"Swiss Cheese Pervert" Arrest

"Swiss Cheese Pervert" Arrest

There are 53 comments on the NBC Chicago story from Jan 16, 2014, titled "Swiss Cheese Pervert" Arrest. In it, NBC Chicago reports that:

Police say they have arrested the so-called "Swiss Cheese Pervert," the man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition women in the Philadelphia area.

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Since: Aug 08

Fort Myers, FL

#21 Jan 20, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
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OK, understood, but at what cost? At least use the generics stuff instead of the real French brie.
... money is no problem when nailing a nice french brie ... wee wee ...

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#22 Jan 21, 2014
Mama Cass Eloitt wrote:
<quoted text>
Heck, I would have grabbed that thing and threw it between a nice big Italian bread along with some ham!!!!
I think you're overestimating the size of said member... Maybe on a cracker?

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#23 Jan 21, 2014
Eu gosto "O Casa de Quejo" ao lado O rua de Estela Branco?" norte de Sao Paulo.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#24 Jan 21, 2014
Temos muitos 'casas de queijo' aqui em Sao Paulo. Acho que voce queria dizer a avenida Castelo Branco?

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#25 Jan 21, 2014
Obrigado! o meu amigo! Castelo Branco! O meu apartamento foi o cidade de Alphaville ao lado Jandira. Eu tive trabalho em Itu. Eu gusto muito Campinas. Bom dia com voce!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#26 Jan 21, 2014
Caipiririhas:
One is great!
Two, you speak Portuguese.
Three, tu es fodido!
Fletch

Huntington, NY

#27 Jan 21, 2014
F---in Taco.

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#28 Jan 21, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
Temos muitos 'casas de queijo' aqui em Sao Paulo. Acho que voce queria dizer a avenida Castelo Branco?
... please press one for english ...

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#29 Jan 22, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Obrigado! o meu amigo! Castelo Branco! O meu apartamento foi o cidade de Alphaville ao lado Jandira. Eu tive trabalho em Itu. Eu gusto muito Campinas. Bom dia com voce!
Good to know Hillbilly! I like Itu too, it's a nice little city. I visit our sales office in Campinas quite often, it's on Rod. Dom Pedro, just outside of downtown.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#30 Jan 22, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... please press one for english ...
I did that once and it switched to Cockney. I had ZERO idea what I was being told and had to hang up the phone.
Chrobry

Philadelphia, PA

#31 Jan 22, 2014
In Philadelphia when a suspect is arrested, he or she receives a cheese sandwich & a bottle of water ever 8 hours. His first sandwich should have been made with the Swiss cheese subjected to his "pubic selfie." It's a shame to put good food to waste....
Chrobry

Philadelphia, PA

#32 Jan 22, 2014
In Philadelphia, when a suspect is arrested, he or she receives a cheese sandwich & a bottle of water every 8 hours. His first sandwich should have been made with the Swiss cheese subjected to his "pubic selfie." It's a shame to put good food to waste....

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#33 Jan 23, 2014
Bowling in the Mall in Campinas.....and having a beer tap on our table!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#34 Jan 23, 2014
Ha! I'm not the only person trying to get a message across....Topix is so slow that we duplicate messages!

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#35 Jan 23, 2014
Uh Clem wrote:
<quoted text>
I did that once and it switched to Cockney. I had ZERO idea what I was being told and had to hang up the phone.
Wow, what a coincidence. As you can see by my photo, I am a mule. In fact, my 'member' is so large, it has it's own knee. I call it my cockney.

Sorry, and Yes, I will be leaving now...

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#36 Jan 23, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Bowling in the Mall in Campinas.....and having a beer tap on our table!
You're talking about Shopping Dom Pedro in Campinas - that's right next door to the business complex where we have our regional office. I'm there quite often - I eat at the Dom Pedro shopping center every time I visit. Small world!

“"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin!"”

Level 1

Since: Sep 06

Thompson's Station, Tn

#37 Jan 23, 2014
Gosh! trying to take a leak in my toilet this morning! The water is so cold!
Nadsicles

Huntington, NY

#38 Jan 23, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Gosh! trying to take a leak in my toilet this morning! The water is so cold!
Remove the slab of cheese before you go!!!!!

8-|

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#39 Jan 23, 2014
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
Gosh! trying to take a leak in my toilet this morning! The water is so cold!
Lol - deep too.
Holotta Wytrache

Toledo, OH

#40 Jan 23, 2014
Chrobry wrote:
In Philadelphia, when a suspect is arrested, he or she receives a cheese sandwich & a bottle of water every 8 hours. His first sandwich should have been made with the Swiss cheese subjected to his "pubic selfie." It's a shame to put good food to waste....
Shut up, you dumb polak.

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