Are you a good cat owner?

Created by DILF on Aug 7, 2013

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DILF

Buffalo, NY

#1 Aug 7, 2013
ima gigantic pooooooceeeee what do you think?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#2 Aug 7, 2013
Yes, I agree.

lol!!!

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#3 Aug 7, 2013
I love cats but somehow I think this isn't about the 4 legged kind.
Carry on ........

“I know where you are,”

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Right here under my thumb

#4 Aug 7, 2013
A bad cat owner is still better than a fabricatedcatowner.

“Standin' In A”

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Shaft Of Light

#5 Aug 7, 2013
A good cat owner should keep them inside.
My wife disagrees. Our two cats and the neighbor cat that practically live here, kill about one bird a day, a lizard every couple of days, and, mice and rats, which I suppose is OK.
The neighbor cat gets shot with a pellet gun now and then. and we're lucky they haven't been flattened on the road or have caused an accident.

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#6 Aug 7, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
A good cat owner should keep them inside.
My wife disagrees. Our two cats and the neighbor cat that practically live here, kill about one bird a day, a lizard every couple of days, and, mice and rats, which I suppose is OK.
The neighbor cat gets shot with a pellet gun now and then. and we're lucky they haven't been flattened on the road or have caused an accident.
Kept inside is better. Outside also means: dogs that maim and kill, coyotes and foxes too. Fleas, ticks and internal parasites that harm you and your pet. Leukemia results from being outside, really! Burrs and stick tights get in the fur, collars can get snagged, silly cats may cram into a tight spot or get stuck in a tree. Some folks shoot "stray" cats on sight. Rabies. Mange. Distemper. Sickos torture cats for satanic rituals, or for pervy pleasure. They also poo in sandboxes, kids get catscratch fever. My vote, keep cats indoors. If you let them out for a minute, supervise, keep shots up to date, wormed, check for ticks, flea dust and drops.
Trish

Broken Arrow, OK

#7 Aug 8, 2013
I wash mine daily, pet it often, and take it to see the gynecologist twice a year.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#9 Aug 8, 2013
Trish wrote:
I wash mine daily, pet it often, and take it to see the gynecologist twice a year.
Is it a Mexican Hairless or a Maine Coon cat?

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#10 Aug 8, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Is it a Mexican Hairless or a Maine Coon cat?
Careful, I remotely accessed the web cam, it is an outie, not an innie. 99.9% of women on the internet are actually men, the other .1% are nasty biker skanks.

“Standin' In A”

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#11 Aug 8, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Kept inside is better. Outside also means: dogs that maim and kill, coyotes and foxes too. Fleas, ticks and internal parasites that harm you and your pet. Leukemia results from being outside, really! Burrs and stick tights get in the fur, collars can get snagged, silly cats may cram into a tight spot or get stuck in a tree. Some folks shoot "stray" cats on sight. Rabies. Mange. Distemper. Sickos torture cats for satanic rituals, or for pervy pleasure. They also poo in sandboxes, kids get catscratch fever. My vote, keep cats indoors. If you let them out for a minute, supervise, keep shots up to date, wormed, check for ticks, flea dust and drops.
You got that right but there are probably some other reasons we didn't come up with.
Sickos? This is a fairly nice, peaceful town I live in, but I've heard of cats being lit on fire, hanged, shot, ears cut off (among other things), and backbone and other bones broken- etc.!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

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Shaft Of Light

#12 Aug 8, 2013
Trish wrote:
I wash mine daily, pet it often, and take it to see the gynecologist twice a year.
lol
I bring mine fish and let her eat whatever she wants.
(almost never yank on her tail either)

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#13 Aug 8, 2013
Trish wrote:
I wash mine daily, pet it often, and take it to see the gynecologist twice a year.
"Twice" a year?

Why so many times?

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#14 Aug 8, 2013
DILF wrote:
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"Twice" a year?
Why so many times?
8-|
One of my ladybots once accidently coated her "kitty" with spray glitter(confused the bottle with some type of actual coochie spray). Later that day, the gynocologist remarked, "Oh, fancy!"

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#15 Aug 8, 2013
Also, if you live(survive?) in China, cat owner standards are gauged a little different. Just sayin'

“100% Princess”

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and totally harmless

#16 Aug 8, 2013
Cats don't have Owners--they have servants.....

“I call it as I see it.”

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Retirement City

#17 Aug 8, 2013
It all depends on the context in which this question is intended. If you are asking if am I a good owner, I would say yes. If you are asking if my two cats are good cats, that is open to debate. They are friendly and affectionate, but they are also strong willed and pushy, each with a mind of its own. The only time they listen to me is when I say, "time to eat!" On the other hand, my dog is very compliant.

“I call it as I see it.”

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#18 Aug 8, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
Cats don't have Owners--they have servants.....
You got that right!

“If you're happy & you know it”

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clap your hands!

#21 Aug 19, 2013
Every day I drive home and pray I find my cat smooshed in the road. I hate cats. I suppose that makes me a bad cat owner.

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#22 Aug 19, 2013
At least I never dresed up like a dog and had regular sex with my cat, so I am not the worst cat owner, I suppose.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#23 Aug 20, 2013
Naughtyrobot wrote:
At least I never dresed up like a dog and had regular sex with my cat, so I am not the worst cat owner, I suppose.
lol....so.....what DO YOU dress up as?????

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