Circus elephant shot in drive-by shot in Miss.

Apr 9, 2013 Full story: Denver Post 105

Authorities say a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus elephant was hit by a bullet in a drive-by shooting in Tupelo, Miss.

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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#1 Apr 9, 2013
I once shot an elephant in Mississippi. How he got in Mississippi, I don't know. Probably by train.

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#2 Apr 9, 2013
Lost in Mississippi?

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LOST IN MISSISSIPPI

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#3 Apr 9, 2013
I been up north

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#4 Apr 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I once shot an elephant in Mississippi. How he got in Mississippi, I don't know. Probably by train.
at the Holiday Inn in Jackson?

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

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#5 Apr 9, 2013
Probably on vacation, he had his trunk with him. *groan*
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#7 Apr 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Probably on vacation, he had his trunk with him.*groan*
Was he wearing Pajamas,??

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#8 Apr 9, 2013
Was he working for peanuts ....?

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#9 Apr 9, 2013
At least Carol is alright.

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#10 Apr 9, 2013
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
Lost in Mississippi?
Who isn't?

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#11 Apr 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
I once shot an elephant in Mississippi. How he got in Mississippi, I don't know. Probably by train.
Was he wearing your pajamas?

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#12 Apr 9, 2013
Parden pard wrote:
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Was he wearing Pajamas,??
Sorry, I didn't see your post before I asked the same question.

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#13 Apr 9, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Was he wearing your pajamas?
My pajamas didn't fit him. But my shoes did, which was both surprising and disconcerting.
Ms Fawn

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#14 Apr 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
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My pajamas didn't fit him. But my shoes did, which was both surprising and disconcerting.
It sounds like you can wear him out.

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Uh Clem wrote:
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My pajamas didn't fit him. But my shoes did, which was both surprising and disconcerting.
Clown!

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Ms Fawn wrote:
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It sounds like you can wear him out.
Except for church services.

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#17 Apr 9, 2013
...i once shot an elephant in my pajamas....how he got in my pajamas i'll never know....of course, in alabama, the tuscaloosa.......how do you get down from an elephant...stoopid...you get down from a duck....what do you get when you cross bill clinton with an elephant.....nothin'....there are some things even elephants won't do........
Ms Fawn

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#18 Apr 9, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
...i once shot an elephant in my pajamas....how he got in my pajamas i'll never know....of course, in alabama, the tuscaloosa.......how do you get down from an elephant...stoopid...you get down from a duck....what do you get when you cross bill clinton with an elephant.....nothin'....there are some things even elephants won't do........
Was it pink?

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Ms Fawn wrote:
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Was it pink?
.....no......
Tanglewilde

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#20 Apr 9, 2013
The suspect is a member of a rival gang of African elephants who has vowed to protect their North Mississippi turf from the band of wild and crazy Asian Elephants.

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#21 Apr 10, 2013
probably a redneck driveby. they saw something with dark skin and started throwing bullets...

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