Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting...

Jan 29, 2013 Full story: Mirror.co.uk 51

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

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#44 Jan 31, 2013
Love Canal, all over again.
Nipper

Christchurch, New Zealand

#45 Jan 31, 2013
Marley Money wrote:
<quoted text>
Very true......Matter of fact, it's difficult to close me up.
When are you coming to my parts sailor?
Soon as crab seasons over,baby!

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#47 Jan 31, 2013
danclark wrote:
<quoted text> Is that d**k you asterticked out -dork?
*rolling eyes*

He obviously meant Duck, duh...
Eltons John

Medford, NY

#48 Jan 31, 2013
danclark wrote:
<quoted text> Is that d**k you asterticked out -dork?
No no no....it's "Desk".........obvio usly

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Formerly From Kenya

#49 Jan 31, 2013
reebie wrote:
Sooo Uma Thurman Poison Ivy
Hawt!!!!!
LOL...right up there with a samurai sword while she says "I am going to KILL D!@K..!"...

wow...

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#50 Jan 31, 2013
Met an aussie, that while in Bangkok...picked up a bargirl and took her back to his hotel....started fooling around and woke up a day later, without his passport, money and many belongings....turn's out she had painted her nipples with some knockout drugs.....

“Up with which, I will not put”

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#51 Jan 31, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
Met an aussie, that while in Bangkok...picked up a bargirl and took her back to his hotel....started fooling around and woke up a day later, without his passport, money and many belongings....turn's out she had painted her nipples with some knockout drugs.....
That's why they always say, "Don't lick the locals' nipples".

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#52 Jan 31, 2013
Well, she obviously wasn't trying to kill him for being a selfish lover, maybe he was just too generous with the buxom neighbor lady.
The Aussie

Medford, NY

#53 Jan 31, 2013
Go Blue Forever wrote:
Met an aussie, that while in Bangkok...picked up a bargirl and took her back to his hotel....started fooling around and woke up a day later, without his passport, money and many belongings....turn's out she had painted her nipples with some knockout drugs.....
....and while I was enjoying this endeavor, I did think to myself "hmmmm, these nipples do taste a bit like sour milk"......but I kept forging on....oh well. Oddly enough, the whisker biscuit didn't taste funny at all.

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#54 Jan 31, 2013
He went thru hell....passports take alot of work to replace, overseas.....i asked him if he could remember which bar, but he was to foggy on the whole night....
BLong

United States

#55 Jan 31, 2013
Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth. In this case, it could kill you, though.

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