Happy April Fools Day.

“Proceed with caution”

Level 1

Since: Oct 11

Richmond TX

#27 Apr 1, 2013
I told my grandson I hit the lottery
For &150M today. He was HIGHLY disappointed after giving a list of things he wanted when I said "April Fools". LOL!
>..<

Lynchburg, VA

#28 Apr 2, 2013
Got flowers for the 1st x ever on April fools day. I truly thought it was a joke when my co workers called me to the office:) I guess it was also a late Easter surprise too!!!!! I'm still so excited/confused about them i can't sleep! I want to shout it to the world, OMG i do matter to you!! Although sometimes even flowers are to late to make "things" work/ better????

Level 8

Since: Nov 10

Willies head WV

#29 Apr 2, 2013
honeymylove wrote:
Happy April's Fool Day
around this time 32 years ago my husband was murdered....a woman I didn't know called and told me...I called another lady saying she wished I hadn't called..Later found out it was true..
OMG! I am so sorry!

“Sweet As Can Be”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#30 Apr 2, 2013
I got a speeding ticket on April 1
and that's No Joke !

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Since: Mar 13

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#31 Apr 2, 2013
No, I loved it

“The World Is My Garden”

Since: Feb 13

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#32 Apr 2, 2013
Yesterday I called my EX and told him how I'd been thinking about him and how much I missed having sex with him...
Then I asked if we could get together later that night..
He was very excited and rarin' to till I said... APRIL FOOLS!!!!
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Since: Oct 12

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#35 Apr 1, 2014
In our new America, with all the "changes" I think Aprils Fools day should be switched to April 15th.
:\

While on assignment to interview John Koskine, the current Commissioner of the Internal Revenue, I couldn't help but notice a mason jar sitting in prominent display on his desk.
The jar was filled with a dark maroon substance.
When asked about the contents, Mr. Koskine said;
" That is one of our greatest achievements, here at the IRS.
What you are looking at is blood from a turnip."
K_L_C

Tucker, GA

#36 Apr 1, 2014
Happy April Fools Day

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#39 Apr 1, 2015
I would like to wish all the good people of TOPIX a very Happy April Fools day.

Enjoy!!!!

8-)

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Since: May 13

Location hidden

#40 Apr 1, 2015
It was a happy one and now I'm logging off!
Argh

Orlando, FL

#41 Apr 1, 2015
If I could swat your tail !@&^$ for the prank you pulled this morning I would. Because of you I spent a good deal of my time transferring files that didn't need to be..... I'm content knowing I'm not the only one plotting to prank your rear end. Possibly for eternity.......... Bawww ha ha ha ha.......... No seriously, it wasn't funny.
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Owensboro, KY

#42 Apr 1, 2015
I took the belt guards off the machinery at work today. Great prank or what?

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#43 Apr 1, 2015
70s classic Disco Mix
https://youtu.be/YqE_Has88fA
https://youtu.be/XEdJkx1BEyY

WOW what have I been missing????? Picked up a pantsuit at the Good will and some zip up boots ,a clip on ear ring..shew I feel redeemed now . this is awesome,
Go DISCO is my new motto!!!!!!! RICHARD

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

Level 9

Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#44 Apr 1, 2015
Fools Day is Foolish
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Owensboro, KY

#45 Apr 2, 2015
Dumped a quart of bleach and a quart of ammonia in the mop bucket at my new job today. Instruction on the ammonia bottle says don't do that, but thats a bunch of gd epa bs
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Owensboro, KY

#46 Apr 2, 2015
I got sick and turned to mop bucket over. Had to go home early. Some of them gd Obamanites can mop that sht up
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Owensboro, KY

#47 Apr 5, 2015
Started my new job at McDonalds today. Them mfs gets pissedoff if you fart around the customers. Bunch of Obama loving liberals. Gd everybody farts

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#49 Apr 5, 2015
Easter Troll wrote:
Shaatup Roy.
Up yours, Trishy...burp...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#50 Apr 5, 2015
Enter Username wrote:
I took the belt guards off the machinery at work today. Great prank or what?
So?????? Any lost digits or limbs yet? that is the true test of a good joke? it takes time for some of the real "bloody" good ones.

I just go a P.T.A. meeting once a month :) is like April 1st st all school season long :) Rick
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Owensboro, KY

#51 Apr 6, 2015
Fukum if they can't take a joke

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