Flying Deer Hits Virginia Jogger

Dec 10, 2013 Full story: 99.3 the FOX 18

We're guessing the chances of this happening rank somewhere between one in a million and one in a gazillion: Krystine Rivera was jogging in northern Virginia around 6pm on Thursday when the 27-year-old was hit by a ... flying deer.

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#1 Dec 10, 2013
Yes Virginia, there is a flying deer.
Paris Hilton

Medford, NY

#2 Dec 10, 2013
OMG, I'm never gonna jog in Virginia!!!!

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Indianapolis, IN

#3 Dec 10, 2013
Man those things are hard to wipe off the windshield, too. The gas station squeegee just isn't enough.

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#4 Dec 10, 2013
I'll bet big bucks it was a little doe.

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#5 Dec 10, 2013
Rudolph? Donner? Dancer?

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#6 Dec 10, 2013
Bama Yankee wrote:
Rudolph? Donner? Dancer?
It's Christmas, people are surprised by this?

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#7 Dec 10, 2013
How come Santa isn't keeping a better eye on these reindeer games they play? Better phone him up at the North Pole....

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#8 Dec 11, 2013
Reindeer Gone Wild! The deer was not wearing a bra or panties.
Orca Winfrey

Medford, NY

#9 Dec 11, 2013
This is why I don't jog.

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#10 Dec 11, 2013
Orca Winfrey wrote:
This is why I don't jog.
If it was cooked and a couple miles up the road, you'd be like Jesse Owens trying to get to it.
Paris Hilton

Medford, NY

#11 Dec 11, 2013
I've heard about it raining cats and dogs, but deer??? Never heard of it.

Is thia a global warming thingy?

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#12 Dec 11, 2013
One of those Christmas stories.

Do occasionally hear of people being run over by sleds in Austria & Hungary.

Having both happen @ the same time would be the real deal though.

Have a nice day: Ag

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#13 Dec 11, 2013
It's true, there is plenty of evidence that deer and moose can fly.

1. Energy company has identified the cause of apower outage as "deer with wings."
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread717...

2.Deer on power pole
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poledeer...

3. How do you get a live moose 50 feet in the air?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoos...

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#14 Dec 11, 2013
Paris Hilton wrote:
I've heard about it raining cats and dogs, but deer??? Never heard of it.
Is thia a global warming thingy?
Careful, don't step in a poodle.=Yuck Yuck=

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#15 Dec 12, 2013
Everyone is dying to know, but afraid to ask. Did she get hit, right in the vag?
Trout Smell

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#16 Dec 12, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Everyone is dying to know, but afraid to ask. Did she get hit, right in the vag?
For the deers sake, I hope not.

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#17 Dec 16, 2013
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
It's true, there is plenty of evidence that deer and moose can fly.
1. Energy company has identified the cause of apower outage as "deer with wings."
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread717...
2.Deer on power pole
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poledeer...
3. How do you get a live moose 50 feet in the air?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/poormoos...
Another moose vid of interest:

White stripes & Electric 6... "Danger High voltage".

It seems appropriate.

Have a nice day: Ag

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#18 Dec 16, 2013
Adrian Godsafe MSc wrote:
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Another moose vid of interest:
White stripes & Electric 6... "Danger High voltage".
It seems appropriate.
Have a nice day: Ag
http://youtu.be/0eIvJAlwAAY
That was quite,

uh,

unique.

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