Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting...

Jan 29, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Mirror.co.uk

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

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Al Bundy

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Looks like they're gonna have to ban "oral sex".

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Brisbane Oz wrote:
<quoted text>Please, try not to be so graphic about that particular subject matter so close to lunch time?
T'wat do we owe your criticism?

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#24
Jan 30, 2013
 
But on a serious note, wouldn't have been easier to just put the poison in his food and/or beverage? Why put poison in your hoo hoo?

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That would have sucked.

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Al Bundy wrote:
Looks like they're gonna have to ban "oral sex".
Is Bill Clinton grandfathered in? Will we have ot reposses the cigar? Has the blue dress with copious amounts of Presidential jizz all over it been preserved or destroyed?

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The snatch of death.
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Jan 30, 2013
 
Phil the Grillmaster wrote:
The snatch of death.
You rang?

What do you wnat?
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Jan 30, 2013
 
Marley Money wrote:
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You rang?
What do you wnat?
It's rather personal,but we hear you're a rather open person?
Al Bundy

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Famous last words.
..Honey I'm just dying to have oral sex with you.
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Jan 30, 2013
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>It's rather personal,but we hear you're a rather open person?
Very true......Matter of fact, it's difficult to close me up.

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Husband reported a strange smell.
Was he sure that he knew what the proper smell was?
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Jan 30, 2013
 
BLong wrote:
Husband reported a strange smell.
Was he sure that he knew what the proper smell was?
You're right.
My ex-husband always used a clothespin on his nose.
He was smart man.
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Marley Money wrote:
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You're right.
My ex-husband always used a clothespin on his nose.
He was smart man.
Probably kept a vomit bag close by too, in case the clothespin came off..
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Jan 30, 2013
 
If I talk about sex, would that be considered oral sex?
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If I talk about sex, would that be considered oral sex?
Only if you were talking while having a d**k in your mouth....

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Jan 30, 2013
 
lol this is sooo gross!

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Jan 30, 2013
 
Talk about eating oneself to death.
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Eltons John wrote:
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Only if you were talking while having a d**k in your mouth....
Is that d**k you asterticked out -dork?

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It was snatch and stiff.
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Jan 31, 2013
 
Hey, this can be used as an excuse not to give oral sex?

"Hey honey, how do I know you aren't trying to poison me? I think I'll pass until we can find a poison test kit."

LOL

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