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beatlesinthebog

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Mar 25, 2013
 

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GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... i have an old brownie that still works ... iw ...
with or without viagra?
Jeffrey

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Mar 25, 2013
 

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beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>with or without viagra?
... why don't you give him some of yours ?

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Jeffrey

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Mar 25, 2013
 

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Good Morning everybody ..... I'm off to see the foot doctor.
Mike, is the Toe Truck warmed up ?

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#129581
Mar 25, 2013
 
Jeffrey wrote:
<quoted text> ... why don't you give him some of yours ?
IW
Good idea...although it's not a pretty picture you portray!

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#129582
Mar 25, 2013
 
Jeffrey wrote:
Good Morning everybody ..... I'm off to see the foot doctor.
Mike, is the Toe Truck warmed up ?
IW
Good Morning Jeffrey.Hope your visit is a good one.

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Mar 25, 2013
 
Jeffrey wrote:
<quoted text> it's plain to see that Skipper is back, and he's got all you dreamers under his spell again .... poor things.
IW
It's always a pleasure to have Skipper around.

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and the livin' is easy...

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Mar 25, 2013
 
Bus Driver wrote:
Hi everyone. Good morning to you.
I'm in the lead. Now for a quick run over to the Clubhouse for breakfast and then a day of driving Newbies trainees around to all the training sites and the scenic locatiobs that are here.
Maybe I can leave some of the trainees at the Hot Spring today by "accident".
You can drop ME off at the Hot Springs!!! 31 wind chill 25...so much for spring break!!!... iw ...

“Colorful Beyond Words”

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"True Love Never Ends "

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#129585
Mar 25, 2013
 
I'm dancing and winning in the SNOW !!

GTW ... always the winner :)
Jeffrey

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Mar 25, 2013
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Good idea...although it's not a pretty picture you portray!
some of your viagra .. cookoo.
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Jeffrey

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Mar 25, 2013
 

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Blackkitty wrote:
Afternoon from cold, dreary Ireland everyone!:)
.. hello, me moother came from Ireland many moons ago.
The St. Patrick's Day Parade in South Boston was something to behold .. too bad you couldn't be there.

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Mar 25, 2013
 

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Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig. When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?"

Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin Pig, and ten we can tell them apart."

"Ah, dat id be grand," says Paddy.

This worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy stormed into the house. "Paddy" he said, "Your Fookin Pig has chewed the ear off my Fookin Pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with one ear each. How are we going to tell who owns which fookin pig.?"

"Well Paddy," says Paddy,"I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig. Ten we'll ave two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear".

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.

Again, this worked fine until a couple of weeks later, when Paddy again stormed into the house. "Paddy", he said, "Your fookin pig has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig!!!." "Now, we got two fookin pigs with no fookin ears!!!. How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"

"Ah, dis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy. " I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll cut de tail offa my fookin pig. Den we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin ears and only one fookin tail."

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.

Another couple of weeks went by and..........you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more. "PADDY," shouted Paddy, "YOUR FOOKIN PIG HAS CHEWED THE FOOKIN TAIL OFFA MY FOOKIN PIG, AND NOW WE GOT TWO FOOKIN PIGS WITH NO FOOKIN EARS AND NO FOOKIN TAILS!!!!!!!!!! HOW DE FOOK ARE WE GONNA FOOKIN TELL 'EM APART!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ah, Fook it" says Paddy, "how's about you have the black one, and I'll have the white one"

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Mar 25, 2013
 
Last Post wins

“Summertime ”

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and the livin' is easy...

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#129591
Mar 25, 2013
 
Love it, Jeffrey...sounds just like you & Mike =)))... iw ...
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Mar 25, 2013
 
Bus Driver wrote:
Hi everyone. Good morning to you.
I'm in the lead. Now for a quick run over to the Clubhouse for breakfast and then a day of driving Newbies trainees around to all the training sites and the scenic locatiobs that are here.
Maybe I can leave some of the trainees at the Hot Spring today by "accident".
BD leaving the bar in the Clubhouse. Sees CA.)

BD: Hi CA

CA: Hi BD, looks like you're heading the wrong way, days over, time to head into the bar.

BD: Weell CA, I've forgot some Newbies training over at the Hot Spring.

CA: Sure BD,(Gives BD a knowing wink!)

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Smile and Shine..

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#129594
Mar 25, 2013
 
okay I will take this off your hands..have a good one..:O)

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#129595
Mar 25, 2013
 
Taking the win for 20
Jeffrey

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Mar 25, 2013
 
just_ola wrote:
Love it, Jeffrey...sounds just like you & Mike =)))... iw ...
I resemble that remark !
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#129598
Mar 25, 2013
 
Hello Jeffrey..How are your feet? Can we go dancing now?

DTW
Jeffrey

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#129600
Mar 25, 2013
 
honeymylove wrote:
Hello Jeffrey..How are your feet? Can we go dancing now?
DTW
This is so sudden, honey .. can you wait until I put my dancing shoes on ?
"Dancing In The Moonlight"

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Mar 25, 2013
 
Under the moonlight is where I want to be...DTW

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