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Mar 11, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger

Chinese river choked with pig carcasses

Full story: WTSP-TV Saint Petersburg

A surge in the dumping of dead pigs upstream from Shanghai - with more than 2,800 carcasses floating into the financial hub through Monday - has followed a police campaign to curb the illicit trade in sick pig parts.

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Some pigs.

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not another one ... damn price of pork rising like the tide
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Mar 11, 2013
 
I always said ,,Pigs don't fly,,,,,(and can't swim for sh1t either),,,,
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Mar 11, 2013
 
Something like this, most likely in China, Bangladesh, Pakistan or India, perhaps a bird flu variant, will in all probability give rise to the next pandemic.

Unless it happens in Africa or South America first.
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Mar 12, 2013
 
Steadman!!!!
Fire up the jet!!!! We are going to Shanghai to bob for pigs!!!!!

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy!!!! !!!!!!

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Mar 12, 2013
 
What were all of those Democrats doing in China to begin with?

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Orca Winfrey wrote:
Steadman!!!!
Fire up the jet!!!! We are going to Shanghai to bob for pigs!!!!!
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy!!!! !!!!!!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Ugh! And the river? They plan to render it dead?

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"Chinese river choked with pig carcasses"

Is this anything like Offbeat being choked with Canadian catcher's mitts?

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I think they are just trying to set the record for largest pot of won ton soup. After the pork soaks for several days, add large won ton noodles, scallions, stir well and season to taste....
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Mar 12, 2013
 
I don't care WHO you are, THAT's just funny.
Orca Winfrey wrote:
Steadman!!!!
Fire up the jet!!!! We are going to Shanghai to bob for pigs!!!!!
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyy!!!! !!!!!!
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Jane Abao wrote:
Ugh! And the river? They plan to render it dead?
No no no.....they plan to add carrots, potatos, celery, and some of that funky water chestnut stuff and then make soup!!!!
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Coming soon to theaters near YOU!
http://ww3.sinaimg.cn/large/767e4963tw1e2msnl...
LOVE CHINA DESTROY CCP

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Mar 12, 2013
 
Diseased pigs you say?

Pull them out and send them to the National Pigs Congress in Beijing!

But perhaps these are not pigs but CCP Cadres jumping into the river after realizing the regime is doomed and they will have to face justice?

Someone have a closer look.

Diseased Pigs or Chinese Communist Party Cadres?

Can YOU tell the difference?

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Sings... "way down upon a swinie river, far far away.... "
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Mar 13, 2013
 
Good thing there is so much garbage and toxic foam in the river you can barely see the dead pigs, eh?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Mar 13, 2013
 
Guerrilla Humorist wrote:
Something like this, most likely in China, Bangladesh, Pakistan or India, perhaps a bird flu variant, will in all probability give rise to the next pandemic.
Unless it happens in Africa or South America first.
Likely to originate in China: E.Asians & Chinese are predisposed to viral infections.

Pandemic transfer of virus from one species to another may pop up anywhere but in most cases such as the Hispano-Mexica swine flu of a few years ago it struck only a small part of the Hispano-Mexica population closely related to patient zero (a tax inspector). Resulted in a lot of useless Hispano-Mexica swine flu vaccination jabs for people genetically different to the Hispano-Mexica population.

Pandemic will pop up in an area predisposed to viral infection, but the population related to patient zero may not be there at the time.

This is the reason why the bulk of the human population is still alive, and no major pandemic has yet hit.

Look out in this case for an outbreak of the squitters & trots. Lots of dead pigs in Shanghai's water supply will cause lots of trouble which is probably why the lowlife food sector dumped all its condemned pig carcasses in that one river.

Probably a case of "crapping on the officials that get in your way".

Have a nice day: Ag

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Guerrilla Humorist wrote:
Album to listen to: Primus: "Pork soda".

Apparently Mr Bloomberg absolutely hates it.

Have a nice day: Ag

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Guerrilla Humorist wrote:
All I got was the Youtube logo and no buttons to push.

Got a bit boring waiting until the webpage expired.

Have a nice day: Ag

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