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LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#1 Jan 30, 2010
I want to troll. I think I would be good at it. Some of these trolls aren't very original or clever. Does anyone/anytroll have advice on good trolling.
LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#2 Jan 30, 2010
Are there troll rules? Do I have to misspell and use poor grammar. I mean, I already do sometimes, but do I have to do it all the time?
LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#3 Jan 30, 2010
Look! I already used periods instead of question marks in two posts.
LuckyGal

Ravena, NY

#4 Jan 30, 2010
LL DJ wrote:
I want to troll. I think I would be good at it. Some of these trolls aren't very original or clever. Does anyone/anytroll have advice on good trolling.
Oh by all means get a FB account, and befriend Fransisco Martinez. Then pretend to be buddies, read up on all his friends, friend them if you can, then go forth and use the info you have gleaned from it.

LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

“it's just craic”

Level 6

Since: Jan 09

Ludington, MI

#5 Jan 30, 2010
LL DJ wrote:
Are there troll rules? Do I have to misspell and use poor grammar. I mean, I already do sometimes, but do I have to do it all the time?
YES!!!!!!!!!!

and pick a good name, something that just sticks it the craw, mine is "A TROLL NAMED SLACK". Note the caps, seems to really bother some.

LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

“it's just craic”

Level 6

Since: Jan 09

Ludington, MI

#6 Jan 30, 2010
LL DJ wrote:
Look! I already used periods instead of question marks in two posts.
thats a good start, ahumm, the name
Khan Troll

United States

#7 Jan 30, 2010
To be a real troll you have to be mentally unstable. Try the Australia Forum.
LuckyGal

Ravena, NY

#8 Jan 30, 2010
Oops my bad this is the name you want..
G Zilla Martinez
LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#9 Jan 30, 2010
LuckyGal wrote:
<quoted text>Oh by all means get a FB account, and befriend Fransisco Martinez. Then pretend to be buddies, read up on all his friends, friend them if you can, then go forth and use the info you have gleaned from it.
Okay. That is a great idea!
LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#10 Jan 30, 2010
LOST IN MISSISSIPPI wrote:
<quoted text>YES!!!!!!!!!! and pick a good name, something that just sticks it the craw, mine is "A TROLL NAMED SLACK". Note the caps, seems to really bother some.
Do you have a hokey phrase like, "SLACK IS WHACK!" or "HITTIN THE SLACK PIPE."?
LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#11 Jan 30, 2010
Khan Troll wrote:
To be a real troll you have to be mentally unstable. Try the Australia Forum.
I am mentally unstable.

What a dork_

“They named a cereal for him”

Level 3

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#12 Jan 30, 2010
LL DJ wrote:
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Okay. That is a great idea!
Don't forget the number one rule, make sure you attack not just the person that you seek out but their family member also, especially the children! Oh wait, did you want to be a funny troll or a nasty mean troll?

Number 2 rule, twist your preys words endlessly!

“!”

Level 1

Since: Dec 09

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#13 Jan 30, 2010
LL DJ wrote:
I want to troll. I think I would be good at it. Some of these trolls aren't very original or clever. Does anyone/anytroll have advice on good trolling.
Once you've trolled someone never apologize or they won't take you serious. Once you've made a statement stick to it.(that's my downfall, I always feel bad later and slobber all over myself apologizing, unless I'm the one being trolled and even then I apologize for whatever I did to get trolled in the first place).
Kahn Troll

United States

#14 Jan 30, 2010
LL DJ wrote:
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I am mentally unstable.
Good, you've passed the test. Next you must become friendly with your victim, pump them for personal information, then attack them from a proxy address with the details of their personal life you have learned.

“!”

Level 1

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#15 Jan 30, 2010
Oh, and don't forget to hack and alter emails if you can get them.

“!”

Level 1

Since: Dec 09

Location hidden

#17 Jan 30, 2010
Oh and one more thing. Icons don't work. See I've got some really good ones but they don't matter because alot of kids like to come on here and play skittles. :-)
LuckyGal

Ravena, NY

#18 Jan 30, 2010
phUnny wrote:
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It figures you'd be the first one with advise
Of course it does silly! We go way back, it's friends that give you ADVICE, others just ADVISE you. How's that spellcheck working for you?
LL DJ

Santa Barbara, CA

#19 Jan 30, 2010
I'd like to give it a shot now. Tell me how I do.
take1

Santa Barbara, CA

#20 Jan 30, 2010
phUnny wrote:
<quoted text> It figures you'd be the first one with advise
Advice phUckhead! Speaking of figures, why don't you do something about yours? A gym membership can't cost more than internet.
take1

Santa Barbara, CA

#21 Jan 30, 2010
Was take 1 any good? Where do I need improvement? Tell meand then I'll do take 2.

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