Last Post Wins!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#129584 Mar 25, 2013
Bus Driver wrote:
Hi everyone. Good morning to you.
I'm in the lead. Now for a quick run over to the Clubhouse for breakfast and then a day of driving Newbies trainees around to all the training sites and the scenic locatiobs that are here.
Maybe I can leave some of the trainees at the Hot Spring today by "accident".
You can drop ME off at the Hot Springs!!! 31 wind chill 25...so much for spring break!!!... iw ...

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#129585 Mar 25, 2013
I'm dancing and winning in the SNOW !!

GTW ... always the winner :)
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#129587 Mar 25, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Good idea...although it's not a pretty picture you portray!
some of your viagra .. cookoo.
IW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#129588 Mar 25, 2013
Blackkitty wrote:
Afternoon from cold, dreary Ireland everyone!:)
.. hello, me moother came from Ireland many moons ago.
The St. Patrick's Day Parade in South Boston was something to behold .. too bad you couldn't be there.

IW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#129589 Mar 25, 2013

Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?"

Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin Pig, and ten we can tell them apart."

"Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.

This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Fookin Pig has chewed the ear off my Fookin Pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin pig.?"

"Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig. Ten we'll ave two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear".

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.

Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your fookin pig has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two fookin pigs with no fookin ears!!!. How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"

"Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. " I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut de tail offa my fookin pig. Den we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin ears and only one fookin tail."

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.

Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more. "PADDY," shouted Paddy, "YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN TAILS!!!!!!!!!! HOW DE FOOK ARE WE GONNA FOOKIN TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ah, Fook it" says Paddy, "how's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one"

Level 5

Since: Mar 13

Location hidden

#129590 Mar 25, 2013
Last Post wins

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#129591 Mar 25, 2013
Love it, Jeffrey...sounds just like you & Mike =)))... iw ...
Bus Driver

Marietta, GA

#129592 Mar 25, 2013
Bus Driver wrote:
Hi everyone. Good morning to you.
I'm in the lead. Now for a quick run over to the Clubhouse for breakfast and then a day of driving Newbies trainees around to all the training sites and the scenic locatiobs that are here.
Maybe I can leave some of the trainees at the Hot Spring today by "accident".
BD leaving the bar in the Clubhouse. Sees CA.)

BD: Hi CA

CA: Hi BD, looks like you're heading the wrong way, days over, time to head into the bar.

BD: Weell CA, I've forgot some Newbies training over at the Hot Spring.

CA: Sure BD,(Gives BD a knowing wink!)

“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#129594 Mar 25, 2013
okay I will take this off your hands..have a good one..:O)

“It's all in the mind”

Level 8

Since: Aug 12

Looneyville, TX

#129595 Mar 25, 2013
Taking the win for 20
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#129597 Mar 25, 2013
just_ola wrote:
Love it, Jeffrey...sounds just like you & Mike =)))... iw ...
I resemble that remark !
IW

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#129598 Mar 25, 2013
Hello Jeffrey..How are your feet? Can we go dancing now?

DTW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#129600 Mar 25, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Hello Jeffrey..How are your feet? Can we go dancing now?
DTW
This is so sudden, honey .. can you wait until I put my dancing shoes on ?
"Dancing In The Moonlight"

IW

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#129601 Mar 25, 2013
Under the moonlight is where I want to be...DTW
Jeffrey

Malden, MA

#129602 Mar 25, 2013
I'll be riding on a moonbeam, if you're looking for me.

IW

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

"Always On The Go "

#129603 Mar 26, 2013
Morning all ...

Jeffrey if you are riding on a moonbeam , you must be part of the Ghost Team . Lol

Ghost Team winning today.!

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#129604 Mar 26, 2013
Winning
Bus Driver

Marietta, GA

#129605 Mar 26, 2013
Good morning everyone. Also a good morning to the Newbies Trainees. OK Newbies time to get on the bus. What!!!!!.....You needed more time to sleep and eat? Well if you are going to compete, you got to get up mighty early to try to get ahead of the Ghost Team, the Dream Team and the TTTTi's, as well as the Indies, Barney and Silas, etc. Now grab a seat on the training bus and we are off to the in the field First-Aid class this morning.

“look up and laugh”

Level 9

Since: Jun 08

guess, where

#129606 Mar 26, 2013
winner

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#129607 Mar 26, 2013
Good Morning.It's always good to stop by and check on friends.Hope all are well today.

DTW

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