Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting...

There are 51 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Jan 29, 2013, titled Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting.... In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

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Al Bundy

Fountain, NC

#21 Jan 29, 2013
Looks like they're gonna have to ban "oral sex".

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#22 Jan 29, 2013
Brisbane Oz wrote:
<quoted text>Please, try not to be so graphic about that particular subject matter so close to lunch time?
T'wat do we owe your criticism?

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Sao Paulo

#24 Jan 30, 2013
But on a serious note, wouldn't have been easier to just put the poison in his food and/or beverage? Why put poison in your hoo hoo?

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#25 Jan 30, 2013
That would have sucked.

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#26 Jan 30, 2013
Al Bundy wrote:
Looks like they're gonna have to ban "oral sex".
Is Bill Clinton grandfathered in? Will we have ot reposses the cigar? Has the blue dress with copious amounts of Presidential jizz all over it been preserved or destroyed?

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#27 Jan 30, 2013
The snatch of death.
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#28 Jan 30, 2013
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
The snatch of death.
You rang?

What do you wnat?
beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#29 Jan 30, 2013
Marley Money wrote:
<quoted text>
You rang?
What do you wnat?
It's rather personal,but we hear you're a rather open person?
Al Bundy

Fountain, NC

#30 Jan 30, 2013
Famous last words.
..Honey I'm just dying to have oral sex with you.
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#31 Jan 30, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>It's rather personal,but we hear you're a rather open person?
Very true......Matter of fact, it's difficult to close me up.

When are you coming to my parts sailor?
BLong

United States

#34 Jan 30, 2013
Husband reported a strange smell.
Was he sure that he knew what the proper smell was?
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#35 Jan 30, 2013
BLong wrote:
Husband reported a strange smell.
Was he sure that he knew what the proper smell was?
You're right.
My ex-husband always used a clothespin on his nose.
He was smart man.
BLong

United States

#36 Jan 30, 2013
Marley Money wrote:
<quoted text>
You're right.
My ex-husband always used a clothespin on his nose.
He was smart man.
Probably kept a vomit bag close by too, in case the clothespin came off..
danclark

Baltimore, MD

#37 Jan 30, 2013
If I talk about sex, would that be considered oral sex?
Eltons John

Medford, NY

#38 Jan 30, 2013
danclark wrote:
If I talk about sex, would that be considered oral sex?
Only if you were talking while having a d**k in your mouth....

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#39 Jan 30, 2013
lol this is sooo gross!

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Spotted World

#40 Jan 30, 2013
Talk about eating oneself to death.
danclark

Baltimore, MD

#41 Jan 30, 2013
Eltons John wrote:
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Only if you were talking while having a d**k in your mouth....
Is that d**k you asterticked out -dork?

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#42 Jan 31, 2013
It was snatch and stiff.
RustyBuckeye

Jacksonville, FL

#43 Jan 31, 2013
Hey, this can be used as an excuse not to give oral sex?

"Hey honey, how do I know you aren't trying to poison me? I think I'll pass until we can find a poison test kit."

LOL

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