I remember one time my step-mother was cooking something in a pot..
I asked her where was Rainbow..that was our cat
She didn't know...I asked what was she cooking.
She said a squirrel and she lifted the lid of the pot to show me..
I tip toe to look and I thought she was cooking our cat...
I tell you it sure look like our cat but it wasn't..Thank God

Boy,what kids think of and remember later in life...

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#140237 May 20, 2014
Krypteia wrote:
Been a long while,IW..
and you're just as handsome as you use to be...=)... iw ...
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#140238 May 20, 2014
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
and you're just as handsome as you use to be...=)... iw ...
Three timer..... sob
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#140239 May 20, 2014
just_ola wrote:
<quoted text>
and you're just as handsome as you use to be...=)... iw ...
Well thank you.xxxxx
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#140240 May 20, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Three timer..... sob
Well you can't blame her she's only human and I am pretty spectacular..
beatlesinthebog

Upper Hutt, New Zealand

#140241 May 20, 2014
Krypteia wrote:
<quoted text>Well you can't blame her she's only human and I am pretty spectacular..
Is that with or without the Michael Jackson get up ?
Krypteia

Brighton, UK

#140242 May 20, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Is that with or without the Michael Jackson get up ?
lol....if I get the trousers really tight I can do his voice as well..

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#140243 May 20, 2014
Just stopping in for the WIN!!!!

DW!!!

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#140244 May 20, 2014
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Is that with or without the Michael Jackson get up ?
Hi Beatle. Just the other day they had Michael Jackson not just come out of retirement to do a song and dance but had him come back from the dead to perform. What's next,....hum maybe Elvis?

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#140245 May 20, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
HELLO OUT THERE....can you hear me now????
DTW
Hi HMY, good to see you (and hear you). About that "DTW" however,...while it does sound good to hear your voice, it might sound oh so much better with "IW".

“Power to the people”

Level 8

Since: Jul 10

Once was Top Secret

#140246 May 20, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i'm back i win haaha ... iw ...
Hi Mike, I hope that your day is going very well. Here's a nice song for you to kick back and have a nice cold one.

(Heads into the Clubhouse's GMGMIKE'S Bar and Grill and get's a tray of drinks for those currently on the path where it goes by the Clubhouse, and ask for the next song to be played on the path's outdoor speaker system.)

Brings everyone a nice cold drink.

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