Circus elephant shot in drive-by shot in Miss.

Apr 9, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Denver Post

Authorities say a Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus elephant was hit by a bullet in a drive-by shooting in Tupelo, Miss.

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I once shot an elephant in Mississippi. How he got in Mississippi, I don't know. Probably by train.

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Lost in Mississippi?
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I been up north
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Uh Clem wrote:
I once shot an elephant in Mississippi. How he got in Mississippi, I don't know. Probably by train.
at the Holiday Inn in Jackson?

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Probably on vacation, he had his trunk with him. *groan*
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Probably on vacation, he had his trunk with him.*groan*
Was he wearing Pajamas,??

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Was he working for peanuts ....?

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At least Carol is alright.

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Lost in Mississippi?
Who isn't?

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Uh Clem wrote:
I once shot an elephant in Mississippi. How he got in Mississippi, I don't know. Probably by train.
Was he wearing your pajamas?

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Parden pard wrote:
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Was he wearing Pajamas,??
Sorry, I didn't see your post before I asked the same question.

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<quoted text>Was he wearing your pajamas?
My pajamas didn't fit him. But my shoes did, which was both surprising and disconcerting.
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My pajamas didn't fit him. But my shoes did, which was both surprising and disconcerting.
It sounds like you can wear him out.

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My pajamas didn't fit him. But my shoes did, which was both surprising and disconcerting.
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It sounds like you can wear him out.
Except for church services.

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...i once shot an elephant in my pajamas....how he got in my pajamas i'll never know....of course, in alabama, the tuscaloosa.......how do you get down from an elephant...stoopid...you get down from a duck....what do you get when you cross bill clinton with an elephant.....nothin'....there are some things even elephants won't do........
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...i once shot an elephant in my pajamas....how he got in my pajamas i'll never know....of course, in alabama, the tuscaloosa.......how do you get down from an elephant...stoopid...you get down from a duck....what do you get when you cross bill clinton with an elephant.....nothin'....there are some things even elephants won't do........
Was it pink?

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The suspect is a member of a rival gang of African elephants who has vowed to protect their North Mississippi turf from the band of wild and crazy Asian Elephants.

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probably a redneck driveby. they saw something with dark skin and started throwing bullets...

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