Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman ...

Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting...

There are 51 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Jan 29, 2013, titled Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting.... In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

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“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#1 Jan 29, 2013
No, that was Harley Honey. That's not poison, that's just the way her gentilals are.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#2 Jan 29, 2013
Salmonella? That is usually what is on tainted fish.
George Michael

Huntington, NY

#3 Jan 29, 2013
Aren't women genitals always poisonous?

ewwww, yucky.
Furrowed Brows

Jefferson, GA

#4 Jan 29, 2013
Whoda thunk it?
Furrowed Brows

Jefferson, GA

#5 Jan 29, 2013
George Michael wrote:
Aren't women genitals always poisonous?
ewwww, yucky.
How would you know, George?? lol
DonkeyEstonkey

Hampton, VA

#6 Jan 29, 2013
That is some devious and repugnant shit, yo!
George Michael

Huntington, NY

#7 Jan 29, 2013
Furrowed Brows wrote:
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How would you know, George?? lol
I've heard stories!!!!
60s chic

Allentown, PA

#8 Jan 29, 2013
..just when you think you've heard it all. I wonder what the poisonous substance was? Could have ended up being toxic for her as well. Crazy world we live in.

“Grab all the good”

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Rowlett Tx

#9 Jan 29, 2013
Wouldn't know if you are coming or going :)

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#10 Jan 29, 2013
That's creativity for you.
Smart man.
Brisbane Oz

United States

#11 Jan 29, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
Wouldn't know if you are coming or going :)
Except the dumbass poisoned herself in the process. They guy had to take her to the hospital. Heard it on the radio this morning.
Brisbane Oz

United States

#12 Jan 29, 2013
JM_Brazil wrote:
No, that was Harley Honey. That's not poison, that's just the way her gentilals are.
Please, try not to be so graphic about that particular subject matter so close to lunch time?
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#13 Jan 29, 2013
Sooo Uma Thurman Poison Ivy
Hawt!!!!!

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#14 Jan 29, 2013
Denny Crain wrote:
Wouldn't know if you are coming or going :)
In that case, the girl would be coming and the guy would be going.

On CSI, two women were bemoaning that there were no good men. Then a body fell from the balcony, almost on top of the little Asian lady. Then she said she preferred warm bodies and apologized to the cops for her nervous humor. On that episode, nobody was murdered. All 3 deaths were tragic accidents. That man who fell from the balcony died while having sex. He was drunk and possibly on drugs, and having sex in the "suspended congress" position. So when they reached orgasm, she fell back inside and he went off the ledge.

In the same motel, a married couple died as well. Their pets basically killed them. The man was in the shower and their parrot let itself out of its cage. It perched on the man's shoulder. The cat absolutely hated the bird and went for the attack. The man fell, got knocked unconscious, and cut himself severely on the way down. The wife was chopping vegetables and without putting down the knife, she took off after the cat. On the way in, she tripped over the coffee table and impaled herself on the knife, which just happened to hit a major artery. What puzzled the CSI team was the 911 call as the couple were dying and the fact that the doors and windows were all locked. When they came back to the scene, they noticed things were disturbed. On closer examination, there were paw prints, and cats claws were found in the shower curtains and the drain. So the cat provoked a couple of fatal accidents.
hey

Abilene, TX

#15 Jan 29, 2013
i can think of worse ways to die.

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#16 Jan 29, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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In that case, the girl would be coming and the guy would be going.
On CSI, two women were bemoaning that there were no good men.~~~ So the cat provoked a couple of fatal accidents.
Maybe I should have gotten a parakeet instead of a cat for a pet?

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#17 Jan 29, 2013
Probably a great idea for the hospice industry.

Spotted Girl

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Spotted World

#18 Jan 29, 2013
Bama Yankee wrote:
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Maybe I should have gotten a parakeet instead of a cat for a pet?
I think you missed the part about the parrot. They had a parrot and a cat.

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#19 Jan 29, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
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I think you missed the part about the parrot. They had a parrot and a cat.
No, I didn't miss the part about the parrot & I did infer "instead of."
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#20 Jan 29, 2013
60s chic wrote:
..just when you think you've heard it all. I wonder what the poisonous substance was? Could have ended up being toxic for her as well. Crazy world we live in.
I think she used CLAMidia.......as......uh..... the poison.

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