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“Proceed with caution”

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Since: Oct 11

Richmond TX

#27 Apr 1, 2013
I told my grandson I hit the lottery
For &150M today. He was HIGHLY disappointed after giving a list of things he wanted when I said "April Fools". LOL!
>..<

Huntington, WV

#28 Apr 2, 2013
Got flowers for the 1st x ever on April fools day. I truly thought it was a joke when my co workers called me to the office:) I guess it was also a late Easter surprise too!!!!! I'm still so excited/confused about them i can't sleep! I want to shout it to the world, OMG i do matter to you!! Although sometimes even flowers are to late to make "things" work/ better????

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#29 Apr 2, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Happy April's Fool Day
around this time 32 years ago my husband was murdered....a woman I didn't know called and told me...I called another lady saying she wished I hadn't called..Later found out it was true..
OMG! I am so sorry!

“Sweet As Can Be”

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#30 Apr 2, 2013
I got a speeding ticket on April 1
and that's No Joke !

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#31 Apr 2, 2013
No, I loved it

“The World Is My Garden”

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#32 Apr 2, 2013
Yesterday I called my EX and told him how I'd been thinking about him and how much I missed having sex with him...
Then I asked if we could get together later that night..
He was very excited and rarin' to till I said... APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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Since: Oct 12

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#35 Apr 1, 2014
In our new America, with all the "changes" I think Aprils Fools day should be switched to April 15th.
:\

While on assignment to interview John Koskine, the current Commissioner of the Internal Revenue, I couldn't help but notice a mason jar sitting in prominent display on his desk.
The jar was filled with a dark maroon substance.
When asked about the contents, Mr. Koskine said;
" That is one of our greatest achievements, here at the IRS.
What you are looking at is blood from a turnip."
K_L_C

Duluth, GA

#36 Apr 1, 2014
Happy April Fools Day

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