"Swiss Cheese Pervert" Arrest

"Swiss Cheese Pervert" Arrest

There are 53 comments on the NBC Chicago story from Jan 16, 2014, titled "Swiss Cheese Pervert" Arrest. In it, NBC Chicago reports that:

Police say they have arrested the so-called "Swiss Cheese Pervert," the man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition women in the Philadelphia area.

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Launch Officer

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Jan 16, 2014
As defense attorney I will have to admit that my client's version of events is full of holes.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#2 Jan 17, 2014
Wow, first thing that comes to mind when I read "Swiss Cheese Pervert" is something entirely different. And ewwww by the way...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#3 Jan 17, 2014
I can hang two slabs of unsliced swiss cheese off mine!!!!

8-)
Say cheese

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Jan 17, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
Wow, first thing that comes to mind when I read "Swiss Cheese Pervert" is something entirely different. And ewwww by the way...
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4644508416/hBD62...
Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#5 Jan 17, 2014
He's not a true Italian,Otherwise he'd have used Provolone from south Philly.!((if he had pulled his s$%^& in south Philly,he'd never make it out alive)
Jeeesus Sheeeria

Philadelphia, PA

#6 Jan 17, 2014
DILF wrote:
I can hang two slabs of unsliced swiss cheese off mine!!!!
8-)
And here I always thought that "Cheesehead" meant a (WI?) sports fan.

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#7 Jan 17, 2014
Lmao. He got his own new and improved Chicago style "Philly cheesesteak sandwich" huh! Eww.
The Chi town chessy tubesteak sandwich! ;) tehehe

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#8 Jan 17, 2014
Makes you wonder about nacho cheese......
Holotta Wytrache

Toledo, OH

#9 Jan 17, 2014
Typical pale slavic or irish white trash from the northeast.

A stupid, drunken mummer. Worthless blue collar pos
Roni

Europe

#10 Jan 18, 2014
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Parden Pard

Whitehall, PA

#11 Jan 18, 2014
Holotta Wytrache wrote:
Typical pale slavic or irish white trash from the northeast.
A stupid, drunken mummer. Worthless blue collar pos
EHHH,,,Hollota,,hezza gotta Talian name....who da dummy babalook,,??(Botta yous),!!!?
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#12 Jan 18, 2014
His Philadelphia area, you mean!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#13 Jan 18, 2014
It's in da hole!
Russ

Toledo, OH

#14 Jan 19, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
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EHHH,,,Hollota,,hezza gotta Talian name....who da dummy babalook,,??(Botta yous),!!!?
Yeoooo bro, how 'bout 'dem Flaaars? Beat doze Devils, Doot!

Since: Aug 08

Fort Myers, FL

#15 Jan 19, 2014
... i found a nice gooy brie warm works great all by its self ...

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#16 Jan 20, 2014
GMGMIKE wrote:
... i found a nice gooy brie warm works great all by its self ...
OK, understood, but at what cost? At least use the generics stuff instead of the real French brie.
The Flashee

Huntington, NY

#17 Jan 20, 2014
Great, so now his member smells like his feet.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#18 Jan 20, 2014
The Flashee wrote:
Great, so now his member smells like his feet.
Well, congrats on the opportunity to smell his member.
Mama Cass Eloitt

Huntington, NY

#19 Jan 20, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
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Well, congrats on the opportunity to smell his member.
Heck, I would have grabbed that thing and threw it between a nice big Italian bread along with some ham!!!!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Chicago, IL

#20 Jan 20, 2014
Cheese it! Da cops!

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