“stand up and be counted”

Level 5

Since: Apr 07

Doncaster.S.Yorkshire. England

#43 Oct 7, 2009
Mexican Hillbilly wrote:
I normally go downtown and use the night deposit at the sperm bank.
Yeah. I'd probably have time to get there too.
john

Montréal, Canada

#45 Jul 11, 2012
you'll need to discipline your son.
let him know that his hand is not a vagina.
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#46 Jul 11, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
According to Dr. Ruth, masturbating is good for you! I don't know what makes her an expert, but it sounded good at the time! I usually get off once or twice a day while I post on Topix truthfully.
TMI chubby

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#47 Jul 11, 2012
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>TMI chubby
Wow. Altering a post from 3 years ago? Are you that bored?

“Just the facts maam”

Level 2

Since: Mar 09

Earth

#48 Jul 11, 2012
Give him some pointers and leave him to his work.
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#49 Jul 11, 2012
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>TMI chubby
...hey HF...nice to see you around...how far are you from Asheville...witnessed the Brown Mountain lights there once...
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#50 Jul 11, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow. Altering a post from 3 years ago? Are you that bored?
You posted it and I simply read it O'large one. Big hugs and bubbles~

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#51 Jul 11, 2012
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>You posted it and I simply read it O'large one. Big hugs and bubbles~
Nope! Try again loser! I saw my original post. Anyone can see my original post. Again, are you that bored? And you calling me "O'large one" is laughable!
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#52 Jul 11, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...hey HF...nice to see you around...how far are you from Asheville...witnessed the Brown Mountain lights there once...
Hey there friend. Asheville is several hundred miles to the east of us I believe, in western NC. We happily live right on the water in New Bern on the Neuse river.
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#53 Jul 11, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Nope! Try again loser! I saw my original post. Anyone can see my original post. Again, are you that bored? And you calling me "O'large one" is laughable!
"YOU" are the one who posted about wack'in off RIGHT. Now 3 years later you probably wish you had not made the post for all to see.
You are always good for a laugh, though large you are very easy to maneuver.......

Level 8

Since: Sep 08

I See A Rainbow!

#54 Jul 11, 2012
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Hey there friend. Asheville is several hundred miles to the east of us I believe, in western NC. We happily live right on the water in New Bern on the Neuse river.
Remind me NOT to go there...What the heck is wrong with you,?? Do you think you are funny??? I find NO Humor what you did to my friend Hippi Chick!!Get a life!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#55 Jul 11, 2012
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>"YOU" are the one who posted about wack'in off RIGHT. Now 3 years later you probably wish you had not made the post for all to see.
You are always good for a laugh, though large you are very easy to maneuver.......
God you're dense! Here's MY original post without the part that YOU added:

Hippichick
“The new Hippi 7-1-12”

Level 8
Since: Aug 08
18,080

Don't harsh my mellow, man!
Reply »|Report Abuse|Judge it!|#6Oct 2, 2009

According to Dr. Ruth, masturbating is good for you! I don't know what makes her an expert, but it sounded good at the time!

Now admit it, YOU added the last part. Wait, you won't admit to anything, you're just not man enough. And BTW, I've lost 35 lbs recently so you fat jokes are getting very stale.

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#56 Jul 11, 2012
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> Remind me NOT to go there...What the heck is wrong with you,?? Do you think you are funny??? I find NO Humor what you did to my friend Hippi Chick!!Get a life!
Naughty and Nasty...
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#57 Jul 11, 2012
Lifelover wrote:
<quoted text> Remind me NOT to go there...What the heck is wrong with you,?? Do you think you are funny??? I find NO Humor what you did to my friend Hippi Chick!!Get a life!
Get a life you say. I have a very nice one thankyou and actually want for nothing truthfully. Your overweight cyber friend pulled the wrong chain about 2 years ago and I frankly don't make a habit of forgetting things and/or people I don't like.
Understand?
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#58 Jul 11, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
God you're dense! Here's MY original post without the part that YOU added:
Hippichick
“The new Hippi 7-1-12”
Level 8
Since: Aug 08
18,080
Don't harsh my mellow, man!
Reply »|Report Abuse|Judge it!|#6Oct 2, 2009
According to Dr. Ruth, masturbating is good for you! I don't know what makes her an expert, but it sounded good at the time!
Now admit it, YOU added the last part. Wait, you won't admit to anything, you're just not man enough. And BTW, I've lost 35 lbs recently so you fat jokes are getting very stale.
35 down and 65 to go. CONGRATS!!!!
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#59 Jul 11, 2012
Harrison Freebird wrote:
<quoted text>Hey there friend. Asheville is several hundred miles to the east of us I believe, in western NC. We happily live right on the water in New Bern on the Neuse river.
...sounds so nice...I know you are enjoying it...
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#60 Jul 11, 2012
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
God you're dense! Here's MY original post without the part that YOU added:
Hippichick
“The new Hippi 7-1-12”
Level 8
Since: Aug 08
18,080
Don't harsh my mellow, man!
Reply »|Report Abuse|Judge it!|#6Oct 2, 2009
According to Dr. Ruth, masturbating is good for you! I don't know what makes her an expert, but it sounded good at the time!
Now admit it, YOU added the last part. Wait, you won't admit to anything, you're just not man enough. And BTW, I've lost 35 lbs recently so you fat jokes are getting very stale.
...congrats on losing the 35 pounds...is Dr. Ruth your family doctor?...I can't imagine my doctor telling me that...I would have felt so uncomfortable...how did you lose weight?...hope dieting and not illness...
Harrison Freebird

New Bern, NC

#61 Jul 11, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...sounds so nice...I know you are enjoying it...
We could not be happier Rosa.....

Sam

United States

#62 Jul 11, 2012
I couldn't beat him so I joined him
:0)

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#63 Jul 11, 2012
Rosa wrote:
<quoted text>...congrats on losing the 35 pounds...is Dr. Ruth your family doctor?...I can't imagine my doctor telling me that...I would have felt so uncomfortable...how did you lose weight?...hope dieting and not illness...
Hahahaha! No Dr Ruth in my family!
I lost the weight by diet and exercise. I basically changed my eating habits and started walking every day. I feel much better, both physically and mentally. Thanks, Rosa. Have a nice evening!

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