Are you a good cat owner?

Are you a good cat owner?

Created by DILF on Aug 7, 2013

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“Somewhere within...”

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#24 Aug 20, 2013
If I owned a cat, I know I would be (a good owner).

Got a handful of dogs at the present. No more pets!
:-D

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#25 Aug 20, 2013
I have 13 cats at the moment.
They are barn cats and stay in the ......you guessed it....the barn. They are well feed and taken care of to the best of my ability.

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#26 Aug 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
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lol....so.....what DO YOU dress up as?????
I tried a DILF costume, but the costume would only let me have fantastic sex with beautiful women. The Sponge Bob and Barney costumes worked ok though.

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#27 Aug 20, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>I tried a DILF costume, but the costume would only let me have fantastic sex with beautiful women. The Sponge Bob and Barney costumes worked ok though.
Chit!!!! Where can I get my hands on one of these DILF costumes??!!!

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#28 Aug 20, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
I have 13 cats at the moment.
They are barn cats and stay in the ......you guessed it....the barn. They are well feed and taken care of to the best of my ability.
I love the disclaimer:
"to the best of my ability"

;-)....lol

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#29 Aug 20, 2013
I'm an excellent dog owner!

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#30 Aug 20, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Chit!!!! Where can I get my hands on one of these DILF costumes??!!!
QVC was running a special, 300 easy payments of $29.99, don't ask why, just call now. I am still finding uses for the suit, it actually prevented me from inserting a fork into my penis, and that's not all! It also makes thousands of french fries and eliminates pet hair!(Tax title licensing registration not included, may not be available in all States, Provinces or Protectorates)

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#31 Aug 21, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>QVC was running a special, 300 easy payments of $29.99, don't ask why, just call now. I am still finding uses for the suit, it actually prevented me from inserting a fork into my penis, and that's not all! It also makes thousands of french fries and eliminates pet hair!(Tax title licensing registration not included, may not be available in all States, Provinces or Protectorates)
****Starts dialing QVC****
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#32 Nov 15, 2013
Yes, I would be a very good cat owner!

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#33 Nov 15, 2013
Ohio Cowgirl wrote:
I have 13 cats at the moment.
They are barn cats and stay in the ......you guessed it....the barn. They are well feed and taken care of to the best of my ability.
Hi Cowgirl, I'm sure you are a good cat or any other type of pet owner...your kindness comes through in your posts...:)

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#34 Nov 15, 2013
I am the Proud owner of 2 cats...or should I say, they own me...:) One is a 16 year old female tabby, she's SO sweet. The other is a 7 year old Tortie color cat. Totries are part of the Calico cat family, and they are almost always female. I prefer female cats, because they are easier to litter box train. I just LOVE these 2 girls. I feel SO happy when I hear them purr...:)

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#36 Jan 6, 2014
I am the good owner of a sometimes bad cat.

“Southern Pride”

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#37 Jan 6, 2014
I have 6, I call them man-buffers. What man in his right mind would take a woman with 6 cats.
The only reason I have so many is because a stray I took in had kittens. They are now fixed, all shots, and bonded to me, love my lil' furry faces. I just wish they would quit eating the toilet paper, lol.

“I call it as I see it.”

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#38 Jan 6, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
I have 6, I call them man-buffers. What man in his right mind would take a woman with 6 cats.
The only reason I have so many is because a stray I took in had kittens. They are now fixed, all shots, and bonded to me, love my lil' furry faces. I just wish they would quit eating the toilet paper, lol.
I am happy to see your devotion to your cats. I lost one of my cats last March (age 15) and adopted a kitten last April. My 15 year old male, my "bad cat" is still doing well. I also have two dogs as I adopted another dog last October.

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#39 Jan 6, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
I have 6, I call them man-buffers. What man in his right mind would take a woman with 6 cats.
The only reason I have so many is because a stray I took in had kittens. They are now fixed, all shots, and bonded to me, love my lil' furry faces. I just wish they would quit eating the toilet paper, lol.
Have any of them...rolled the toilet paper down the steps...that cracks me up...:)

“Forehead wrinkle”

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#40 Jan 7, 2014
No, I do not own any cats.

I own a wife, three kids, a dog, a parrot, and a goldfish.

“Southern Pride”

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#41 Jan 7, 2014
flbadcatowner wrote:
<quoted text>I am happy to see your devotion to your cats. I lost one of my cats last March (age 15) and adopted a kitten last April. My 15 year old male, my "bad cat" is still doing well. I also have two dogs as I adopted another dog last October.
My 20 year old cat is still with me. She lives in my bathroom under the cabinet and mostly sleeps. The kittens drive her nuts!
I have given kittens away before only to learn they were turned outside and ended up killed. I just couldn't let these guys suffer that fate. I have an insurance policy and written in stone is that part of that money is ear marked for my cats to go to a good home via Atlanta Pet Rescue is I should pass before they do.
Yes ... I am that weird.

“Southern Pride”

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#42 Jan 7, 2014
Marissa 2 wrote:
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Have any of them...rolled the toilet paper down the steps...that cracks me up...:)
LOL, I bet. I have a one story home I share with my brother. My babies and I live in the master bedroom with a "catio" built off one of the windows. They love the ramps, shelves, scratch post, beds, baskets, and a ton of toys. I have a dog door built into my window, didn't take them long to figure it out.
But my bathroom seems to be loads of entertainment for them. My toothbrush, hair ties, toilet paper are just waiting to be used when I'm not home. I often come home to quite a mess, lol

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

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#43 Jan 7, 2014
Fish_sticks wrote:
I have 6, I call them man-buffers. What man in his right mind would take a woman with 6 cats.
My wife had 8 or 9 when I met her. It has taken me a little over 10 years, but I have managed to cut her cat habit down to 3. LoL.

“Southern Pride”

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American right to fly it

#45 Jan 7, 2014
dragoon70056 wrote:
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My wife had 8 or 9 when I met her. It has taken me a little over 10 years, but I have managed to cut her cat habit down to 3. LoL.
WOW, they are my man buffers, are you saying that doesn't work? Dang!

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